Chapter 16

Yang Yu stood up straight, pretended to be a scholar, and told himself in his heart that now I am a master, feng shui master.

Even if it's a three-year-old child, it won't work. But his father is a superstitious fanatic. This is often the case with businessmen. The snake hits seven inches. Yang Yu doesn't know if he can hit his father's seven inches. If he does, Yang Yu will be excited. His cousin's beautiful body will belong to him She worked like Zishu last night, and her cousin became incontinent. Yang Yu thought it was exciting.

Yang Yu is not in a hurry to go to shaergou's house. Besides, the village woman should not have left just now. She should have walked around the village to get familiar with the environment and culture. The biggest difference between this village and yunu village is superstition, because Yang Yu found that he had just walked in a few steps, so the village women gathered around and asked for fortune telling.

Yang Yu had no choice but to pretend and feel his moustache for a while. Of course, Yang Yu can't do fortune telling, but he can cheat by doing two things well. One is to say good words, and the other is to learn to observe.

Yang Yu looked at the village woman in her early thirties, with big buttocks, full breasts, and a mole on the corner of her mouth. It was the tiger's life.

"This elder sister has a good looking husband. Her big ass means her foundation is stable. Her big breasts mean her children are blessed. Look at the mole on the corner of your mouth. It's really a lucky mole. As long as you go home and have sex with your husband several times a day, good luck will come naturally."

Yang Yu's words are really impressive.

After hearing this, the village woman said that she had gone to her heart. She was happy on the spot and quickly stuffed a few yuan into Yang Yu's hand. Yang Yu was stunned on the spot and said to herself, "I'm free to say that. Can I make money? It's still important to do something big. "

Before he knew it, he had already come to the house next to the father of silly two dogs. The house was more luxurious than the house next to him. There was a strong smell of superstition. Qin Qiong and Yuchi Gong were pasted on the door. There were big trees on both sides. A mirror was embedded in the front wall. Yang Yu looked at it intently. Isn't that silly two dogs? This is as like as two peas and the village woman, and the face is big and the neck is thick. At first glance, it is known as 2B. 2B is sitting at the door and biting the corn cob.

Yang Yu immediately pretended to be tired and tired. He went over and sat on the steps in front of his house. He took out a pot and prepared to drink. Looking at 2B's silly eating corn, he was also greedy. He said with a smile, "silly two dogs? How about a bite for my uncle? "

That silly two dog son turned one eye, turned round, protected corn, continued to eat. Yang Yule, this is not exactly 2B's performance, normal people which is like this?

"How about I trade sugar for you?" Yang Yu said, take out the village bought sugar, pass it to silly two dogs.

That silly two dogs looked at sugar, ha ha a smile, shout: "you think I am a fool, still eat sugar, go back to coax three-year-old boy to go." Silly two dogs said, continue to gnaw their corn.

This time it's Yang Yu's turn to be there. It clearly shows that Yang Yu is the fool. Look at this. Yang Yu had no choice but to take back his hand and drink from the kettle, Gulong Gulong to drink with relish. Silly two dogs then turned his head: "uncle, what do you drink?"

Yang Yu also learned to turn around and protect the kettle: "you can't drink this." Then he continued to drink.

That silly two dogs a hear can't drink, even better strange, silly looking at Yang Yu drink, and then handed corn, said: "I change with you?"

Yang Yu chuckled in his heart that a fool is a fool after all. Fortunately, he kept his hand and pretended to be very unhappy: "OK, just a drink?"

That silly two dogs a listen, happy, picked up the kettle to gulp gulp drink, drink half he just feel strange, handed back, ran to the house.

Yang Yu is amused in his heart, but is he not caught? He got up as like as two peas in the shade, and waited for half an hour before he saw the dog coming home from the outside. The silly dog was two times as foolish as his son. He looked like a butcher.

Yang Yu came out in a hurry and swaggered over, dressed like a fortune teller. He held the bamboo pole high and said, "fortune teller, fortune teller!"

Sure enough, his father took a look and was about to turn back to the house when he heard the fortune teller say to himself, "whose house is so unlucky? It's over. It's time to die! Let's go

On hearing this, silly two dog dad thought that he was talking about my family. There was Guan Gong in the family. He just invited the master to sweep the bad luck last month. How could there be bad luck? Is there any unclean way to go home?

"Master, later, you say that this house is very unlucky. Please talk about it in detail?" Silly two dogs don't believe it, just want to ask what's wrong.

Yang Yu shook his head helplessly and said, "the sky over the house is overcast. Even the roots of big trees are moth eaten. Even the mirror is broken. Do you think it's not bad luck? It's too late. I'm going to leave now. I can't stay for a long time. " Yang Yu said, deliberately pretending to run away, shaking his head as he walked.

Silly two dog dad was stunned. It's even more impossible. It's really cloudy. But I bought this camphor tree from feng shui master. I've never heard that there are moths in this camphor tree. The fortune teller must have fooled me. When I looked up, my heart was cold. The mirror embedded in the wall above the main house was really broken.Silly two dog's father had been scared into a cold sweat. He ran to the root of the camphor tree and almost fainted. There were several white insects crawling around, but they were all told by the fortune teller. All of a sudden, he was scared out of his soul and rushed to catch up with Yang Yu.

"Master stay, master stay, master is really an expert." Silly two dog dad had not finished, put in a pile of money: "master, you must help me this time!"

Yang Yu just didn't accept the money and shook his head.

"Master, don't shake your head. I'm afraid." Silly two dog dad is crying out.

"Well, it's my duty to sell disaster for others. I won't take money. I'll do it later! " Yang Yu pretended to go to the house again. He almost burst out laughing in his heart. It was just a coincidence that there were so many dark clouds. As for the magic mirror, you had nothing to do just now. A stone was smashed by you, and the Cinnamomum camphora tree. How could it be moths? It's all the insects Yang Yu collected casually. You're in such a hurry. How can you look at them carefully?

Silly two dog father hastened to follow. Yang Yudong looks at the west, reaches out his fingers, and pretends to be a Guanyin Bodhisattva. It's really good to cooperate with Yang Yu's eyes. Yang Yu suspects that he has talent as an actor.

"It's not clean. It's terrible. Someone's been taken." Yang Yu's face panicked and rushed to the house.

As soon as he heard that someone had been attacked, he was even more anxious. He ran faster than Yang Yu. When he came into the room, he called out: "silly two dogs, silly two dogs!"

At this time, a village woman who was more anxious than the father of silly two dogs ran out: "master, master, no, silly two dogs don't know how, they are all red rash, it seems that they have been hit by some magic trick."

"Ah?" Silly two dog dad nearly fainted, just think of Yang Yu: "master, master, you must save our two dogs, I have a son in my old age, and it's three pulse single pass, the child died early, I have this son, you have to save me!" Silly two dogs have a runny nose and tears.

When Yang Yu saw this scene, he was almost laughing and crying in his heart. The boy just drank some wine, and the boy happened to be allergic to alcohol. The village woman who met him on the way told him about it, and it came in handy. As soon as the alcohol evaporates, they will be fine. They don't have to go to any hospital at all. And these village women are also stupid and think that they have been affected by some evil spirit. However, this just helps Yang Yu.

Of course, silly two dog dad knew about silly two dog. He had been allergic before, but he was illiterate. He didn't understand what the doctor said. Once silly two dog got allergic after drinking again, and he was said to be evil by the Fengshui master in the village. As a result, he believed it.

You say this man, ignorance is terrible.