Chapter 1958

"Yes, Hugh Grant is a Londoner, and he has a standard Oxford accent. He graduated from Oxford University."

Lanli's reply let Jimmy "aha", happily made a seal clapping gesture, "finally right once." Looking down at the card, "say the name of a festival."

"Jewish Hanukkah." Langley said the first word that came out of his mind, and then Jimmy chuckled, but he wasn't going to go into it. Then he asked, "what's the name of the movie?"

"Home alone." After Langley finished, Jimmy looked up at Langley. He couldn't imagine that Langley would name such a movie. Langley spread out his hands and naturally said, "Hey, this movie is very, very time-honored, OK? I think anyone can enjoy this movie. "

Jimmy pursed the corners of his mouth. "Fair enough. Er... Give me a verb ending in 'ing'

"Oh, 'f'..." Lan Li made a mouth, but this time he didn't make a sound, cut it off in time, stifled it back and said to himself, "I can't use this word, Lan Li, wake up, wake up!" However, the audience at the scene have already had a collective laugh; Especially when he saw the lovely appearance of Lan Li talking to himself, he couldn't laugh.

Jimmy also responded, "Jesus Christ, Raleigh, wake up, you're Raleigh hall. What's the matter with you today?"

"Who knows? Maybe I don't agree with your aura, so I've been making a fool of myself. I think it's more appropriate for me to stay away from this program in the future. " Langley said casually, and then, regardless of Jimmy's stiff smile and the burst of laughter, he thought seriously for a moment, "gyrating."

The word also means "twisted butt.".

It's very hard for Jimmy to suppress his smile, while the audience has no strength to laugh. Even if we don't know what the story of Jimmy's card is, Langley's answer has already outlined the sense of picture - the sense of picture that comes from his face makes the facial muscles laugh completely stiff.

Jimmy glances at lanli again, and lanli calmly greets his line of sight, "what? Do you want me to say something more popular? "

"No, no, no, it's good. It's good." Jimmy waved, "a distance, like ten miles or five feet."

"Ten miles or five feet? Do you mean one of two? " Lan Li asked.

"No, I'm just giving an example. Just give me a distance, any distance." Jim explained.

"Oh, I see. So, 0.5mm." Lan Li said solemnly.

be quiet.

be quiet.

Jimmy laughed directly, and the audience applauded: it's really not understandable.

Jimmy laughed so much that he couldn't organize the language. It took him some time to calm down and say, "give me the name of a country."

"Ukraine." Langley didn't know why he chose this country, but it came out in his mind - wait, is it because Edith left for Ukraine last week?

"An animal." Jimmy didn't ask, just went on to the next question.

"Badger." Blue Li once again said a cold answer.

Jimmy tilted his head. "I can't understand." But not being able to understand is normal, isn't it“ Favorite movie lines. "

"Hutchpatch." Langley explains that badger is the hallmark of hutchpatch college in "Harry Potter", and then he sees Jimmy's loveless expression, and Langley goes back to the right track, "lines, well, this city needs an enema!"

With constipation on his face, Jimmy couldn't understand where the line came from.

Langley looks down at Jimmy. "Jack Nicholson's lines in Batman?"

"Oh, oh, clown." That's how Jimmy reacts, and then says, "did he say that line? God, are we watching the same movie? " Amid the laughter, Jimmy went on to the next question, "another body part."

"Body parts again? Wow, sensitive parts need to jump over, so... Little toe. " Lanli said to himself and gave an answer.

Now that Jimmy didn't want to ask where the first body part came out of blue's mind, he shook his head and couldn't help laughing, "little toe? Where on earth did this come from? I feel like I'm in Middle Earth right now. " When I'm at home, they call me "little toe."

Lanli leaned over and said, "Oh, your handwriting is terrible."

"That's good enough. Today, I'm playing super well." Said Jimmy in a low voice.

So the two people whispered a few words, the audience was hanging in the side, the scene was happy, but fortunately, Jimmy immediately responded, "children's songs?"

"Twinkle, twinkle, twinkle." Blue Li scratched his head.

Jimmy wrote carefully, and asked, "is there any particular reason?"

"I'm not sure. Maybe it's because I overheard the music in the toy store when I passed by Fifth Avenue today."

"Oh. Adjectives. " Jimmy nodded.

Blue Li pursed the corners of his mouth, "mind bending."

