The next morning, hada arrived at the gate of the palace according to the agreement. Yang Feng brought him a suit of clothes for the guards of the Imperial Army, and took him in with dignity.
When he came to an elegant palace, Yang Feng pointed forward and said, "see, that's Princess yunzhan's bedroom. Be careful not to be found by her. She is a hungry person. Be careful she eats."
"Er... OK!"
Goo Doo!
He swallowed his saliva difficultly, and hada was like a great enemy, with a cold sweat all over his head.
But before I could get close to the palace gate, I heard a broken Gong and suddenly said, "where's my elbow? After I get up, I must eat a bucket of elbows to pad my stomach, or I will starve to death."
"Yes, your highness!"
Hearing this roar, a group of eunuchs and maids hurriedly came to her Palace door and knelt to meet her. Two people came to the door carrying a large wooden bucket two meters deep and one meter in diameter.
Looking around, it was full of fat elbows.
Seeing this, hada couldn't stop pumping her cheek: "did she eat so much alone?"
"Don't be too surprised. It's just an appetizer."
Yang Feng shook his head and sighed.
Bang bang!
Suddenly, the earth shook one after another, shaking everyone. Then the door suddenly opened, and a fat woman came out, but it was the procuress.
At this moment, her clothes are padded with a lot of cotton. She looks much fatter than before, and she doesn't even look like a person.
And nahada didn't recognize it at all. First, the procuress made up so much that she couldn't recognize it; Second, Europeans used to be blind to Asians, but now they are blind. They can't tell who is who.
At this time, he saw that a pile of fat rolled out. He was so scared that his legs were soft that he almost fell to the ground and said with a shiver: "big... Big brother, that shouldn't be..."
"Yes, the couple of the rest of your life, Princess yunzhan!"
Plop!
This time, hada really fell to the ground and was almost crying.
Why is she like this ball?
"Why is it all lean meat? I want fat elbows. Can I eat lean meat?"
Then, ye Shiniang grabbed into a bucket full of elbows and, like a beast, ate the sea and stuffed his mouth with grease, but suddenly his body stagnated and became angry.
When a maid in waiting saw it, she hurried forward trembling: "tell the princess, the imperial doctor said that your body is not suitable for overeating recently, which makes you reduce your food intake, so..."
"Presumptuous, you don't give me anything to eat. Do you want to die?"
Poof!
However, before the maid had finished her words, ye Shiniang took out the sword directly from the eunuch behind her and stabbed it into the maid's abdomen.
With a wail, the maid fell into a pool of blood.
Prince hada saw that his eyes were about to fall out: "what happened and killed a man? Isn't it necessary for the imperial doctor not to let her eat too much?"
"Princess yunzhan has a grumpy temper. Please forgive me!"
"This is also called irritability? It's cruel, isn't it?"
His lips could not stop shaking, and hada was almost crying.
Now he finally knows why the ministers of Nanzhao would rather rebel than be harassed by the princess. If it were him, he would have to rebel.
I Want to Go Home.
Hada shriveled her mouth wrongfully.
But at this time, ye Shiniang roared, "where's my mother's abortion medicine? Why haven't you sent it? If you don't send it again, put all those imperial doctors to death!"
"Abortion medicine?"
Hada was more confused and forced. Yang Feng couldn't help shaking his head and sighed, "I don't know which Yuyu teenager has been harmed again. The princess's habit of drinking abortion medicine is estimated to be irresistible in her life, almost once a month."
"What? Pregnant once a month? How immoral is her life?"
"Don't mind, just get used to it."
Hada was stunned. Yang Feng patted him on the shoulder and comforted him.
But at this moment, where could he hear the comforting words?
Only his heart was sad. God was so unfair to him. Why did he marry such a woman?
"Brother, let's go. I don't want to see her anymore. I don't want to see her again for a moment."
"Well, I don't want to see..."
"Who?"
Yang Feng nodded and murmured, but when he heard a roar, ye Shiniang seemed to have found them and came to them with great strides.
As ye Shiniang approached, an indescribable smell suddenly floated over and immediately smoked the hada to vomit.
Yang Feng also couldn't stop covering his nose. He felt like he was going to faint.
Shit, what did ye Shiniang paint on her body? Why is it so pungent?
But do a full set of drama. At this moment, although Yang Feng also wants to hide away, he still respectfully hugs his fist and says, "General Yang Feng, I subdue the devil, see Princess yunzhan."
"Yo, General Yang, I haven't seen you for a long time. The palace has invited you many times. Why don't you come to the palace? Let the palace miss you so much."
Ye Shiniang is worthy of being a spy of Baolong secret guard. Her acting skills are mature. As soon as she sees Yang Feng, she immediately enters the play and begins to seduce him.
Turning over his eyes, Yang Feng said faintly, "please respect yourself, or I'll hit you!"
"I hate it. I never pay attention to my palace because my father dotes on you. You are the only man I can't get in my life, hee hee."
Ye Shiniang teased him, then looked at hada next to him, and his eyes suddenly showed a wolf like ruthlessness: "this little brother is very strange, and he looks so handsome. The palace has appointed you to be the personal guard of the palace now. Especially at night, you must protect the palace closely. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe."
"No!"
With a wail, hada turned and ran away. As he ran, he shouted, "I want to withdraw my marriage, I must withdraw my marriage!"
Until he ran out of sight, the howl of panic still echoed in everyone's ears for a long time.
Hum!
Disdainfully, ye Shiniang snorted, "no taste. Fat women are rich. Why don't you know how to appreciate them?"
"OK, fat women are rich, but you are fat. Lose weight!"
Hearing her words, Yang Feng couldn't help rolling his eyes. Then he strode to the public and patted his hands and said, "Ka, kill green! Everyone did well this time, with a gold guarantee of one hundred Liang per person. Fifty Liang for one slap and fifty Liang for the one who carried things. One hundred Liang for the one who was stabbed to death and played a dead body."
Roar!
As soon as he said this, all the eunuchs and maids cheered.
Even the palace maid who fell in a pool of blood stood up and jumped together.
Princess yunzhan showed a small head from the palace. Seeing that the prince hada had gone, she also came to Yang Feng with a smile and said, "how's it going? Is everything going well?"
"Of course it's going well. Don't you see that boy is scared and yelling for quitting his marriage? I'll stare at him now and help him quit his marriage successfully, so you don't have to marry Chubi."
"Well, keep going!"
Yun Zhan gave him a firm look, then looked at ye Shiniang and murmured, "where did you find this special actor? It's really rude. Good performance. Add another thousand liang of gold to her."
Uh!
With a heavy face, ye Shiniang had no choice but to look at the beautiful princess.
Although I got a reward of 1000 liang of gold, I couldn't be happy.
Are you scolding me or praising me?