Chapter 208 - Cap 194: Touring the Mansion

* * * [Meanwhile with Kakashi...] * * *

"Monster!" - the Hokage cried out in pain as he watched his beloved Icha Icha books lie on the floor, completely burned. All his sacred books had been destroyed by Kurama's anger after he sent Yugao home to ask if he could stay there since no one wanted to take her in - "It wasn't worth it! It wasn't worth it at all!"

"Kakashi-sama..." - said Yugao as she appeared, only to let out a sigh when she saw that their leader was in perfect condition - "I see that you are well... this relieves me greatly"

"I'm not well!" - exclaimed the silver-haired man - "Don't you see how my precious books are destroyed and not even a recognizable fragment remains?!"

"At least your life is safe," replied the Anbu.

"My life was my books!" - cried Kakashi as he fell to his knees.

". . ." - Tina, who had entered alone, rolled her eyes at her boyfriend while Yugao was silent, not knowing how to react.

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"Before going to your room... do you want to go for a walk around the house?" - asked Mikoto as she looked at her new inhabitant.

"I would appreciate it," said Kurotsuchi as she followed the matriarch Uchiha, "By the way... who are you, anyway?"

"Me? My name is Uchiha Mikoto" - the woman smiled - "I am one of the wives of Uzumaki Kurama and the mother of the little princess of the house, Uzumaki Izumi"

"You're her mother?!" - Kurotsuchi exclaimed in surprise.

"Exactly," Mikoto smiled.

"Uh... somehow I can see the resemblance," nodded the girl from Iwa.

"Anyway, let's start with the tour of the house," said Mikoto as she began to guide the girl.

The two women arrived at a room with a moving door - "This is the first stop, the dining room"

Mikoto slowly opened the door, only to notice how Anko, Tayuya, Kin, and Kurenai were watching her.

"Who's the new girl?" - Kin asked curiously - "New sister?"

"No, she's a guest," Mikoto answered.

"Meh" - the 'Three Anko' stopped looking at her disinterestedly while Kurotsuchi only remained silent because she did not expect such a dull reception.

"I'm sorry about the way those three are" - the red-eyed woman apologized - "They are a bit... dull to anyone who is not family or does not cause them any interest".

"I-I see..." - Iwa's girl nodded - "My name is Kurotsuchi"

"Ho~?" - The three girls who had previously ignored her seemed to gain some curiosity when she said her name.

"Is something wrong?" - Kurotsuchi asked uncomfortably when she noticed the looks from Anko and her 'sisters'.

"No... it's just that we were curious to know what kind of girl had been chasing Foxy-kun for so long after being beaten up 100 times," answered the purple-haired woman.

"It was 99!" - exclaimed Kurotsuchi in annoyance.

"Details" - answered Tayuya as she looked at the girl with disdain - "Although I have to admit that your ovaries are well-positioned because you are looking for a fight with the red dildo"

" Kin only shrugged at the words of her sisters.

". . ." - Kurenai held the bridge of her nose as she shook her head - "Can't you say something more polite, Tayuya?"

"I am a kunoichi, not a f.u.c.k.i.n.g noblewoman, so f.u.c.k your manners," Tayuya replied with disdain.

"We'd better get going," said Mikoto as she shook her head.

"Wait, I'm coming with you!" - said Anko as she instructed her sisters to stay in the dining room.

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"This is the bathroom," said Mikoto as she guided her to the above-mentioned place to wash up.

"This is where we have outdoor s.e.x now and then... the feeling of the heat of the water and..." - said Anko but was interrupted by a red Mikoto - "Anko-chan?!"

"What? I'm just explaining to her what she's getting into" - snorted the purple-haired girl - "This way we prevent problems in case she sees us by accident"

". . . .Mikoto just shook her head even though she had to admit that Anko had a point - "We'll leave a sign in case something like that happens"

* * * * *

"This is the courtyard, this is where the children play," said Mikoto as she watched Mei play with Ryu and the others.

"This is also where we train, although when we do we create a barrier to prevent damage," Anko added as she shrugged. "There was a time when I had s.e.x with Kurama in the trees over there"

"Anko-chan!" exclaimed Mikoto.

