Chapter 1959

"Four hundred twenty-nine artichokes! Stolen from Macy's! What's more, the crime scene is full of marks left by your butt. "

It is obvious that this is the original intention of the program, but lanli's brain hole makes the whole play more absurd; Now, with the deduction of two "comedians", lanli and Jimi, the sense of absurdity is further magnified, and the whole studio scene is full of laughter.

Not to mention Jimmy, even Langley is hovering on the edge of the comedy - not because of the script, but more because of the atmosphere of the whole recording scene.

If it's in the west end now, even if it's absurd, Langley can finish the play seriously. When he was in college, students wrote more absurd and mischievous plays, but they still need to finish the whole play in a serious way.

But now in the studio, the whole audience is laughing, Jimmy is laughing, and Langley himself is relaxing. That kind of joy is more and more turbulent.

In order to keep the sitcom going on, Jimmy is trying to hold back his smile. Once he's finished laughing, he may not be able to stop, and the performance can't continue. He has to hold back his smile for a long time, and then he finally finds the feeling, "you're really talkative!"

However, because the words are so ridiculous, Jimi's performance has become extremely exaggerated - because there is no way for body language to fit with the lines. In the end, he can only make trouble. He opens his arms, just like a balloon man at the door of a shopping mall, waving his arms randomly, trying to rationalize the lines.

As a direct result, Langley always thinks that Jimmy's back is full of fleas. He sits directly opposite him, but his back still itches.

Lanli pursed the corners of his mouth to control his impulse to laugh. Then he saw that, like a "black rap", Jimmy raised his right hand, narrowed his eyes, cast his eyes, and licked his lips. It seemed that he was provoking and teasing. The ostentatious performance made lanli's corners of his mouth rise without restraint.

However, many years of acting experience from stage play to film set still gave lenley a strong concentration. Although his eyes and mouth slowly smile, he still maintained his expression, glanced at the teleprompter, and then said, "where are you on Hanukkah night?"

Ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha.

There was a burst of laughter, applause and laughter. Because the Jewish festival of Hanukkah lasts for eight days. Among the numerous holidays, lenley chose the festival of Hanukkah, which lasts for eight days. If lenley chose to fast, would it be more funny? Lan Li's question just said, the scene already laughed to derail.

Jimmy endured and endured, but after all, he didn't.He laughed directly, especially when he saw that lanli's lips were gradually straightened up and tried his best to control the burst of laughter. The scene became more and more funny, which also made Jimmy laugh.

Jimmy had already laughed to the point of collapse. His forehead hit the table with his forward and backward movement, and then he kneaded his head with pain and laughter. Then he raised his left hand and began to break his fingers: one, two, three... Eight days, eight nights. What's the answer?

"Poof." Langley has come to the limit. It's obvious that Jimi's action of breaking his fingers is deliberately funny, and he can't help but wonder: how does he associate with Hanukkah?

Finally, Jimmy finished laughing, "I... cough..." laughing too much, choked by saliva, "I'm watching 'kid in charge', ha ha ha ha." After that, Jimmy laughed directly again: eight days and eight nights watching "kid in charge"? And watch a Christmas movie on Hanukkah? Is this really good?

At this time, the video studio is absolutely miserable. The laughter of the audience and staff is too intense and too turbulent, and they have entered the silent mode——

Holding the stomach silent laugh, tears are going to laugh out, who can think, blue Li's brain hole actually created such a fierce contrast?

Not to mention the audience, even the directors and producers of the program group all laughed together. The effect of this program is so good that they all enjoy it.

Lan Li also realized the "conflict" he had created. He pursed the corners of his mouth and pursed the corners of his mouth again. After all, he still controlled his emotions, and then said, "well, why did surveillance film you? Just 0.5mm next to the scene of the crime

Poof.

With patience and patience, Lan Li finally broke the line. When he talked about this line, he was always on the verge of breaking out. When he finally said "0.5mm", he still couldn't resist it, and he also laughed. The sentences in such a combination were really too strong.

Jimmy couldn't carry it any more. He laughed so much that he turned back and forth. The whole chair began to shake violently. His hands and feet danced as if he could turn over at any time.

