"I'll see your lover later, I'll call you Brother Chen, and I'm your cousin!"
All kinds of swindler bosses went on the road and made various compilations for Jiang Chen, which was particularly reasonable.
After all, this is what the liar is doing, and the screenwriting ability is not good. How do you eat?
"Okay! Call me to listen?"
Jiang Chen smiled.
"brother!"
The liar leader called very simply.
As long as you can cheat money, you can call Grandpa.
Jiang Chen took the liar leader and drove to meet Chu Chu.
As soon as Chu Chu saw Jiang Chen, he immediately ran up to act like a baby, and took Jiang Chen's arm, very intimate.
"Brother Chen! What was the matter with you yesterday? I wiped people out and ran away!"
Chu Chu complained about Jiang Chen.
Who knows, from Jiang Chen's car, the liar leader got off.
Chu Chu glanced at it and was stunned.
The liar leader heard Chu Chu say that Jiang Chen "won't eat it yesterday and slipped away", and misunderstood again!
"Hehe, it must be this rich man. He did something damaging to the little lover yesterday, and they have settled the bill."
The more the liar leader thinks about it, the more it makes sense.
"who is this?"
Chu Chu asked Jiang Chen in a low voice.
Jiang Chen looked at the expressions of the liars on both sides, and smiled slightly.
He created this atmosphere on purpose.
To Fantuochuchu, lied to her that the liar leader was his brother.
To the liar leader, lie to him that Chu Chu is his lover.
Jiang Chen smiled: "This is my brother!"
The liar leader yelled affectionately: "Brother Chen! Is this your sister-in-law?"
Jiang Chen hadn't spoken yet, Chu Chu on the side, already pretending to be shy, hid behind Jiang Chen, and said: "I hate it, how can you make our relationship public? You promised me."
Jiang Chen smiled and said lightly: "It's okay, this is my cousin! Everyone is a family, what can't you say?"
"Oh, it turned out to be a cousin?"
Chu Chu's eyes popped.
Jiang Chen is so rich, this cousin is also very rich, right?
Jiang Chen smiled and said: "Today, I must treat everyone to a big meal to express my apologies in my heart. After all, yesterday, hehe, I'm sorry for you~~"
Chu Chu pretended to be shy, but his heart was pounding.
"So handsome, such a handsome guy, who actually said that to me, makes me really ~~ can't extricate myself!"
"Also, I was sorry for you just now, cousin."
Jiang Chen looked sincere and said to the liar leader.
For the first time in so many years, the liar leader felt his conscience and was condemned!
Woooo~~
Moved!
Conscience is disturbed.
"Cousin, you are serious! I'm fine, I'm already fine~·"
With tears in his eyes, the liar leader held Jiang Chen's hand tightly.
"Okay, everyone is fine, come on."
Jiang Chen said to Chuchu: "You are looking for a good place today. I want to invite you to have a meal to express my apologies."
"Okay."
Chu Chu excitedly said, "I'm here to find it."
She immediately pretended to call, but actually called the smiling tiger: "Big brother, the fish has taken the bait!"
"That's great!"
Smiling Tiger looked excited: "Unexpectedly, this kid has fallen into my trap again. Hehehe, let him come. If you don't kill him today, I will not believe in life."
"I want to prepare a table of 1 million dishes, and we will let him bleed well."
Chu Chu put down the phone, charmingly said with a smile: "Okay, I have found a restaurant, this restaurant is very authentic, it is difficult to order. Let's go."
A few people took the car together and came to another restaurant, a seafood restaurant that was more magnificent than yesterday.
That's right.
This restaurant is also operated by a liar group.
On the surface, the decent seafood business he runs is actually cheated and deceived.
At this time, the seafood restaurant has almost no customers.
Jiang Chen looked at it and was surprised: "What a magnificent seafood restaurant."
"Hehe, it's pretty good, right? Come in." Chu Chu greeted.
The liar boss looked at it, this seafood restaurant is so tall, it must not be cheap.
I thought to myself: "Madan, rich people will really enjoy it. It's so expensive to eat a meal?"
envy, jealousy, hate!
"I must have a big meal today!"
"After a while, I will blackmail this kid a million!"
"To relieve the hatred in my heart!"
Jiang Chen pretended not to notice the liar on both sides, went upstairs and ordered food.
He deliberately asked Chu Chu to order this time.
"You order?"
Who knows, Chu Chu suffered a big loss yesterday, and she learned well this time, and desperately refused: "No, no, you order, you order. I was embarrassed yesterday, I ordered it~~"
She didn't say in the second half of the sentence: "MMP! In the end, I will check out!"
In the process of identifying the liar by the police, there is a key-whoever orders the food, who pays the bill. Who eats, who pays.
This is also the reason why Jiang Chen dared to go out with a swagger yesterday-the dishes were not ordered by him, and he did not eat them either. The liar group dare not come hard, and when the police come, they will think they are liars.
Today, Chu Chu upgraded and insisted on letting Jiang Chen order.
Jiang Chen did not refuse, took the menu and glanced at it.
really.
There is no price on this menu. Even if there is, they are all seemingly cheap and affordable, such as 190 kg. But note that the unit is jin. A fish may weigh 10 jin for you. This dish is 2000.
Jiang Chen took a look, then turned and handed the menu to the liar leader: "Cousin, come on."
When the liar leader saw such a tall restaurant, he was eating and drinking for nothing. He beamed his eyes and said: "Cousin, you order, how can I order it?"
But the body is extremely honest, just take the menu directly, just order crazy food.
