433 Bar joke u 'virgins' gonna need

attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, and

then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date

running late?"

"No," he replies, "Q has just given me this

state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it."

The intrigued woman says, "A

state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"

Bond explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."

The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"

"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."

The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must

be broken because I'm wearing panties!"

Bond smirks tap his watch and says,

"Bloody thing's an hour fast."