Chapter Ninety-Eight - Bun of Her Word

Chapter Ninety-Eight - Bun of Her Word

Chapter Ninety-Eight - Bun of Her Word

The moment that Rhawrexdee took off and flapped away, I fell back into the chair Id appropriated and felt my everything turning to jelly. Whaa, that was a little scary, I said.

A... a little scary, Amaryllis repeated. You absolute.... I dont think my language has a word to express how stupid you are. I... well, you got rid of it, at least.

I looked at her. Oh, you didnt hear our bargain, I said.

Amaryllis tensed. What bargain.

Ah, heh, its a... funny idea I had.

Her eyes narrowed into dangerous little slits. Im listening.

Well. I got Rhawrexdee to agree not to eat people if we, um, taught-him-how-to-woo-girls, I said the last in a rush.

Amaryllis went red, then she paled. You want us to do what?! she shrieked.

Hes mostly interested in princesses, so I might have to rely on your knowledge. Both of you, that is.

Awa, Awen said. You, you want me to teach a dr-dragon? Not even uncle messed with dragons.

I shoved myself off the chair, shook a little to unlimber myself, then nodded. Yup. We have two days to get ready before he shows up at the gate.

So we have two days to run, Amaryllis said as she slumped. You had me going there, you idio-- she stared at me. She stared really hard. You actually intend to go through with it?

Well, I did say I would, I said. And Im a bun of my word.

Amaryllis shielded her face with both hands as if she could hide from her new Broccoli-caused problems. I kinda felt bad about it. I hadnt even told the girls my plan before putting it in motion.

Ah, shucks. Look, Im sure you can stay back here and-- Amaryllis bapped me on the head with a bunch of feathers.

We need to hurry. I didnt come all the way over to this hole just to get whisked away by some lovestruck dragon. Cmon. We can start our way through the dungeon now and finish it by nightfall.

P-pardon me, maam? someone said. We turned to see a potbellied man holding a bowler hat over his chest approaching us. Im the mayor and... ah, that dragon...

We took care of it, Amaryllis said. Itll be back in two days, so do try not to panic.

Ah, the mayor said. He looked on the verge of panicking.

Well take care of it then too. Now dont get in our way.

Yes maam! he said before scurrying off.

I took a moment to look around and finally noticed just how many people were staring, and whispering. I waved.

Amaryllis wrapped her talons around my wrist and yoinked me forwards. Come on you. Im not done telling you, in explicit detail, how dumb you are.

Aww, cant we just skip that part? I asked. Being told Im dumb a lot has got to be bad for my self-esteem.

That might be a good thing, Amaryllis said. Look at Awen. Self-esteem of a dead fish, but shes actually clever. There might well be a correlation here.

Awa, a, a dead fish? Awen squeaked.

Amaryllis stride carried us past a group of plate-armoured adventurers that were quick to scramble out of our path, as if we had eaten the dragon instead of just bargained with it. Is what I did really all that dumb? I asked.

Amaryllis was quiet for a bit, enough that we had crossed a few blocks before she answered. Perhaps not. Dragons are... not the sort of creature people in their first tier deal with. That is, if you dont count being eaten as a way of dealing with them. Theyre like natural disasters to most. When one comes you hunker down and hope for the best. Some nations have the power to fend off all but the most powerful dragons, and theyre not immortal, they can be defeated. But its always an expensive endeavor.

Okay, I said. But we didnt fight Rhawrexdee, we bargained with him.

Yes. Thats also a solution. But one usually carried out by teams of diplomats with armed escorts, not some dimensionally displaced country bumpkin and her two friends who dont know any better.

Amaryllis slapped a silver coin on the counter before him.

There was a dragon, I said. The boy fumbled his coin, barely snatching it before it could plunge over the cliff. Dont worry. We took care of it.

R-right, he said. Uh. Keep all limbs in the lift and try not to shift too much, please.

We climbed aboard the lift, which was little more than a sort of basket with a steel frame and wicker walls. A motor puffed to life behind the kioske and we were lowered down at about the same pace a very tired snail might move.

Not very subtle, are you? Amaryllis said.

Im plenty subtle, I said.

She snorted. Oh, really?

I nodded. Didnt you see how subtly I slid into your best friend slot? I asked.

Amaryllis glared at me, then paused as if to actually think on what Id said. No. I refuse to believe that was on purpose.

I grinned and hung onto the edge of the lift as it slowly wobbled its way down past a few other levels of the small docks. Things were moving pretty fast, but that was alright. I was certain wed find some time to take a break once we were in the dungeon proper.

There hadnt been any quest alerts about this one, so perhaps it wasnt infected or anything like that and I was going to get to experience my first utterly normal dungeon run. I would be lying if I said that I wasnt getting a little excited.

Awen was shifting by my side, and even Amaryllis was looking impatient... more impatient as our lift finally rumbled to a stop. The level didnt seem to have any access to ships or anything of the sort. Instead there was a wooden walkway that led into a large bore-hole like cavern dug into the side of the cliff.

A large steel gate was barring the path into the tunnel with a sign hanging before it.

ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK

Dungeon Begins Beyond This Point

-Council of Rosenbell

Is it locked? I asked.

It had better not be, Amaryllis muttered a moment before she tugged at the gate. It swung opened with a faint squeal of metal on metal. I guess not.

Looking back over my shoulder, I took in one last look of the bright and cheery afternoon skies over the desert behind me. A deep breath carried the scent of festival foods and oils all the way over to me.

Then I turned and stepped after my friends.

Look. Amaryllis said. She was pointing to a rack to one side. Just a metal pole with two little handkerchiefs tied to it. Two teams are in there already.

Should we do the same? I asked. Ive got some cloth.

Amaryllis nodded. Give it to me first.

Awen was the first to react, pulling a little scarf from the pockets of her jacket, the same one Amaryllis had given her when we entered the edges of the desert a couple of days back.

Amaryllis hummed as she tied it in a knot around the pole, then she pinned her Exploration Guild pin to the bottom. There, now lets go clear a dungeon.

You are Entering The Palace of Strings

Levels 5-7

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