Chapter 197: Side Effects

Chapter 197: Side Effects

I have a question for you.

If you had to guess, what would you say is the most Human of activities? Maybe, the most Humanoid? But lets keep it among us, flat-eared Humans, ok? What is the one thing, the one activity that we all share, regardless of age, sex, religion, or color?

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Its all good. Its part of the process. Your body is expelling the disease, so to say.

MY BODY IS SHITTING THE DISEASE, YOU GOLEM FETISHIST!

I have no idea why thats an insult, nor do I want to know.

It turns out that healing Antoninuss mother is not a clean business. I knew I would encounter some problems, but I didnt know I would be wiping shit off a grown womans ass. As you can imagine, filling her body with radiation is not the best for the rest of her system. Mostly, shes been super weak with really bad shit. And do you know that most editors in the world would prefer if you never used the word really in writing? Well, even your worst grammar-Nazi friend would agree with me if they could see, or even just smell, what Im dealing with right now.

Come on, Claudia. You are a big girl.

I HATE YOU!

I mean, Im not happy about this either, you know?

I cast another [Cleanse] when a new stream of fecal matterIll save you the hairy details, ok?

Long story short, the treatment is working. However, the side effects are bad. Following a much-needed series of experiments, I found that the dispersed radiation was minimal. Negligible in almost all cases. Whats the exception? Well, when Im literally irradiating your body. Thats the goddamn exception.

Oh, Jesus, I just burped something that made my mouth taste like shit.

Come on. We should be done in about a week.

Another month has gone by with me secluded with a bunch of lunatics in a stupid tower. Also, Lucinda doesnt like my plan for the future that much. She says its stupid and pointless. Meh. I should take a souvenir from this toilet for her.

Adventurers, thats my only comment.

You learn to have fun when you risk your life every day.

Thats why I sold baked goods to adventurers. They dont save a penny. They burn through money so fast that Im impressed. And I mean, a woman Adventurer must be even worse.

Claudia laughs and nods.

You bet. But noble-style clothes are only good if you dont rip them during sex. Which I do.

Here we go again.

Whatever, Im going to sleep, I tell the woman.

Oh, come on, Joey, you have already seen everything!

Yeah, thats true. But it was necessary for the treatment and to help her clean herself. She asked that I do it and not Lucinda. Now, Im starting to doubt the motive for that choice.

And you still havent answered! You became a Gold rank, but you still dont enjoy life! You should get drunk and have mad sex all the time! Catch a disease or two in a brothel! What do you need a girlfriend for at your age!

I mean, I hear you. I dont dislike the opportunity, but Im busy with a lot of work.

Man, Im becoming Lucinda, I suddenly say with a shiver. You know what, Claudia? Maybe you are right. Ive been working a tad too hard lately. Maybe I should find something that relaxes me a bit.

I have quite the idea, she says while pulling down the heavy bedsheets weakly.

Yeah, sure. Goodnight!

I run away from her room.