Chapter 17

Li Yanran's post on Zhongzhou forum was directly fired, but in a group called drunk death, several guys regarded by others as drunkards are discussing.

I'm not Qiao Feng: "guys, I saw a very popular tavern on the forum. It seems that it also makes wine with ancient methods. We can try it!"

The half awake fox said, "ancient wine making? What was the shop we went to last time? Can it call wine? I found a monkey to throw two fruits, which are better than him. It's like a runny nose on delicious beef, which makes people sick when they see it! "

Monkey in the tree at the meeting: "fox, although I agree with your point of view, what examples do you use? You have to use monkeys. Monkeys offend you. What a good creature monkeys are and how good monkey wine is. Besides, you have made six pub owners cry..."

Half awake Fox: "who let those bosses mix water? I didn't say it was a wine mixed with excreta, even if it's good!"

The monkey in the tree said, "so that's why you say it's a useless unknown liquid worse than horse urine?"

Here I would like to explain that the half awake fox is one of the group members who can die drunk. He is called a man who has full ridicule skills. Ridicule is open mouth and comes casually. Therefore, many of his friends doubt how he lived to such a big age and hasn't been killed.

Because the wine was bad, he once mocked the owner of six pubs who cried, and talked about this number, looking for the seventh house with fighting spirit

Xueer: "two uncles, enough is enough. Although there are no outsiders here, we should respect ourselves!"

Half awake Fox: "sister Xueer, do you call me uncle? I'm so young, promising and elegant, you call me uncle? Uncle is sad... "

The monkey in the tree at the meeting: "sister Xueer, there's nothing wrong with your name Uncle Fox, but your monkey brother has to call him brother. I haven't heard of Uncle monkey. You forget that the second junior brother's name is elder martial brother Hou, too..."

Xueer: "monkey, you die..."

I'm not Qiao Feng looking at the chat in the group with a painful face. What's the purpose of looking for them today? Should I stop this indifferent mutual ridicule, or join them and start the great cause of ridicule with them

Finally, when this indifferent language refreshed 99 +, a person appeared!

"All right, stop arguing!" The speaker is the leader of the group. Smile and ask the sky!

As the leader of the group, he still has great prestige. To what extent is it specific? After laughing and asking heaven to speak, the group suddenly quieted down, and there was no strange tone.

Half awake Fox: "the boss said no problem, just listen to the boss!"

Monkey in the tree: "top!"

Xueer: "brother heaven, you finally appear!"

Fox and monkey: "

For these still some inexplicable words, he smiled and asked Heaven and directly chose to ignore them: "Qiao Feng, you help us to have a look first. Anyway, you are the most idle here. See what the store is like, and then we will decide whether to go or not!"

Asked Heaven with a smile and made a decision directly, and said in what seemed very impolite words.

I'm not Qiao Feng: "no problem, boss. I'll go around today and live broadcast the whole process in the group. It's concurrent with graphics and text ~"

It can also be seen from here that the relationship between the six of them is very good. To what extent, listen to me carefully.

But there were only five people on it, and one unlucky guy didn't appear. That's because... The author doesn't want him to appear so early, so let him be a transparent person first!

So let's put down the watermelon knife and the raised middle finger. Let's continue reading

After laughing at heaven's words, the group became quiet. Everyone was waiting. Today I was not Qiao Feng's live broadcast, although the so-called live broadcast was only in one group, and there were only six people in this group.

... (split line)

Qin Feng hammered his old waist. The reason why he did this is that he just wrote a few words with white chalk on the wooden door at the door of the store: all beautiful women who enter the store to drink will buy one and get one free!

After writing the words, Qin Feng put the chalk into his trouser pocket. This is bought and can't be lost. In case he needs to write next time, right.

Looking at his masterpiece with satisfaction, Qin Feng looked up and looked at the plaque. Yes, it was the plaque carved by Wang Xizhi's calligraphy. A little comparison, Qin Feng nodded with good self feeling.

Although I still can't compare with the charm of the right army's calligraphy, I still learned 7788. However, I Qin Feng won't just imitate whose calligraphy. I want to make my own family. Yes, my calligraphy will be called Qin style in the future, ha ha ha!

System: "host, according to the judgment of the system, even if you practice for another thousand years, you can't compare with Wang Xizhi's calligraphy."

Qin Feng: "... Bring me a watermelon knife. I'll fight with this goods. Don't stop me!"

Of course, Qin Feng is a diligent (small) frugal (gas) and frugal (stingy) guy. How can he buy one and get one free? Moreover, Qin Feng needs to pay for the systematic wine even if he drinks it himself

Therefore, you must have guessed the truth. Yes, Qin Feng's rule is to buy a pot of wine and send a black plastic bag!

This, this is also buy one get one free. Who stipulates that you must give wine when you buy wine? It's very good when I don't give wine bottles!

Beauty is also a woman. Of course, your daughter will be drunk when she drinks. She will vomit when she is drunk. It's not hygienic to vomit on the ground. So, look how considerate boss Qin has prepared plastic bags for you. They are still black

So, Qin Feng went to the wholesale market to buy plastic bags. He bought a box for five yuan. What? Why not go to the supermarket? Silly, the supermarket is so expensive!

Therefore, Qin Feng thinks his idea is very good. Look, how considerate he is for the guests

After everything is done, Qin Feng returns to the counter to turn over the sword history again. Now he is very fascinated by this book, and the things written in it are simply unimaginable.

The morning passed immediately, and no one came, but Qin Feng was also used to it. In the tavern, the people who came to drink in the morning were either alcoholics or mental patients. This is not a restaurant, and they didn't even have a meal.

While Qin Feng was thinking about where to solve his lunch, a man came to the street outside the tavern.

In his early thirties, he looks dignified, has a healthy face, is nearly 1.8 meters tall, and his hair is a little long. He looks like a literary youth, but he walks like a soldier. He is very powerful!

Yes, yes, the man who walks as if he had his own BGM is me, not Qiao Feng. Of course, the reason why he is called this name is because he thinks he is very similar to Qiao Feng

However, no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't achieve the effect of BGM as long as it appeared. He could only name himself - I'm not Qiao Feng!

It's true. As long as there is a fight, gang leader Qiao rushes over with the stereo, and then the 18 dragon subduing palms can kill the enemy

He seems very leisurely all day. Now he comes to spy on the enemy for the drunken students!