Jimmy didn't speak and didn't respond. He just shook his head gently and slowly. He was silent for a moment. Then he looked up at the audience. "It's a very interesting gentleman. I don't think I have much interest in the life of hereditary aristocracy now. It's always a bit strange."

Lanli kept smiling, facing the audience, with a calm face. The aboveboard attitude seemed to say: I don't mind if the image is broken.

As a matter of fact, for actors, the most unnecessary thing is fixed image, because this is the beginning when the stage is limited. Robert Downey Jr. and Johnny Depp Jr. are the most direct representatives; So far, lanli has been able to make many breakthroughs in performance, because the characters in the film have never been bound by the rules, otherwise, lanli will not be the present lanli.

Therefore, even if the image of a gentleman is broken, lanli will not care.

Jimi can now foresee the next "tableware", smile can not stop, "I tell you, this is all the content of the game, so far."

Lanli didn't say much, "Oh, so is this the end of the show? Can I leave now? Thank you very much for inviting me. "

"No, no, no, no, it's just the beginning. Let's get ready, get the teleprompter ready, and then we can put it into the show." Jimmy couldn't help scratching his head. "Actually, I'm a little sorry now. Randy hall, I'm going to act with Randy? God, this is a dream come true! But what if my performance is too bad? "

"Then our purpose is achieved." This is a talk show. Entertainment is the main thing. Laughter and accidents are the real attractions.

The live recording was cut off again, and the second time it entered the advertising time, then Jimmy handed the card to the staff on the spot and looked at lanli, "do you need to recite your lines? Or do you need to familiarize yourself with the script? "

"Yes, I do." Lanli nodded his head seriously and gave a positive reply. Then he saw the face of Jimi.

But Lan Li didn't explain it, and her expression shifted her sight.

Jimmy wasn't sure. "Langley, wait. You're kidding, aren't you?" Although this segment was not recorded, the audience saw it with their own eyes, and the laughter rang out again.

Impromptu comedy, which is also a part of the basic performance class. Both lanli and Jimi are experienced veteran. Naturally, they won't worry. In less than five minutes, they are ready.

In order to let the audience better enter the situation and feel the charm of sitcom, two people came to the next studio, where temporary scenes have been set up. After all the audience are seated, the program recording can start again.

Langley and Jimmy sat on both sides of an inquiry table, simulating the scene of the inquiry room in the police station.

"Shoot!"

At the scene of the talk show, Langley went through the film set in an instant.

Lan Li kept standing and knocked on the table. "Hey! I'm sergeant Nagini The first sentence made the audience laugh. One name can produce such an effect. It is estimated that only lanli's brain hole can do it. "What's your name?"

Jimmy took off his hat and said, "Professor Havel." Well, when Harry Potter meets X-Men, it's officially on.

Patience, patience again, but Jimmy still did not hold back, directly on the smile, and with blue Li's mouth also rose - smile is contagious.

Langley sat down opposite Jimmy. "You're brought here today because you're suspected of second degree robbery."

Jimmy blinked. "Hey, crumbs!" But the exclamation was not quite right, so that he had to work very hard.

"Exactly so!" Lanli also stopped for a moment, and the rising of the corner of his mouth made him on the verge of success. It's not that his concentration is too bad, but that comedy needs to relax and enjoy, isn't it? Why be so serious? Therefore, Lan Li did not deliberately restrain himself, "4229 artichokes! From Macy's! "

Ha ha ha ha!

The whole audience laughs wildly, especially when lanli says "4229", some big tongues seem to be trying their best to resist the impulse of laughing, which makes it even more funny. Jimmy has already laughed directly, lying on the table, hiding his embarrassment of laughing completely.

"Besides, the crime scene is full of marks left by your ass." After the lines are finished, but Jimmy doesn't speak, and lanli doesn't continue to speak, because both of them are on the edge of the laughing field. Lanli tightly purses the corners of his mouth, but the problem is that once the gate of laughter is opened, it's really not easy to suppress laughter.

What's more, there were 300 audience members and 50 staff members laughing together, just like canned laughter in sitcoms, which was infectious.

Jimmy is biting his teeth: forbearance, forbearance, he has been patient to the extreme, a little lax, may directly burst into laughter, especially when he sees his next line on the teleprompter, burst of laughter premonition is even more unable to be reserved.