Choke!
When Yang Feng was away and nahada was making fun of the girls around him, ye Shiniang suddenly appeared behind him, took out a poisoned sharp dagger and stabbed him in the back.
Are you still alive? Jie Jie
Poof!
However, just as her dagger was about to pierce hada's back, a big, rough hand grabbed her wrist.
Ye Shiniang was stunned and turned to see that this person was no other than Yang Feng.
"My Lord, you..."
"Get out!"
With a light hum, Yang Feng directly threw his arm and threw the procuress out of the window.
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"What sound?"
Hada was puzzled and looked back. He didn't know when Yang Feng appeared behind him. He was suddenly confused: "brother, when did you come back?"
"Just came back!"
With a slight smile, Yang Feng patted him on the shoulder, sat beside him and said with a smile, "how do you like our Nanzhao girl, brother?"
"Beautiful and intelligent, graceful and wonderful, it's really wonderful, ha ha ha!"
Happy, hada laughed and became a flower veteran from the beginning.
Yang Feng nodded happily, but soon sighed helplessly: "brother, since it's wonderful, take advantage of being single now and be natural and unrestrained. I'm afraid there will be no chance in the future."
"Er... That's true!"
Hearing his words, hada was stunned at first, but soon understood it and nodded in agreement: "What elder brother said is very true. It's really inconvenient for hada to appear in this romantic place again after marrying the princess. However, even the girls here are so beautiful. I think the princess is a nine day Xuannv. It's a beautiful thing to be accompanied by the princess in this life, hehe."
"Well, this..."
He smacked his mouth twice. Yang Feng pretended to have a face and caressed his forehead helplessly. He glanced over his body. It seemed that there was something difficult to hide.
When hada saw him, he was stunned: "brother, do you have anything to say?"
"Er, no, no, you'd better have fun in time. It's really hard for us ministers to say this..."
"What on earth do you say? Please tell me the truth."
The more Yang Feng was like this, the more suspicious hada became and kept asking questions.
Seeing that it had aroused his curiosity, Yang Feng couldn't help laughing and sighing: "Alas, brother, I shouldn't have said these words. But I think you're a real man, brother. I'm ashamed that I hurt you by mistake. If I don't say it, I'll watch you jump into the fire pit. I'm sorry for my conscience."
"Brother, if you have something to say, I'm so anxious."
"Then I said, don't spread it, let alone me. It's a royal secret."
"Don't worry, brother. Don't talk nonsense!"
The hada asked eagerly, his eyes staring at Yang Feng.
After thinking about it, Yang Feng scolded all the girls around him. When he saw no one, he said mysteriously: "brother, have you seen Princess yunzhan?"
"I've just come to the capital. I haven't entered the palace gate and worshipped your majesty, so I haven't seen you. What's the matter?"
"Luckily you didn't see me, otherwise I'm afraid of you... Despair!"
"Despair?"
"Yes!"
Nodding at a fixed point, Yang Feng looked at him with a dignified face and said, "do you know why your majesty wants to marry Princess yunzhan to your Chubi country?"
"Because Princess yunzhan is the best princess in Nanzhao, capable of writing and martial arts. In order to conclude a friendly agreement between the two countries, so..."
"Fart!"
With a loud drink, before hada finished, Yang Feng directly scolded: "that's fooling you foreigners. Who will send out their best things? Will you send out the green jade stick for the sake of peace between the two countries?"
No, no, no
His head shook like a rattle, and hada looked negative.
"That's enough? Compare your heart to your heart. You won't give the best. How can we give the best? Especially our majesty is famous for being stingy!"
"Then Princess yunzhan..."
Hada was a little uneasy. Yang Feng breathed a long sigh and said helplessly, "she really can't get married in Nanzhao. There's no way to make a marriage. Anyway, you can't return the goods when you come to you. We pack mail for seven days, but we won't return the goods."
"Ah? Why can't the princess marry?"
"What else can I do? A noble princess, Royal relatives and nobles. They want family background, money and money. It's reasonable to say that a group of people are rushing to marry? But they haven't married. It can only show that they are ugly!"
"Ugly?"
After taking a breath, hada asked carefully, "how ugly is it?"
"Big cake face, bucket waist, as ugly as you want. There is no ugliest, only uglier, uglier than you can imagine."
After smacking his mouth twice, Yang Feng began to spit indiscriminately: "Moreover, he is not only ugly, but also smelly. He has bad breath, body odor and foot odor. Ten miles away, there is no grass. He is known as the last fortress of the royal family and the human poison gas bomb. In the past two years, man-made rebellion in the capital has hit the gate of the imperial palace. At the sight of cloud war, he vomited three liters directly, fell weakly to the ground, and the rebellion subsided instantly."
"No..."
The hada was confused. Yang Feng smiled and continued: "you know why so many officials have been killed in Beijing recently?"
"I've heard that it seems that General Yang rectified the official system and cracked down on corruption?"
"Hey, that's just external publicity. I'm a black pot. In fact, yunzhan harasses their family every day. They'd rather die than obey, forcing them to rebel, so they take them for punishment. Otherwise, it's just corruption. How can they kill so many people?"
"Harassment?"
Hearing this, hada was even more incredible: "the princess harassed the minister?"
"It's not harassing the minister, it's the handsome descendants of their family, alas!"
With a long sigh, Yang Feng whispered: "to tell you the truth, the princess's private life is quite unruly and often harasses the male compatriots around her. Everyone dares to be angry with her. Now that she knows she's going to marry you Chubi, it's really joyful and firecrackers are ringing. I have to say, brother, you really do harm for the people and take over the offer for us. Thank you."
Ah?
The cheek could not stop pumping. That hada was completely stupid.
No, his future imperial concubine, the princess of a country, is actually this virtue?
Suddenly, hada grabbed Yang Feng's wrist and hurriedly said, "brother, I want to see the princess, can I?"
"How can this be? You want to see, and you will definitely return the goods, so your majesty will never let you see. You're dead."
"Brother, it's also fate that we met. You can't watch my little brother fall into the fire like this. Before officially marrying the princess, I want to confirm whether my bride is as unbearable as brother said. Please."
"Er, this..."
After smacking his mouth twice, Yang Feng pretended to be embarrassed and nodded: "well, who let the eldest brother be sorry for you earlier? Let's make compensation this time. When the guard changes shifts tomorrow morning, I'll take you into the palace and see the princess's true face of Lushan, so that you can be mentally prepared."
"OK, thank you, brother!"
As soon as he nodded, hada looked worried. He was no longer in the mood to continue drinking. Finally, he talked a little and left here unhappily.
After he left, yue'er secretly came to Yang Feng and said with a smile, "it's done?"
"Well, it depends on the princess's performance tomorrow. Just where can I find such an exaggerated ugly princess? I blew a little too far to scare him just now, tut tut!"
Touching his chin, Yang Feng thought carefully.
At this time, the ye Shiniang held the old waist and limped back, sighing: "Lord envoy, your hand is too heavy. My old body can't stand it."
Yes!
At present, Yang Feng and yue'er looked at each other, nodded and smiled