Chapter 2

"Forget the rest. Where's my bright red underpants with ten thousand taels of gold in front! It's not over if you don't give it to me! I don't know if I can win money in playing mahjong with that pair of underpants. I opened it up

Do you have all your underpants open? Is your toilet the Dragon chair?

"Your mother didn't teach you not to steal other people's things! Give me back

Xu Haodong is upright and vigorous.

Fang struggles to bite.

"Didn't your mother teach you not to frame up?"

"No! Besides, I can see clearly that if you walk through my back door, your fishing rod will hook my underpants away! "

"That's not careful. I don't blame you for hanging your underpants outside. I'm carrying your broken underpants on my fishing rod, which makes me lose a circle!"

Fang Zheng remembers that he went fishing a few days ago, carrying a fishing rod and a drawing board. When he got home, his parents were surprised to see him. It turned out that he was carrying a pair of trousers on the fishing rod, which were extremely vulgar and vulgar. So he walked a street with one! I don't know how nice he looks with his underpants!

Shame, he didn't leave home for several days! I thought it was over, and the owner of the underpants said it in public!

"It's not my fault. Anyway, you took my underpants, and you have to pay me back!"

"Throw it away!"

"It's OK to throw it away. You'll pay for it!"

Xu Haodong carelessly leans on the chair, hugs his shoulder, raises his chin, and stares at Fang Zheng with a smile.

I used to look at it from a distance. Today I see it face to face.

So white, so tender, so beautiful.

Look around from head to toe. Raise your chin in the opposite direction.

"I opened the light with the help of an eminent monk. After reading the Scriptures for 81 days, I usually can't bear to wear them. I always play mahjong and tuck them in my pants to win money. If you throw it away and can't find it back, you'll compensate me. Or, give me a hundred thousand, no, give me a million. Or you can be my daughter-in-law! "

Xu Haodong's mouth cracked with a smile.

"I believe in Buddhism, the eminent monk said. Everything with light is spiritual. Don't look at it as a pair of underpants. If I go with you, that means we have a destiny. Look at this, don't you? You took it the day before yesterday. Today we are going to have a blind date. This is fate. I don't dislike that you are a man. You can be my daughter-in-law. That's it. "

Fang Zheng sneers and looks at Xu Haodong just like that cup of soy sauce and coffee.

"Shall I pay for it?"

"Then I'll go to your house every day, eat your food, wear your clothes, live in your house and sleep in your house!"

Xu Haodong looks like a rascal. He is a rascal. He wants to get a daughter-in-law.

"Didn't your mother teach you not to lie?"

"My mother taught me to do it when it's time to do it!"

"Yes, that's the reason."

Fang Zheng clenched his fist.

"There's still time for you to run."

"What am I running for, I..."

Just to say that I'm so big that I don't dare to beat me, Fang Zheng kicks over the small round table, and the small round table pats Xu Haodong's face!

Xu Haodong didn't expect that Fang Zheng, who has been holding a paintbrush, still has such good Kung Fu. Before he can react, the small round table is just around the corner.

Even if it's a plywood, his high nose will be flattened. He's so scared that he flashes back. The plastic chair is not stable. The legs of the chair are broken. Xu Haodong falls on his back.

The little round table was patted on his chest.

"My God

Xu Haodong coughs and wails. Before Xu Haodong gets up, Fang rushes in front of him and grabs him by the neck. A fist is a blow.

"You really do it. I don't care about my mother. I want you. Why do you still beat me?"

Fang Zheng's eyebrows moved. He grabbed Xu Haodong's arm and twisted it behind him. People also went around Xu Haodong's back.

"It hurts, daughter-in-law. It hurts!"

Xu Haodong, for example, raised his head by half. When he twisted it, it hurt him so much that he stood on tiptoe. In this way, he raised his head by more than one head.

The mouth is not clean of shout a daughter-in-law son, square contend to fasten his pulse door to make an effort to twist.

"Go! Go to your mother. "

"If I don't go, my mother will kill me if she knows!"

"Go

Fang Zheng twisted his arm hard, but Xu Haodong couldn't go any more. He cried and was pushed out of the cafe by Fang Zheng!

It's amazing! The son of mayor Fang hit people!

Mom, that kid doesn't talk at ordinary times and can hit people!

What's strange? The son of mayor Fang has been practicing martial arts since he was a child!

The villain has his day. Look, the second son of the Xu family has been beaten!

It's time!

Xu's grandmother is a powerful character. She definitely cuts off Xu's second son!

Let's go, let's go!Tengyun town suddenly boils. It's a rare scene in a hundred years. It's amazing. The second son of the Xu family has been cleaned up. The painter son of mayor Fang beat the devil!

This is more lively than the new year's day, the streets are full of people, everyone is full of fresh and surprise, surrounded by all the way to follow.

