Yang Yu looked at everything in the room, then looked at the red faced Guan Gong who was worshipped in front of him, and continued: "fortunately, there are four elephants and Guan Gong in town, otherwise it will be dangerous."
The father of silly two dogs has already admired Yang Yu so much that he can deliver. The weather, the mirror and the tree are all right at the beginning. Just now, even silly two dogs didn't serve the prophet because they were evil. He didn't want to give him any money. This is a living Bodhisattva. Now he can see that the four pillars are four elephants, which is very harmful.
As soon as Yang Yu reaches for his hand, Zou frowns tightly. Silly two dog dad has really become a pug. He follows Yang Yu closely. Yang Yu turns around and stops. Every time he wants to ask, he wants to talk and stops, for fear of disturbing the master.
"I found it. There's a monster in the house. It's a snake demon!" Yang Yu's eyes widened and his face looked frightened. Of course, he pretended: "do you have snakes?"
"Snake? Not at all! Do we have snakes? " Looking at the nanny, Yang Er Yu thought that it was the nanny. Yang Yu saw that these two people were too stupid to react. He was more anxious than anyone in his heart. He could not say clearly that they would be suspected, so he had to speak out with the help of others.
Yuan Xi Yu is anxious to see that the second cousin of the village mouse is dead, but she doesn't want to know
"Yes, master, how do you know? That's right. The snake eats the rat. The snake is aimed at your son, who has three separate channels. Look, his rash is a sign! " Yang Yu stares at the eye, a pair of very frightening appearance.
Silly two dog's face is pale, a buttock soft on the ground, soliloquy finished.
Thanks to Yang Jinyu's self-cultivation, he can watch the best actor. But the problem is, these two idiots still don't connect their cousins. Yang Yu wants to roar to them: ah, my cousins belong to snakes, and your stupid two dogs belong to rats. I've circled 360 degrees just to get rid of the relationship. You've been kicked by donkeys. Think about it!
"Master, is it related to your daughter-in-law?" The village woman is even smarter than the father of the silly two dogs. How stupid the silly two dogs are. No wonder it's the same with giving birth to a son. But ah, how can such a person get rich?
Yang Yu was finally relieved, and the success or failure was here.
"Yes, I didn't expect that Li Yuanxi was a snake. I'm going to propose marriage next week. Isn't that right?" Silly two dog fiercely stare at Yang Yu: "master, my daughter-in-law is a snake, how can I do this?"
"Oh, it's a taboo since ancient times. Why do you make such a low-level mistake? Thank you for taking Guan Gong to the town! " Yang Yu jumped up in anger.
"But the matchmaker said, if the snake and the mouse don't rush, the mouse and the horse will rush." Silly two dog father a face confused, also don't know how to return a responsibility, he how know this all is Yang Yu to deceive a person, snake mouse originally don't rush.
"Even the mirror is cracked, the Cinnamomum camphora tree is moth eaten, your son is evil, and Guan Gong's face is red. You can see that the four elephants and four pillars are almost corroded by the evil spirit. Once the four elephants fall down, Guan Gong can't stop it! Isn't that a rush? This is to kill a husband. Your son's life is at stake. It's cruel of you to be a father! " Yang Yu takes out all kinds of things. If he can cheat, he can make it up. He scares him to death. If he doesn't scare him, he will torture him to death. Who wants to marry my cousin? Is that your son's? Yes, that's Laozi's woman!
The village woman also went into the inner room, presumably to take care of silly two dogs.
"Well, I'll ask the matchmaker to give up next week, ah!" Silly two dog dad was very satisfied with this marriage, who knew it would end like this.
Yang Yu is happy. You said that, not me. Don't blame me. However, Yang Yu is still not at ease to avoid being exposed and suspected. He wants to put aside all the relationships:
"get out of marriage? Can you do such a wicked thing? What if the snake demon gets angry? " Yang Yu's meaning is very clear. I don't agree to withdraw my marriage. It's not my purpose. If this stupid Father knows that Yang Yu is so insidious and wants to build a memorial archway as a whore, he may have the heart to kill Yang Yu.
"Next week, I'll go in person. I don't want any betrothal gifts. By the way, I'll bring something to show my sincerity. What do you think?" Silly two dog dad looks confused.
"Well, that's right. I think your son's evil will soon dissipate." As soon as Yang Yu finished speaking, the village woman ran out and yelled: "master, silly two dogs are OK, the rash has gone. It's really evil."
"Oh, you are such a master! Be sure to stay for dinner in the evening! "
Yang Yu is all kinds of thanks, finally to the dinner back, but the mood suddenly relaxed down, look back at the farewell silly two dog dad, heart secretly happy: sold you, you also help me count money!
As for whether silly two dog dad will come to retire next week, in fact, Yang Yu is still not fully sure. But in the scene just now, Yang Yu feels that he is acting perfectly. Thanks to the information collection in advance, he dares to gamble so boldly.