"Oops... sorry about that," said Anko as she scratched her cheek.

". . ." - Kurotsuchi could only blush when she heard about the actions of her purple-haired hostess.

"We'd better get on with it..." - sighed Matriarch Uchiha.

* * * * *

"This is the music room" - said Mikoto as she opened a door, showing a lot of musical instruments - "Here comes Kurama from time to time to play some songs for the children when they are bored"

"I didn't know he could play," Kurotsuchi said in surprise.

"Believe me, he knows much more than playing," said Anko with a perverted smile.

"Anko!" - exclaimed Mikoto as she sighed ruefully.

"Teehee~!" - Anko only replied with an innocent look as Kurotsuchi blushed again - "By the way, if we had a piano we'd do it on the top"

"Anko!" - Mikoto exclaimed again as Kurotsuchi blushed even more.

"Jejeje~" - the snake charmer only smiled at the two women as they continued to advance through the mansion.

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"This is the children's playroom," said Mikoto as she opened the door, displaying a wealth of toys and recreational items such as rockers, swings, and more.

"Please tell me you didn't do it here, too," said Kurotsuchi as she looked at the purple-haired woman.

"What kind of sicko do you think I am?" - Anko said with a scowl. "Do you think I would do it in a place children use every day?"

"Oh, I'm sorry," said Kurotsuchi with embarrassment.

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"This is the dungeon of the mansion... I don't think it's necessary to say what it is for," said Mikoto calmly.

"Why do you have a dungeon?" - asked Kurotsuchi.

"The question is why we shouldn't have one," Anko answered as the women continued to move forward.

"Help..." - said Jiraiya, who was chained to a wall in one of the dungeons.

"Do I have to ask?" - said the girl from Iwa.

"No... this is normal for him" - answered Mikoto as she shrugged.

"What did he do this time, anyway?" - asked Anko as she looked at the Sannin. Kurama had made it clear that if there was no clear reason, no one could punish Jiraiya.

"He was caught trying to spy on Tsunade and Kushina during their bath because according to him he was running out of time to deliver his manuscript so he needed some risky inspiration" - answered Mikoto as the three women came out of the dungeons.

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"This is the kitchen" - said Mikoto - "We take turns preparing the food here so I hope you know how to cook something"

"Uh... Does steak count as cooking?" - Kurotsuchi asked with embarrassment.

"No..." - replied Mikoto with neutrality.

"Then I have no f.u.c.k.i.n.g idea how to cook," replied the Iwa girl with embarrassment.

"We'll work on that," said Mikoto as she continued walking but not before taking a look at Anko.

"What? This time I didn't say anything about how Foxy-kun gave us a good dessert in this place," said Anko as she looked away.

"We'd better ignore Anko-chan," said Mikoto neutrally as the three women continued their walk.

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"This floor is where all the wives of Kurama live... if you need anything you just have to knock on the door and we will try to answer you as soon as possible" - said Mikoto calmly.

" Although you don't expect much, we are seldom in this place" - said Anko while shrugging her shoulders - "Because we are either in Kurama's room or on a mission"

Mikoto turned the purple-haired girl's eyes again though she had to admit she was right - "Ahem! Here's the children's room too."

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"This is the third floor, this is where Kurama-kun's room is" - said matriarch Uchiha as they arrived at a large door - "By clan rules, the leader is the one who has this room"

"It seems... too much for one person," Kurotsuchi said as she shook her head.

"It's because it's not for one person... in fact, it fits 10 in his bed... we checked" - said Anko while Mikoto blushed because she had to admit that that was a good night... and day... and night again, Ok, it was a good 3 days of passion.

". . ." - The Iwa girl only kept silent because she expected this.

"I expected a different kind of reaction," Anko muttered as she shrugged.

"I've been hearing about what you've done for so long that it's no longer surprising," Kurotsuchi replied as she rolled her eyes at her hostess.

"I guess you're right," Anko replied as she gave her a thumbs up. "'I'll remember that for next time"

". . ." - Kurotsuchi decided it was better to keep quiet because she knew that if she spoke again, Anko would use it to annoy her.