Chapter 207 - Cap 193: No swearing in front of the kids!

Kurama had appeared at the Uzumaki Mansion again as he breathed a sigh of relief that nothing bad had happened.

"Daddy!" - Izumi exclaimed as she threw herself into her father's arms and huddled carefully.

A small smile appeared on Kurama's face as he saw the apparent happiness of his little princess. This was one of the few things that could relax him easily.

"It is good to see you back," smiled Kushina who held a happy Naruto in her arms.

"Yes! Kurotsuchi Onee-chan is great!" - exclaimed Naruto as his fox ears came out to play.

"By the way... what happened to her?" - asked Mei, who held the little Ryu in her arms after she asked Hikari if she could carry him.

"Let's say that she will have to do community service until she pays what she owes," answered the redheaded man as he shook his head. "Anyway, it's quite likely that I' ll get a day or two to rest after I talked with Kakashi"

"That is good to hear but you know very well that you are not going to rest those two days" - said Kushina with a slightly flirtatious tone.

"Aren't you going to rest, Tousan?" - asked Naruto in confusion as his mother blushed that she had spoken too much in front of her son.

"Thank goodness you weren't more explicit, Kushina," said Mikoto with a scowl.

"I-I'm sorry... it's just that it's been a while since we've had any quality time with Kuro-chan," Kushina said with embarrassment.

"I know, but that doesn't mean you have to be acting that way," replied matriarch Uchiha. "Remember that it's not just the children, but also that we have guests in the house"

"Okay, I'm sorry," sighed the redheaded matriarch.

"By the way, according to Kakashi, Tsume-chan is coming back today" - said Kurama calmly - "Now we only need to know when Kimimaro and Guren will return with Yuukimaru"

"I'm sure that while they' re doing their mission they' re having quality family time," responded Tsunade, who was a little tired from working tirelessly on her cell revitalization research.

"You should take a break, Tsunade-chan" - said Kurama with concern.

"I still can't find the last piece of the puzzle," said the blonde with the big b.r.e.a.s.ts. "If I can find it, I can fulfill my dream of having a family of my own"

"And what are we?" - Kushina asked with a scowl. She was not enjoying the way Tsunade was saying it despite understanding what she was trying to say.

"I apologize for my distant words, it's just that I wish I had a baby like you, Kushina..." - sighed Tsunade regretfully as she apologized.

"Okay, I think we'd better put this aside because they're starting to scare the children" - said Hikari seriously - "You can talk about it later when the children are asleep"

". . ." - the two Uzumaki descendants nodded as they saw that the children were indeed frightened by their tones when they spoke.

Kurama was about to say something else but his expression changed when he felt a familiar presence outside the mansion - ". . ."

"Is something wrong, Kurama-kun?" - Mikoto asked curiously but understood what was going on when she heard Yugao's voice outside.

". . ." - Kurama was about to explode because he had implicitly told Kakashi not to bother him for two days, two f.u.c.k.i.n.g days.

"Kuro-chan..." - said Kushina.

"Just let her pass..." - said Kurama with neutrality.

The woman nodded and headed for the door, only to notice how Yugao was without her mask, showing her beautiful and delicate face that was completely embarrassed by the situation.

"Yugao-chan?" - Kushina said as she looked at her former student.

"Kushina sensei, I'm sorry to come so... soon..." - said Yugao uncomfortably. No matter how much time she spent working as Anbu, there were still times when her emotions could come out.

"What's wrong, Yugao?" - asked Tsunade as she watched the Anbu being accompanied by a girl with black hair and pink eyes - "Oh... she fits the description Kurama-kun gave of the girl named Kurotsuchi"

"It's because my name is Kurotsuchi," said the Iwa girl as she shook her head.

"Okay... so now the question is... what is she doing here?" - asked Kushina as she looked at her former student and the Iwa girl.

