For Xiao Wu's surprise, the monkey said that these are basic operations. Sit down for me and don't need 666.
At least he's been in the company for so long. It's still clear how much time that guy needs every time. It's just that he changed a little some time ago.
I know when ya secretly went to jiuxianju to buy dragon snake wine. As a result, it only took one minute to wait, but now it has become eight minutes
Clams? I beg your pardon? I'm talking about the time to get dressed. What do you think? The female secretary is just cleaning her boss's fingers in the office and doing some yoga by the way
Your thoughts are too dirty, impure, impure!
The door of the room opened and there was harmony inside. The boss sat safely in the chair and was slowly wiping his hands with a paper towel... Does yoga need hands? Who knows
The female secretary is standing aside, her face is slightly red, and her forehead is a little sweaty. It is estimated that she has just done yoga.
"Lao sun, you came back so early today. How short is it?" The boss looked at the monkey and was a little surprised.
Yes, I'm surprised. The boss is overjoyed to see this kind of leave come back in advance. That is, he's probably surprised when he's here
The monkey's face is black. What's the word? What's the meaning of time? It's so short. I've had a long time
He directly pulled a chair and sat opposite the desk. As for Xiao Wu, he was also invited by the female secretary to sit on the sofa next to him. After all, he can become the boss's secretary. You must work when you have something to do.
"Lao Wang, at this time, I don't have many people who serve the company wholeheartedly. What am I asking for leave for? It's all for the company..." the monkey began to say there. Now the boss just wants to look at the sky.
Finally, after the monkey pulled a pile, the boss said, "tell me, Lao sun, what did you do for the company this time?"
Heaven and earth conscience, he just asked casually. Originally, he just wanted to embarrass the monkey a little. After all, you blew too much here. I'm the boss.
As a result... Brother monkey smiled at the speech: "I found a way to improve the company's efficiency by at least 30% and make the company's personnel more stable!"
Clams? The boss and the female secretary were shocked and said you were fat and you were still panting... Oh, no, it should be. What did you really find? I'm not dreaming. Your grandson didn't ask for leave to drink?
"So, don't always slander me in the future. I do it wholeheartedly for the company..."
Well, listen to the monkey now, the boss just wants to have a pan in his hand and blow Ya's head
After talking for a long time, the monkey finally began to get down to business.
"Well, in fact, I found it in jiuxianju..." in the first sentence, I directly asked the boss to roll his eyes. Sure enough, you still went to drink. What's the outfit.
However, the boss knows about wine Xianju very well. After all, he now depends on Dragon and snake wine. I have to say that this wine is really a good thing, a good thing
Now, listening to the monkey's story, the boss's face was dull: "what do you say that cypress wine can really grow hair? It's a little mysterious. "
For this, the monkey was ready and shouted directly at the sofa: "brother, come and let our boss see your head..."
Xiao Wu's face is a little black. What do you mean? Look at my head, but I want to refute it, but I find there is no way to refute it. In the past, he just let the boss look at his head
Fortunately, it's this head. If another... Harmony book, harmony book, don't drive.
Let the boss see Xiao Wu's hair growing in the middle of the "Mediterranean", and then said, "look, boss, he was like you a day ago, and today he is like this!"
"How about Xiao Wu? Tell me how you feel about drinking Baiye wine this time. Be more profound!"
What's your feeling? How do you feel about drinking cypress? A little deeper
Xiao Wu was not good at talking. After all, he held back for a long time before saying, "my feeling is... I drank wine and didn't work..."
Boss: "
Monkey: "
Half a ring, the monkey smiled awkwardly and said, "that's what... It's really profound. You see, Xiao Wu can't even work in order to drink. What kind of spirit is this..."
The boss said that this is a kind of funny spirit. Whoever wants such an employee, he is a fool!
Xiao Wu: "......" my brother agreed to be each other's angels. What are you going to do
Of course, the monkey's words here are not over. After finishing his spirit, he immediately looked at the boss and said, "by the way, boss, this brother has resigned. Now he is ready to come to our company and is also doing technology. He will go to the technology side to try later and sign if he can."
Boss: "..." Sun Yuanzheng, I owe you in my last life!
Complaints are complaints, but people come, and they are introduced by monkeys. If you don't look at the monk's face or the Buddha's face, you have to try.
Let the female secretary take Xiao Wu to the technical side to test. The monkey here began to talk to the boss about his ideas.
"The whole burden of the company? No, no, you don't know boss Qin. Even if we buy more, there will be no discount. This wine doesn't work in one day. " When the boss heard the monkey's suggestion, he refused directly.
There are so many programmers in the company. They are basically balding. Now you want me to buy them Baiye wine. That's not a joke.
Besides, there are so many wines. Don't mention concessions from boss Qin. He doesn't necessarily sell them to you. The boss can think of boss Qin. What? I'm tired today, so tomorrow. Tomorrow passed, and he said he forgot to brew
What's more, boss Qin said that it's impossible to discount. It's impossible to discount in this life!
As the boss of jiuxianju, it's a spit and a pit. He will never break his promise. He says he won't discount if he doesn't discount, so this quantity is a little too much
"Then why don't we each bear half the burden? Take your time. You don't have to do it for everyone in one day. There are always some people who don't believe it. They won't buy it until they see the actual effect. Just take it as a company benefit. "
The boss said that this suggestion was ok, but he had to talk to boss Qin first.
After everything was discussed, brother monkey stood up with satisfaction: "how about Lao Wang, do I ask for leave for the company? I'll say, there are not many people like me who think wholeheartedly for the company this year..."
Boss: "..." I just want to look at the sky now.