Many people were standing on both sides of the street in front of them, almost holding small flags to cheer and shout!

The two people who are out of touch have a big fight. They have to find their parents after the fight. It's so fun and lively.

It's been peaceful for a long time. The quiet town is boiling.

There are people who are welcome in the corridor, people who are surrounded by onlookers who cut off their heads, and people who throw vegetables and leaves at the prison car. Today, it's impossible for the two men to go on a blind date because their underpants fight and then go back to find their parents!

Every step is an unexpected unfolding of God!

Tengyun town is full of people from one end to the other, and adults and children are running out.

There are more intelligent, the first time to run to the Xu family, occupy a good position, waiting to see the next jifeigoutiao drama!

They were curious that Fang Zheng used to know kung fu, but he used to get angry. Xu Haodong, the great devil, was beaten and had no power to fight back.

Xu Haodong talked to Fang Zheng while he was ouch.

"Although my eldest brother has a child in our family, my mother still expects me to add someone to import. I was beaten and scolded by him to go on a blind date. I want to be with you. If my mother can chop me to death, you will feel sorry that I am with you under pressure. How can you push me into the fire pit? Oh, you should be careful. Your arms are broken!"

"Wrong, wrong, my home is not here, my home is on the mountain! How do you know about my family? "

"Go, go, go. Don't I go? Don't pinch me! My arm hurts! You don't hurt your old man so much. I'm wrong. I won't tell you! "

When he didn't go, Fang Zheng twisted his arm hard. When he didn't go, Fang Zheng pushed him to go. He faltered all the way and was surrounded by people. Listening to the cheers of people around him, Xu Haodong said hello. What's the good food for you? Er Pang, have a drink today!

Fang Zheng couldn't afford to lose him. He pushed him to leave the street quickly and went into Xu's house in a roundabout way. In the antique Siheyuan, Xu's aunt was peeling garlic to make sweet and sour garlic when she saw that the devil of their family had been pushed in.

Fang Zheng pushed Xu Haodong hard in his hand, and Xu Haodong staggered several steps. He almost split a big fork on the steps and twisted his wrist with a playful smile.

Fang Zheng's hand is really strong. It hurts to twist his wrist.

"Hey, hey, mom. I brought your second daughter-in-law. You see, the prettiest in town. "

Xu's aunt spent 500 yuan to ask Aunt Zhang to introduce Xu Haodong to a blind date. She knew that today's second son, who was the worst at all, went on a blind date. Is it so smooth? Instinctively looking to the door.

At the door stood a handsome young man with white face, beautiful eyes, long legs and tight lips.

Even if the hair is a little long, this is a big guy. Isn't this the most famous painter in the town? Where's the girl from? What about the second daughter-in-law?

"Sister in law? Oh, you are so capable, second! Brother and sister, eat melon seeds

Xu's sister-in-law ran out happily with a plate of melon seeds in her hand, but she didn't see the beautiful girl, so she was stunned.

At this time, Xu's door, the wall full of people.

"Ma Xu, Xu Haodong wants me to be his daughter-in-law. If I don't promise, I blackmail me a million dollars. I brought him back. Let's make a comment on him. "

Fang Zheng light mouth.

In a word, I set Xu's mother on fire!

Xu's mother jumped up like a second kick. More than 60 little old ladies jumped three feet high. They grabbed a broom on one side and hit Xu Haodong head on head and face!

"You son of a bitch! You've bullied people from three to eighty, and now you're still bullying Fang Zheng. I'll kill you! "

Xu's mother is definitely from a family background. One autumn wind sweeps the fallen leaves, and then she sweeps the whole army. If she goes empty twice, she will blossom on the bar.

He beat Xu Haodong up and down, flying all over the yard, just like an old grouse with nowhere to hide. It's not only Xu Haodong who flies in the sky, but also garlic skin, dust and leaves.

Accompanied by Xu Haodong's howling, the onlookers burst into laughter, Fang struggled to play his pants, pulled a chair and sat down. Tired, watching the play, sitting and watching.

Before sitting down, he took the melon seeds from Xu's sister-in-law and politely said thank you.

He grabbed a handful of melon seeds and looked at them while knocking.

How nice. It's free.

Now it costs nothing to watch. It costs money to read novels, to watch TV and to watch movies. After such a fierce war between mother and son, the fast family ethics drama is staged. What are you waiting for? Move a bench and grab melon seeds.

"Sister in law, can you pour me a glass of water? Thank you

The elder sister-in-law of the Xu family is used to the drama that her mother-in-law has killed her brother-in-law three times in ten days, but the other party is very puzzled. Isn't he at a loss? Wasn't it blackmail? Why don't you go? Still here to eat melon seeds, water to drink?Go? Why do you go? I feel comfortable to see him beaten!

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