"We wanted to know if you could give Kurotsuchi-sama shelter," Yugao said uncomfortably. "You see, after all the chaos she caused, there's no hotel that will accept her, so she has no place to stay... That's why Kakashi-sama asked me to come and talk to you to see if you could accommodate her at Uzumaki Mansion"

". . ." - a deep silence invaded the place as they felt Kurama's aura inside the mansion begin to grow.

"Shit!" - exclaimed Kushina as she entered the home but not before carefully leaving Naruto on the floor - "Stop, Kuro-chan!"

"Don't stop me, Kushi-chan! I'll only talk to Kakashi!" - exclaimed Kurama - "We'll only talk about life! More precisely how to end it!"

"You know you cannot do that! He is the leader of Konoha!" Kushina shouted.

"I don't give a shit!" - roared the young Uzumaki - "There may be another leader Hiruzen may take over again!"

"Uh..." - Yugao did not know how to react to the alleged attempt on her leader's life.

"Don't worry, he's just furious... after he calms down he won't do anything against Kakashi..." - said Tsunade calmly, although a strange expression appeared on her face after a few seconds - "I think..."

". . ." - The Anbu was silent when she heard this as she prayed that things would not get out of control.

"Kakashi! I swear that when Kushi-chan lets go of me, I will..!" - exclaimed Kurama but before he could finish speaking his voice disappeared.

"?" - Yugao looked around in confusion.

"Kushina only put a seal of silence so that words unsuitable for children would not be heard by them," Mikoto said with a small, forced smile.

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It took 10 minutes for Kurama to 'calm down' and now he was facing Yugao and Kurotsuchi.

"Okay, talk" - said Kurama neutrally.

"As I said before, Kakashi-sama was wondering if you could give Kurotsuchi-sama shelter because there is no hotel that wants her as a customer" - said Yugao with discomfort.

". . ." - Kurotsuchi-sama's gaze couldn't have been duller when she heard this because it was humiliating. She was the granddaughter of Iwa's Tsuchikage, dammit!

"Ok... you can stay but first I need to have a serious talk with that damn perverted cyclops" - said Kurama as he disappeared in a red flash.

"Shouldn't you have stopped him?" - asked Yugao seriously.

"No, don't worry" - answered Kushina - "I talked it over with Kuro-chan and he won't seriously hurt Kakashi... although what he will do is cause him a sharp pain that will make him wish it was a serious injury"

"That doesn't help me at all.." - sighed the Anbu as she shook her head.

"Wait Kurama!" - Kakashi's cry was heard throughout Konoha, only to be echoed again after a few seconds but this time it was a roar full of pain and anguish.

"That is it..." - said Kurama calmly as he looked at Yugao and the 'guest' - "Ok, she can stay... but if she does something stupid I swear to God I'll kick her so hard that I'll send her straight to Iwa and old Onoki will have no choice but to pay the money his granddaughter owes himself"

"Ok," Yugao nodded as Kurotsuchi nodded weakly.

"We have a deal... welcome to Uzumaki Mansion or whatever" snorted Kurama as he entered his home alone.

"You should at least be nicer," the Iwa girl muttered as she sighed ruefully.

"Etto...how about I guide you towards what will be your room for the next few months," said Mikoto with a slightly forced smile.

"Thank you very much," said Kurotsuchi as her eyes grew a little brighter. At least someone in the mansion was kind.

"Kurotsuchi Onee-chan!" - Naruto exclaimed excitedly, "Let's play!"

". . ." - Kurotsuchi felt time standstill as he saw the little boy's smile as the traumas of chasing the children came to her - "Oh. . . my. . ."

"No swearing in front of the children!" - exclaimed Kushina coldly.

Kurotsuchi trembled at the aura of the woman who made her nod almost immediately - " Oops!"

Kushina nodded at the girl's choice of words as she walked in with her son.

"Well, I think it's time for me to get back to work..." - said Yugao. She had to go see if their leader was all right or at least alive after screaming like that.

"This mansion is getting more and more crowded..." - said Tsunade as she shook her head - "And yet there are still at least a few dozen rooms available..."