"This, this and this! I want them all!"
He cooperated so actively, Chu Chu and the smiling tiger boss on the side were all dumbfounded!
Two faces are stunned!
I rub!
The smiling tiger boss, he also searched his stomach, wondering how he could lie to Jiang Chen and his brother to order a few more dishes. Who would think that Jiang Chen would not order, but his cousin was stupid, the most expensive one would be the most expensive Ordered all the dishes!
There are all kinds of sea cucumbers, abalones, and shark fins!
Yesterday’s restaurant only cost more than 100,000, and today’s food is at least a million!
Hahaha~
This is a fortune!
The smiling tiger boss learned his lesson this time and turned on the camera on purpose.
The scene of Jiang Chen's "cousin" ordering food was filmed.
As evidence.
In this way, in the future, even if there is a conflict between the two parties and the police are called, the boss will be able to show evidence that we are not a liar, but Jiang Chen and the others voluntarily order the food.
Jiang Chen kept quiet, quietly watching his "cousin" order crazy food.
The liar leader has been ordering more than 100 dishes before he finally stopped to feel embarrassed and said, "Cousin, did you order a bit too much?"
"It's okay."
Jiang Chen smiled: "It's fine if you can't finish eating."
The liar leader thought it was a little weird, but he didn't say anything.
Chu Chu took a breath: "This handsome guy is really rich."
The liar leader: "This kid is really rich!"
After a while, the dishes began to come up.
Water-like dishes, all kinds of precious seafood, served.
Jiang Chen smiled and greeted: "Eat, you all eat."
Chu Chu and the liar leader, one is called Jiang Chen: husband.
One was Jiang Chen: Cousin, started eating and drinking wildly.
"Cousin, you eat too."
The liar leader hadn't eaten so many good things. After eating and drinking wildly, his stomach was almost broken. Only then did he think of Jiang Chen and greet Jiang Chen.
Jiang Chen smiled and said to the liar leader: "Cousin, let me go out and get you 200,000."
The head of the liar was touched: "Cousin! Go ahead."
When he saw Jiang Chen's "lover" Chu Chu, he felt relieved.
You can run to the monk, but you can't run to the temple!
I have watched such a little lover, where is Jiang Chen going?
When Chu Chu heard, Jiang Chen would give his cousin 200,000?
Hao Heng!
Jiang Chen swaggered towards the door.
The smiling tiger is still worried, and he has to follow it out.
Chu Chu grabbed him, pointing at the liar leader who was immersed in hard work and eating and drinking, and smiled: "What are you afraid of? Are you afraid of being fooled? He has his cousin!
Smiling Tiger relaxed, he hehe sneered: "Yes, you did so beautifully this time. We have evidence that this kid ordered the food, and he ate and drank heavily. This table of millions of dishes, he can't run away! "
"This time, Jiang Chen can't say any more, he hasn't eaten it! Humph!"
Chu Chu was also full of confidence.
Who knows, the left can't wait, the right can't wait.
Jiang Chen just didn't show up.
The head of the liar was already eating, and couldn't eat anymore. He wiped his mouth and called Jiang Chen impatiently: "Hey, cousin, when are you coming? Then 200,000, when will you give it to me? "
Jiang Chen said: "Oh, I suddenly have something urgent to deal with. You wait for me first, and I will send it to you later."
"Good Le!"
The liar leader started to eat and drink again.
But there are too many dishes.
He thought for a while, Yin smiled.
Called his subordinates again.
After a while, several swindlers rushed in.
Eat and drink together.
I swept all the dishes on that table.
The smiling tiger finally felt that something was wrong.
He came over and said with a sullen face: "You can check out. A total of 1.32 million!"
"what?"
Pengci Group was stunned at that time!
Ten-faced dumbfounded!
"What is it? This table dish costs 1.32 million? Are you crazy?"
Cried the liar leader strangely.
"Hehe, don't want to fool you. Who dares to eat Bawang's meal?"
Smiling Tiger gritted his teeth and waved his hand.
He took a few people, holding kitchen knives, and rushed out.
Block the door.
Both sides are dumbfounded!
"You, aren't you that man's mistress?"
The head of the liar pointedly pointedly: "Are you still slaughtering your lover so much?"
Chu Chu exploded his lungs with anger: "Who said I was his mistress? Why am I his mistress? Humph! Are you not his cousin? Why are you so social?"
"me..."
The liar leader went crazy: "I touched him! Where am I his cousin?"
"Then your brother, who calls you so kindly?"
The smiling face exploded with anger.
"I'm trying to lie to him! Don't call me brother, I call him grandpa, too!"
The liar leader is also anxious.
Fantuo Liar Group: "..."
Pengci Liar Group: "..."
Looking at each other!
"Damn! Go! Find that kid to settle the account!"
Only then did the liar boss know that he was deceived!
"Don't go!"
The smiling tiger stopped his way and said with a gloomy face: "Close the account first! 1.32 million!"
"I wipe it!"
The liar leader went crazy: "You fooled me? Do you believe me to call the police?"
"I have proof that you ordered the food and you ate it!"
The smiling tiger roared: "Call the police if you call the police."
Because the amount was too large, the scammers on both sides tried to communicate and coordinate, but they couldn't coordinate.
The scammer group insisted that they were deceived, and the Fantuo group insisted that they must give money.
So I had to call the police.
For a while.
The police arrived.
It's Lin Xiran!
Lin Xiran walked in with a few policemen: "What's the matter?"
"Comrade Police, listen to me~~"
The liar leader burst into tears: "I was tricked by someone today."