Chapter 3

Xu Haodong has been chased and beaten by his mother for three times. He is jumping up and down. He has been fighting since he was a child. He has been beaten by his mother to a large extent. He has summed up a set of tricks to deal with his mother's dog beating stick. He can't beat him if he can see the moves.

"Xu Haodong! You son of a bitch! I asked you to go on a blind date, you bring a man back to me! You're going to die! Who can't be harmed by your neighbors? Why are you bullying others? "

Xu's feet and legs are sharp. She chases Xu Haodong and fights. She still roars while fighting. She is still out of breath. I've been trained.

"Mom, mom! You're not right. If I'm going on a blind date with someone else, I'll do harm to them. What kind of person do you recommend to me? Aren't you helping the tyrant? "

Xu Haodong ran in front of him and reasoned with his mother.

"I'll make your mouth full! Today I'll cripple you! "

Xu amah swung a big iron basin and smashed it. Xu Haodong jumped up! Hit your feet!

"You told me to go!"

"I don't want you to bully people when I ask you to go on a blind date! If you are provoked, you blackmail him! No matter how good he looks, you can't fool around! "

Fang Zheng was very comfortable to hear this.

"He hit me, too, flowerpot flowerpot!"

Xu Haodong is quarreling and hugs the flowerpot that his mother smashed! Put it aside. It's not easy to blossom. Don't break it!

"It's time! beat you to death! I won't worry about killing you! "

Xu's mother throws the broom at Xu Haodong. Xu Haodong hides with a playful smile.

"Hey, hey, no fight!"

Xu's mother was very angry. She took out a nine tooth harrow from the corner to do farm work. Xu Haodong went to the room with a sound and stepped on the ladder! Push the ladder aside! Now his mother can't go to the room and beat him!

"I'm your own son!"

"If you were not my own son, I would have cut your bird! In the first five hundred years and the next five hundred years, there is no one more immoral and smoking than you! How did your father and I give birth to you! Get out of here

With a roar, the tiles on the room were shaken off, and all the onlookers on the wall ran away. If they didn't run again, Xu's mother turned their eyes one by one.

Xu Haodong ran from his own roof to the neighbor's roof. Xu's mother jumped and scolded him. It's useless to go to the house without a ladder!

Xu Haodong is not afraid to fight, let alone scold him!

Angry Xu a Ma wheezes, throwing the rake in her hand, panting for a long time, a face of sorry, looking at Fang Zheng.

"Nephew, I've wronged you. I'll break his leg when he comes back. Don't take it to heart. He's an animal. He's been a jerk since he was a kid. He grew up with this virtue. He's talking nonsense. He's bullying you, and I'll beat him to death! "

Fang Zheng is also speechless. He lives in a small town. No one knows who. He knows Xu Haodong is a super jerk, but he didn't expect such a jerk.

Xu's family is very talkative. The neighbors live in the neighborhood. They know that Xu Haodong has ruined the family's good reputation.

"Nothing."

What else can Fang Zheng say? Xu's mother said so.

Put down the seeds and stood up.

"I'm going."

"I'll break his leg today, and I'll go to your house tomorrow to apologize. Don't be angry. He doesn't treat you as a woman. He just wants to be angry with me. Didn't I spend more money for Aunt Zhang to introduce him to someone? He just told me that he couldn't go. I beat him up. He just went. Take this opportunity to fool with me. Don't take it to heart. "

Fang Zheng wants to go. Xu amah takes Fang Zheng and explains as he delivers.

Fang Zheng lacked the experience of communicating with such a person. He was embarrassed and didn't know what to say. He just shut up.

This time he didn't speak, Xu's mother thought he was angry and held Fang to fight against him.

"I'm sorry, I didn't manage it! How about this? His sister-in-law, bring me our bacon! "

The eldest sister-in-law ran to the kitchen and took out the biggest bacon with a weight of five or six Jin, put it into a plastic bag and stuffed it to Fang Zheng.

Xu's mother saw that Fang Zheng liked to eat their melon seeds, so she took out a plastic bag of melon seeds and stuffed them to Fang Zheng.

"Home grown sunflowers, their fried can be fragrant, you take back to eat ah!"

Fang Zheng is a little at a loss. How can there be a fight? When he comes to the door, he will take some presents by the way. It's very kind of you.

"I don't want it."

"Yes, take it, take it all. Tomorrow I'll chop off Xu Haodong's leg and send it home to you."

Fang Zheng opened his eyes and seemed to find some reason why Xu Haodong was not such a thing.

"Ah, daughter-in-law!"

Xu Haodong shamelessly sticks out his head from the room and whistles at Fangzheng.

Fang Zheng looks at Xu Haodong coldly.

