In the group where it doesn't hurt to die drunk, I'm not Qiao Feng. I've started my own performance!
I'm not Qiao Feng: "fellow drunkards, I've arrived at the tavern mentioned by the beauty before, but it's not easy to find. It's on a grocery street. If I don't expect it, I'll dismantle it within three months!"
Half awake Fox: "ah, brother Qiao Feng has arrived. Hurry up and sit down. I can't wait!"
Monkey in the tree at the meeting: "you can't wait. I think you can't wait to ridicule. It's not like me. I know wine so well. My evaluation must be meaningful!"
Cher: "Hello! You two bastards give me enough! Do everyone think they are still young? Don't you look at your age, uncle? Or... Sir? "
Half awake Fox: "sister Xueer... I'm so sad..."
Monkey in the tree at the meeting: "I'm uncle, hey, hey..."
Wan Ma Guizong: "I've turned over the chat records for a long time. It's bullshit between you two, so shut up immediately, or I'll go to your house and fall with you!"
Here I want to explain how strong a man is in reality. That is, he is 1.9 meters tall. Generally speaking, he can run a horse on his arm and stand on his fist
If this guy was placed in ancient times, he would definitely be the kind of fierce general who stormed into the array and made three swings and three decisions. For details, see Zhang Fei and Zhang Yide!
The important reason why he can be in this group is that this product is the most drinkable of the six people in the whole group. To exaggerate a little, it's nothing to kill a hundred people. For details, see Zhang Fei, Zhang Yide
So, when the fox and the monkey said they were going to wrestle in reality, they immediately counseled.
Half awake Fox: "brother, I'm wrong."
Monkey in the tree at the meeting: "brother, please let go..."
I'm not Qiao Feng. My face hurts again. What these guys say... They always feel dirty. Why is the building crooked again? They said they would broadcast it live
He asked Heaven with a smile: "don't talk. Let Qiao Feng see this place first. By the way, I will take necessary measures if anyone makes any more mistakes! Especially you two, the fox and the monkey! "
No one in the group spoke for a moment. As mentioned earlier, he smiled and asked Heaven that he has infinite authority in the group. This authority is not only because he is the leader of the group, nor because he is very reliable
The kind of... Necessary measures can be said to turn pale in the whole group. Basically, the reputation of laughing boss is established through these measures. So far, no one dares to resist
I'm not Qiao Feng: "well, let's see. I'm at the door of the tavern now. Apart from others, the style of the tavern is still very good. It's antique and its name is wine... Er, so arrogant?"
Because Qiao Feng said it in voice, several other guys heard his voice.
Half awake Fox: "what's your name? Don't be surprised. What's the matter!"
Wan Ma Guizong said, "is it possible that some villains have invaded you? Let me play his little JJ! "
Asked Heaven with a smile: "old horse, give a warning!"
I'm not Qiao Feng looking at the screen swiping and speechless again. Just a little stunned, these guys brushed so much. It's said that they are all hand speed gods. How many years have they been single!
I'm not Qiao Feng: "well, I won't say it. Just look at the picture above. What kind of low-key method is this so-called low-key tavern!" He deliberately increased the volume on the word "low-key".
A picture was instantly sent to the group, and then the whole group calmed down for 30 seconds! This has never happened since the group was built. As long as everyone starts blowing water, there will never be such a long quiet time!
Xueer: "brothers, my mobile phone is broken. This name, this name is a little strange!"
Half awake Fox: "this name and the following poem are reasonable. I don't know how to ridicule for a moment!"
Monkey in the tree at the meeting: "sorry, I'm a little dizzy... I'm dizzy..."
Asked Heaven with a smile: "so, this tavern is called jiuxianju? It's really brave. And the following poem, Qiao Feng, go in and drink in the bar. If it's not good, I allow you to beat the boss and I'll cover the medical expenses! "
Wan Ma Guizong: "wait, guys, don't you find the particularity of this word?"
Xueer: "yes, I didn't pay attention to it just now. Now I find that this word seems to come from a famous master. This running script is absolutely unique!"
The group began to brush again. Instead of Qiao Feng, I kept staring at the mobile phone, and then a voice sounded in his ear
"Hey, what are you doing? I tell you, my tavern is connected with an automatic alarm device. Don't mess around! " Qin Feng stood in front of me, who was not Qiao Feng, and shouted with a broom sweeping the floor in the tavern in his hand!
He had long found something wrong with this guy. He walked around here with his mobile phone, photographed his own shop, and occasionally giggled at his mobile phone. It must be those gangs of thieves who stepped on the plate. His wine now has such a great reputation, which makes Qin Feng both happy and ashamed
I'm not Qiao Feng looking at Qin Feng with a muddled face and trying to speak two steps closer. However, in Qin Feng's opinion, this is a plot!
"Stand back! I tell you, I want to step on the plate here. I think too much. Who doesn't know my Qin Feng in this street! "
"Make complaints about the three ring grocery Street..." I didn't say Joe Feng, and then hurriedly explained, "I came to drink, drink and drink, do you know?"
"Oh, you said so. Come in." Qin Feng threw the broom away and changed his face instantly. He looked very cold and high. Strangers are not allowed to enter.
"I swear, if this product goes to be an actor, it will definitely be his Oscar every time. With the speed of changing his face, his face won't be stiff?" I'm not Qiao Feng. I can't help vomiting again.
Buddy make complaints about the Tucao. I am not Joe Feng, or I make complaints about the little buddies waiting for him in the group.
At the moment... The group has long been fried because of Qin Feng's signature fryer.
Half awake Fox: "who said this tavern was low-key? It's really low-key. It's all low-key to the bone. The boss is either invincible or extremely coquettish. The appraisal is over! "
Generally speaking, the half awake fox identification is still very accurate
The monkey in the tree at the meeting said, "open the altar and get drunk next door? This needs to be known by the boss. Otherwise, my monkey will go up the tree! "
Xueer: "monkeys would have gone up a tree, and they could have followed thousands of miles..."
Wan Ma Guizong: "I don't know if the boss has seen the big fist. Anyway, the boss said that the medical expenses are all inclusive. It's better to see how many levels it can reach."
Half awake Fox: "level 3, hey, hey..."