Life, everywhere is gambling!
It's almost dusk and the sun is setting!
Yang Yu quickened his pace of climbing the mountain. There was no hotel in the village, so he was not used to staying, so he decided to go back overnight. But Yang Yu's step is obviously not as fast as the sun setting in the West. As soon as he got to the top of the mountain, it was really dark.It's over. Isn't it the fate of getting lost again? Yang Yu with a flashlight shining on the road, the road is smaller and smaller, more and more unclear, more depressing thing, the barren mountains, dark, no trace of popularity, quiet terrible.
Yang Yu wants to go out for a walk in the evening several times. His aunt tells him not to go back to the mountain. There are mountain ghosts there. Yang Yu laughs every time. He feels very childish. But I am really alone, in this piece of nature, also feel the chill.
The mountain of night, who knows what is hidden? Yang Yu took a deep breath and found that he did not dare to go forward.
On the right side in front of him was a tomb, which was still buried in the countryside. It was obvious that there were people living in the tomb. Yang Yu took a flashlight and swallowed his breath. He dared to go during the day, but at night, he was alone in the wilderness.
"What's to be afraid of? There are no ghosts in the world. I'm a highly educated man! But wait a minute. I have the impression that I didn't see this tomb when I came here, didn't I? " Yang Yu can't even remember himself clearly. Yang Yu walks over at one go, but he doesn't dare to lift his head. He always feels that there are two eyes staring at him in the grave.
But just after the grave, there was a weed in front, and there was no road.
"I've gone. I shouldn't feel the night road. I'm trying to be strong!" Yang Yu regretted it. Deep in the barren mountains, there is no direction, no road, and even the flashlight can be used up at any time. What should we do? Yang Yu was confused.
Had to pick up the weeds, follow the direction of the point, a little bit forward!
Just when Yang Yu was about to despair, there was a little light in front of him. Yang Yu wiped his eyes and thought he was wrong, or ghost fire. But when he looked at it, it was really light, just like catching a straw! Excited to run to the spot of light.
It's not a village. There are six or seven families with their lights on. Yang Yu went to the nearest family. He went around the tree and pulled out the weeds. He found that this was the backyard of the house. The backyard was dark and overgrown with weeds. There was a weak light in the house.
Yang Yu just started to enter the backyard, and some cheering sound came into his ears. Yang Yu followed the sound and found a figure in the dark on the left side of the yard. After a closer look, it turned out to be a woman in the shower.
Damn, there's spring everywhere in the countryside! Excited, Yang Yu hid and peeped. The woman, with her back to herself, was pouring water on her body with a hose. Her body was plump. She could only see the edge of her chest, but her hips were clear and deep.
Just when Yang Yu was excited, another girl came out of the room. The girl only looked about 14 years old. The key is that she was also naked.
"Guo Mei, come on, mother will wash you!" It turned out to be a mother and daughter.
Guo Mei? Yang Yu thinks this name is very familiar, but there is no girl named Guo Mei in the class. I don't care. I continue to watch mother and daughter take a bath together. The little girl turned around several times, but Yang Yu saw clearly.
"Mom, is there someone in the grass?" The girl's eyes are sharp and sensitive. Yang Yugang just squatted tired. He stood first and was found by the girl.
The village woman looked at it and said, "who? Who's peeping at people's baths? " Said, quickly picked up the clothes to block himself and Guo Mei's chest and buttocks.
Yang Yu knew that he had exposed his stuffing and that it was no fun to hide any more. He stood up and said with embarrassment, "I'm lost. I'm passing by here and want to stay overnight. I don't know if I can?"
Yang Yu did not dare to go over, for fear that they might misunderstand him. What's more, if the man in her family rushed out and beat him, he would be beaten for nothing. Who would let him ignore him.
"Then you go into the house first!" Who knew that the village woman not only believed Yang Yu's words, but also invited him into the house. On the contrary, Yang Yu was a little ashamed. He peeped at others and they were so kind to him. There are many differences between the countryside and the city. The neighbors in the countryside, or strangers, trust each other very much. To quote a sentence, it's called trust, so it's simple. But the city people are totally different. They have no sense of security and are wary.
Yang Yu breathed a sigh of relief, and finally had a place in the evening. But when he walked into his mother and daughter, he found that the village woman was actually the one who helped to carry trees in the daytime.
"It's you?"
"It's you?" Two people almost with one voice surprised way. Yang Yu thinks that the world is too small, which confirms his motto: to help others is to help himself. Unexpectedly, the village woman helped herself twice.
"Miss Yang?" But the surprise is far more than that. Yang Yu heard the girl call him teacher Yang, but Yang Yu didn't remember her at all. Did he think the girl student was naked and didn't know her?
Mr. Yang was stunned there.