Chapter 1034

There is a popular saying in the industry that your technical level is inversely proportional to the number of your hair!

It means that with the improvement of your technical level, your hair will gradually decrease. This is destiny. Destiny cannot be taken away. Everyone regards this sentence as a classic

In this case, the problem comes. Monkey's company can be regarded as the top in the industry. Naturally, there are a lot of programmers.

For brother monkey, the big guy's biggest doubt is not his technology. It's true that brother monkey's technology has reached its peak, but the big guy's biggest problem is - when is this guy bald?

You see, we are all bald, and the degree of bald is perfectly related to our technical level. If we use mathematical tools, we can draw a perfect negative correlation curve and ensure smoothness

In such a harmonious bald area, the monkey brother's full hair immediately became the biggest concern, just like throwing an erha into the wolves. Every day, "this guy is about to find me. What to do, online, etc. It's urgent..."

So that's why brother monkey didn't want to stay in the technology department. Just typing two lines of code, he found a large group of men looking at you with resentment. What do you think

As for where to stay, it is naturally the administrative side. All the administrative side are Heisi's little sisters, who speak very well. His monkeys like it there

Moreover, on the administrative side, it is also possible to hold the computer and install a force there. The young ladies and sisters look around and shout a few exclamations from time to time. This is life.

You see, on the technology side, as the company's technology leader, there are many people around before writing much. They ask all kinds of questions and say "bugs" from time to time. They can't stand it at all.

Therefore, brother monkey, the vice president in charge of technology, stayed directly on the administrative side

Others envy, but they can only envy. Who doesn't want to stay with Miss Black Silk every day? It's nice to talk softly. It's a pity that people can go there. If they dare to go there, they will definitely be chopped by the executive director. The woman in her thirties will feed the dog

Therefore, brother monkey suddenly remembered this thing when he saw the cypress wine. After all, you see, it's always bad to ask for leave a little frequently. Although he is so hard-working, he only asks for leave once a week

However, who makes himself think so for the company? Everyone is bald. First, it is unsightly. Second, think about it. No hair directly affects finding a girlfriend!

That's the point!

No girlfriend means no wife, no children and no family, which means that people have no burden. If they want to resign, they will resign, just like before Xiao Wu.

But what if the company helps them have hair?

With hair, you will have a girlfriend, a wife, children, a family, and a family. You can't resign if you want to resign

As for the question of whether you really have a girlfriend with hair... Forget it, these are all details. You don't need to care about details.

After all, there is a saying in society that you can call middle-aged men with families like dogs without worrying about their resignation, but you must not treat young people who have just worked like this, because they will resign at any time

Thinking so, brother monkey smiled and looked. Everything is for the company. Who dares to say that I know to ask for leave every day. This leave is for the company

Thinking of this, brother monkey couldn't sit still. He had finished drinking the wine. He dragged Xiao Wu back to the company. Anyway, one donkey was driving and two dogs were leading

Well... The words are a little inappropriate, but the meaning is about the same

Xiao Wu naturally promised that he was a little worried about his work.

They left in such a hurry, leaving brother Qiao Feng alone to continue to find inspiration. He has found inspiration for two pots of wine. Looking at that meaning, he estimates that he needs to find two more pots of wine.

The door of the company's office is closed. The female secretary has been in for about half an hour and hasn't come out yet. But it's all small things. Why is there a secretary, right? Otherwise, why should I hire you as a secretary.

Other people in the company also do their own things. Please, everyone is very busy. Who cares about the small problems of your secretary staying in the boss's office for a long time.

Different from people in other departments, the administration department is next to the boss's office, mainly because they have to send some orders, so it's also for convenience.

Today, as usual, the young ladies and sisters are busy there. Even if they have nothing to do, they should pretend to be busy, otherwise the supervisor will look at them, and the people who look in their eyes are uncomfortable.

"It's a pity that Mr. Sun asked for leave again. If only he were here..." there was Mei paper, who quietly sighed.

"Yes, if Mr. Sun were here, we wouldn't have to be like this..." the younger sister replied.

After all, Mr. Sun likes chatting. If he wants to chat here, the boss can't manage it, let alone the supervisor.

At this time, the elevator opposite gave a Ding Dong, and many girls looked at it at will. There was no need to ask. It must be the people from the company who came back, because the elevator was an employee elevator.

When the elevator door opened, the girls were a little surprised. It was president sun!

Of course, Mr. Sun is followed by a man. No one will pay attention

Just... President sun asked for leave today. Why did he come back so soon? Can't it?

"What nonsense? To tell the truth, how can Mr. Sun not do it..." there was sister paper laughing.

"OK, that's not what you say. How do you know sun can't..."

Facts have proved that if girls get dirty, there is nothing wrong with men. In just a few minutes, President sun's topic has changed from OK to three or five seconds

Of course, the monkey didn't know this. He took Xiao Wu around and looked around. Then he pointed to the largest office door and said, "that's our boss's office. Let's go in and meet the boss."

At the door, the monkey went up and knocked, then stood there and waited.

Five minutes later, there was still no response in the office. Xiao Wu said strangely, "Lao sun, is the boss absent?"

The monkey smiled mysteriously: "wait a minute, just wait a minute..."

After about eight minutes, there was no response in the office. The monkey went directly to push the door. As he pushed the door, a voice came from the office: "please come in!"

Xiao Wu: "..." boss, take my knee!