Lan Li is also like a fool, sitting in the same place, constantly shrugging his shoulders, the corners of his mouth rising uncontrollably, the bright smile under his eyes is shining.

Just as lanli was going to continue to say the following lines, I don't know which audience yelled, "spinning for eight days and eight nights." then the picture of "spinning and jumping, I close my eyes" came to lanli's mind. He directly lowered his head, and the dull laughter reverberated in his chest - not like a ballerina, but like a pipe dance, That picture brings in Jimmy's face again... Lanli can't help it.

Jimmy, who was opposite, was dead in the battle. He sat down in his chair and laughed so loudly that he didn't even have the strength.

In the end, lanli sorted out his mood and continued this ridiculous comedy when his expression was completely broken. "Good, let's stop playing games in circles: where do you come from?"

Jimmy also rearranged himself, forced himself to make a poker face and tried to answer, "u... u..." but every time he made the first sound, he couldn't help laughing. After three attempts, he said, "Ukraine." This time, he used a Russian accent and became Ukrainian in a second.

The exaggeration of the tongue sounds is not in place at all, but it makes this sense of absurdity more obvious.

After that, Jimmy looked at lanli and burst out laughing, "ha ha." Now there is no way to cover up, so they openly laugh.

Excited by Jimmy's choking accent, lanli had to turn around and hide his "amateur" smile, but his back still revealed his secret. Because he choked his smile too hard, lanli's cheeks were slightly red, and his ears were also red.

Turning around again, the bright blue Li in his eyes revealed a childlike excitement, which the audience had never seen before, "as I guessed. You know, the best thing about being a detective is that I can catch criminals like you and go home with my children and my pet badger... "

At this point, lanli could not help pausing for a moment, and the corner of his mouth was on the edge of rising again. It seemed that he might laugh again at any time, but he finally controlled it, "and then said - this city needs an enema!"

Ha ha ha ha!

Who could have thought that the clown's lines were put in this "script" with a natural feeling?

"Good, I did it." Jimmy finally recovered his sense, continued to perform according to the script, and then continued to speak his lines in a Russian curly voice - but the accent was so bad that there was no way to tell what it was. "I really robbed, because I needed money, so I had the money to have a little toe transplant."

Jimmy was laughing.

Lan Li burst into laughter.

They looked at each other as if they were fools. They couldn't help smiling. They burst into laughter like this: is the money of 4229 artichokes enough for a small toe transplant? And... What is a little toe transplant?

The most important additional message is: what's the relationship between the little toe and the camel's toe? If there is one, it's on Jimmy

Is Langley's brain hole really a coincidence? This is the third time. The association really makes the studio scorched. Everyone laughs wildly. The scene is like hell.

Even lanli and Jimi realized that they collided so unexpectedly that they couldn't resist laughing, so they both laughed.

"I've already guessed it! I said, "I've already guessed!" Lan Li calmed down a little and rushed towards the end of the sitcom. "Every time I finish solving a case, I like to sing this song: twinkle, twinkle, Jingjing..." not only singing, but also raising his hands to simulate the appearance of "Twinkle stars" and perform with songs and dances.

Jimi also stood up and danced to sing, "there are little stars all over the sky..." two people actually conscientiously finished singing the whole children's song. Finally, Jimi stretched out his right hand, shook hands with blue Li and bumped his shoulder, just like a black man saying hello, expressing his admiration, "your voice is really perfect! Let the soul be baptized, I really love you! You let me decide that I'll be right in the future! "

Turning around, Jimmy opened his arms to the audience. "Gentlemen, ladies, Langley hall!"

Amid all the laughter, all the thunder and all the standing sensation, Jimmy had to shout at his maximum volume, "the show is not over yet! Audience friends, the program is not over yet, don't go away, advertising! We'll come back after the advertisement! Hey, it's not the end of the show. Don't get me wrong! "

Roar, roar!

Ah, ah!

Ha ha ha!

Laughter, applause, whistles, shouts, all of the sounds gathered into a group, because the degree of laughter is too severe and too crazy, the audience's voice has been hoarse, and even the body has no strength, but they still squeeze out the remaining strength again, to give praise and pursuit to lenley and Jimmy!