"You see how predestined we are, neighbors, I know you, you know me, today I don't know each other, my mother is still so good to you, we love each other, I marry you!"Xu Haodong, who is playful and not serious at all, squats on the roof with a cigarette in his mouth. I'll marry you as if I were going to have a meal.

Fang vied with each other and turned to leave.

"It's settled. You wait for me at home and I'll marry you into the family."

Xu Haodong yelled. No matter how loud it is, the whole town can hear it.

Fang zhengtou does not turn back and sticks out his middle finger.

Xu Haodong laughed.

"Fang Zheng! You, I'm married! I have the final say! You can't do it if you don't promise! "

Fang contends that the middle finger is higher. Fuck you!

Xu Hao, standing tall in the east station, watched Fang fight out of the alley. A gust of wind blew over him, and his fat shirt raised a corner to show his white waist.

"Look at my daughter-in-law, this waist is born for me, let me hug it!"

Xu Haodong nodded contentedly, holding a cigarette in his mouth, his eyes half narrowed, and his mouth almost reached his ears.

However, before his complacency lasted two minutes, Xu's mother climbed up to the room from other places, raised the broom and pulled it at Xu Haodong's leg.

"Kill you son of a bitch!"

Fang Zheng went out for a long time. Looking back, Xu amah and Xu Haodong hit the room from the ground. Xu Haodong made a cry, and Xu Haodong screamed in the downwind. His daughter-in-law, help!

The corner of Fang Zheng's mouth was hooked, and he was in a very happy mood.

If someone can stir fry such delicious bacon for him, he will be more happy.

He really wants to eat, rice with garlic fry fried bacon ah, more food.

Aunt Zhang ran into the Xu's house in a flurry.

"Oh, wrong, wrong. Today is a blind date for two couples. His third uncle and I told the wrong time. One time for two men and one time for two women. That's why we made such a scene."

It is harmful to the matchmaker's future. If you make such low-level mistakes, how can you be wrong? How can you arrange the two men at the same time.

"His third aunt, please continue to help and find another partner for our family."

"I dare not!"

Aunt Zhang's head shakes like a rattle.

"It broke my coffee table and chair. I'm introducing him to someone. He hasn't taken down the roof of our house yet! Old sister-in-law, just accept your fate. Your Dongzi is the life of a bachelor! Let's go. I won't introduce you! If you have the ability, let him make his own partner! "

"I'll give you more money!"

Xu can't hold Aunt Zhang. She wants to put a few hundred yuan more into his hand. People are scared away like they are burning.

This kind of devil, they are not to introduce the object.

Xu Haodong squints at his mother on the eaves.

"Mom, you don't see anyone introducing me to you. Don't let me inherit the family. Let my elder brother and sister-in-law have more children. I'll marry Fang Zheng!"

"Look, I won't break your leg!"

New hatred and old hatred, Xu amah went up to beat him.

Xu Haodong almost let his mother kick down from the room. He was knocked down by his mother's ear. He was beaten and his thighs were red several times. Xu's mother said maliciously, don't harass Fang Zheng any more. You dare to bully him. I'll make your legs ham!

It seems like a joke. Xu Haodong is such a jerk. He does nothing immoral and ridiculous. He quarrels with a man about my marrying you. He doesn't count at all. He tells a dog that you are my son. What's the matter? If you make a scene, it will be a joke for the whole town.

Fang Zheng didn't go to his heart either. The only thing he went to his heart was this bacon. He really wanted to eat it, but no one could cook it.

Before going to bed, Xu Haodong suddenly jumped out of his cheeky face, and announced with a cigarette in his mouth, "I'll marry you. It's settled!

Hum.

Fang Zheng turned over. Why did you marry me? Can't I marry you?

A guy who doesn't think much of himself.

I knew he was a jerk long ago. Today I know he is such a jerk.

Xu Haodong put on his big underpants and broke his thigh to see the injury on his body. Yesterday, his mother beat him and didn't feel any pain. How could he feel the pain in his thigh after sleeping. I found a red mark. I didn't know what I was scratched by. I sighed. My mother, you are really poisonous. Take out the alcohol and apply the medicine for yourself.

A body muscle, the stature is very good, is the cyan red purple blue, also has some scars. In fact, 50% of these scars are from his mother's childhood. The remaining 30% are from his own mischief. The rest are from fighting.

In this world, except that his mother can beat him like his third grandson, only today's Fang Zhan dares to attack him.

Fang Zheng, Fang Zheng.

Xu Haodong can't sit still when he thinks of Fang Zheng. Look at the time, it's almost five o'clock in the morning, and Fang Zheng is coming out.

Quickly open the back window of his room, quietly waiting.Author's gossip: