Yes, Xiao Wu's wine friend is the monkey at the meeting. At present, in this company, he has been promoted from chief technician to Vice President... Of course, he still does those things.
It's nothing to do when you arrive at the company. After all, generally, there are people in the company, and the boss doesn't want him to work, because once it's his turn to work, it means that there are serious problems.
So brother monkey is so idle every day. When he is in a good mood, he will also take those young people who are new to the company.
Now watching the monkey come in, the boss starts to have a headache again. Boss, why are you asking for leave again
"Expedition, it's the sixth time you've asked for leave this month..." the boss took off his glasses and said helplessly: "what's the matter, going to drink again?"
Brother monkey put the leave note BIA on the boss's desk: "yes, boss, how do you know?"
Boss: "..." you haven't asked for leave for other reasons for such a long time!
"I didn't mean you, expedition. You've asked for too many leave this month. Although the wine in jiuxianju is good, you can drink it at night. Why do you have to go now?" The boss looked at the leave slip and asked.
Now he has a headache when he sees this A4 paper leave note. Every time this guy takes this thing to his desk, he wants to hide as soon as he sees the white paper.
The boss doesn't know. The reason why brother monkey used this to write a leave note is because of boss Qin.
After all, boss Qin posted a leave slip every time, so that monkeys have to subconsciously look at the door when they go to the pub now.
As a qualified drunkard, brother monkey thought that such "benefits" should also be met by other human bodies, so he changed the leave note to what it is now
Hearing the boss's words, brother monkey immediately seemed to be wronged: "boss, how can you insult people's innocence out of thin air? The last time I asked for leave to drink was a week ago. How can you say I asked for too much leave? "
"As for why I go now, it's because someone invites me to drink now. How can I not go!"
"Boss, you don't know. The wine for others is very delicious..."
The boss is stunned when he hears the speech. As an employee of the company, is it reasonable for you to ask for leave to go to the pub? What's more, the wine invited by others is better. You're right. I'm speechless
"But as the vice president of the company, it's not good for you to ask for leave and drink every day..." the boss said after thinking for a long time.
"Ah?" The grievance on brother monkey's face became stronger: "am I asking for leave to drink for myself? Then I'm not for our company! "
Huh? The boss's eyes are bigger than the brass bell. Is it for the company to ask for leave? I can't believe him even if he drinks too much fake wine!
"When I work so hard every day, there will always be a time of burnout. At this time, I have to drink some wine to find inspiration. Right, boss, you usually read novels. Look at the website called starting point. Those authors don't say they want to take leave every day to find inspiration. As a result, I saw them in the foot therapy shop. It's the same reason..."
"So, I do everything for the company... Boss, will you sign it?"
The boss swallowed saliva. Well, I drank too much fake wine today
"Sign, don't rush, I can't sign yet..."
Holding the leave slip, brother monkey took out his mobile phone and said, "Hey, man, where are you? It's just a little fun to ask for leave. Our boss is very nice and never hesitates to ask for leave... "
Boss: "..." you're a big man. You're what you say.
More than half an hour later, jiuxianju, brother monkey and Xiao Wu were already sitting there drinking.
Of course, in addition to these two, there is brother Qiao Feng. He is Calvin today. Life is worse than death, so he wants to drink some wine to find inspiration.
After drinking a bowl of wine, brother monkey shouted comfortably. Then he said, "brother, what can I do for you? You should be at work this morning."
This guy is one year older than himself. Naturally, he has to call him brother. As for the name of Xiao Wu, he must not be able to call it. Xiao Wu, who is called Mao in his thirties
In addition, it's one thing to like drinking. The monkey is not stupid. On the contrary, he's smart enough to die.
Those who can get into their position are like mirrors. That doesn't mean I'm coming when you buy me a drink. Do I need this pot of wine?
Even if you invite me to drink Xianju wine, I can't... of course, it depends. If you invite me to drink the wine auctioned by boss Qin, I will come
It's easy to see a person's true face on the wine table. At least the monkey feels good about Xiao Wu.
Xiao Wu smiled and said, "sure enough, I can't hide it from you. It's very simple. Brother, I quit now. What do you think?"
Brother monkey smiled: "I didn't expect you to remember my boasting. No problem. Come to our company, but I'm only responsible for recommendation. You still have to pass the technical test by yourself."
Xiao Wu is not surprised at this. He is technical, not anything else. No matter how good the relationship is, he should at least pass the technical test, otherwise there must be a problem.
As for technology, Xiao Wu is still very confident after working in that company for so many years.
It's done in a few words. It looks very casual, but it's also normal.
After finishing this thing, the next thing is to drink. If you drink, you don't talk about work. Naturally, you can only talk about wine. Together with brother Qiao Feng, the three quickly shifted the topic to the new Baiye wine.
"Brother, you mean this wine can really grow hair?" The monkey asked. He didn't come to the pub two days ago, so he didn't know about it. He just saw some news from the group.
Of course, the monkey was not surprised. This is the wine fairy house. With boss Qin, it means that everything is possible. Since there can be beauty wine, it is also normal for hair wine to appear.
Xiao Wu smiled and looked down at the monkey's hair: "look, Lao sun, I only drank a pot of wine yesterday, and now it's like this..."
The monkey looked at it carefully. Sure enough, Xiao Wu's hair that had fallen out in the middle has grown a little. It's probably the same as the inch you cut very short.
It's just that Xiao Wu originally had long hair. He was bald in the middle of the circumference. Now he has a little hair in the middle. He still has long hair around. He feels very disobedient when he looks carefully
But boss Qin's wine is really effective. It's been so long for a night. If you drink it for a while, won't your hair come back?
After thinking about it carefully, the monkey suddenly laughed. Many of the technology houses in the company seem to be balding!