Chapter Ninety-Nine - What is a Normal Adventurer?

Chapter Ninety-Nine - What is a Normal Adventurer?

Chapter Ninety-Nine - What is a Normal Adventurer?

So, uh, I said as I looked at the menu floating before me.

You are Entering The Palace of Strings

Levels 5-7

Your entire party has entered the Dungeon

This Dungeon is Occupied.

Share an Instance?

What do we do? I asked.

Amaryllis hummed. She seemed to have calmed down a little now that we were in the dungeon and far away from all the people in the town above. Was it still above now that we were in a dungeon? The last dungeon certainly didnt fit in the place where we had been, and the Wonderland dungeon was really weird too.

I think, she said, cutting off my woolgathering. That we can join whichever instance is already running. Our goal is the boss, nothing else. Having more people around would just shorten the time to get to that objective.

Awa, I wanted to, um, practice with my crossbow a little too. And, and my glass magic, I think Im getting there, Awen said.

Amaryllis shook her head. The bow is fine. The magic... less so. Well have to pick up some books on the subject later.

Ah, okay, Awen said.

Did that book I gave you help? I asked.

Awen nodded. Yes, a little. I slept on it too.

Right, I said. Kinda forgot that was a thing.

Amaryllis sighed. Please focus just a little bit, please. We are about to enter a hostile environment. This dungeon has no delve room. And there are others in it already. She made a gesture in the air and Mister Menus prompt poofed from the corner of my vision.

Spinning on a heel, Amaryllis led us deeper into the rocky tunnel of the Palace of Strings. Within a dozen steps the rock walls changed. Roots poking out from above like skeletal hands and the walls were more packed dirt than solid stone.

The tunnel grew a little tighter and we had to duck out of the path of what looked like entire tree trunks covered in mud and dirt. And then the tunnel ended and we carefully stepped out onto an open lawn.

A red quarter moon hung just over the horizon, casting a faint reddish glow across grounds that were sparsely illuminated by the twinkling stars above.

Ankle-high grass filled a huge field surrounded by woods so thick and dark and foreboding that just looking at them gave me Scooby-doo flashbacks. In the centre of the field was a huge mansion that looked like something out of an old Dracula movie. Big windows with flickering yellow lights within, gargoyles on each corner of the roof, and a hedge wall twice as tall as I was all around what I could see of the building.

The book said that the first floor is that hedge maze, Amaryllis said. The second begins on entering the building proper. She was whispering, and I saw her squinting at the sky as a flight of tiny bats flitted by.

Spooky! I cheered as I started to walk towards the hedge maze. I really should have spent more time learning that light ball spell, Itd come in handy here, I said as I raised a hand and pushed some mana into it until it glowed. Not enough to really illuminate my surroundings by much, but it did help.

Awa! Awen said as she jogged up behind me and pulled up her crossbow so that it was aiming out ahead of us. Im, ah, not used to the dark.

Amaryllis sighed and raised her own hand, a bright ball of light sparking to life in it. You have no gravitas. And Broccoli, theres a light on your hat.

Oh, right! I said. Id forgotten about that. A push of mana towards my hat and the rune light Id tied around the brim a while back lit up the world ahead of me. Thanks Amaryllis!

I swear, I feel like a mother sometimes, Amaryllis said.

Youd make a great mom, Im sure! I said.

She whapped me so hard my hat went flying. I-idiot!

I laughed as I fetched my hat. Sorry. Didn't know that was something you were sensitive about.

I am in no way... nevermind! Lets just move ahead. Id like to get this over before sunset. She glared when I started to point towards the darkened skies. Dont start.

Aww, thanks! I said. I hope you dont mind us just showing up.

Me? Never, he said with what he probably thought was a roguish grin. Im Eli, the thick lug behind me here is Boots. The barbarian looking guy cheerfully waved a battleaxe at us. And the healer back there is Percy. Dont let the name fool you, hes not as big an ass as he sounds at first.

See if I heal you next time you show up with an itchy crotch complaining about lumps, Percy said.

Not in front of the ladies, Eli hissed.

Ah, well, I said before I cleared my throat. Im Broccoli Bunch, These are my friends, Awen Bristlecone and Amaryllis Albatross. And this is my kitten friend, Orange! My friends waved or nodded seriously when I named them. Orange glared, but she was a cat so that was okay. Were here to fight the boss, but Id love to make friends too!

Eli

Desired Quality: Pretty, female.

Dream: To have intercourse with more women than anyone else.

Id love to be your friend, Eli said.

Ah, no, I said. I mean... friends are okay, but I dont do any of... that kind of stuff. Only after marriage.

Awa? What kind of stuff? Awen asked.

I felt my cheeks warming. Nevermind that, I said with a wave. Um... Amaryllis, help?

You doofus, she muttered before stepping up. Whats your goal here? she asked the three delvers.

The boys looked between each other, and apparently decided to elect Eli as their spokesperson. Were just doing our job? Our team has been here for a month now, diving once a day. The spider parts arent worth much, but the dresses dropped on the third floor go for a fair price.

Cool, I said. Were just here for today.

Indeed, Amaryllis said. Are we interfering with your dive?

Not exactly, Eli said, he became a little more serious. Not yet anyway. We havent reached the second floor just yet. The maze shifts a bit every day. But if you pass us, then well lose out on any loot drops.

I looked to Amaryllis. There was a question in her eyes and it didnt take a genius to figure it out. Up to you, I said.

She nodded. If we accompany you, we can help clear the monsters and you can keep the loot. It might make things faster for you.

Were not here to map things, Eli said. Were moving quickly.

Were here for the boss, thats all, Amaryllis said.

Eli hummed. Well, were not getting any more out of killing the local beasties. Weve all chopped our share of spiders. We probably wont level for months at this rate, so one lost day... still, well be escorting you, which puts us at risk.

Amaryllis rolled her eyes. Three sil.

Eli grinned. Each.

In your dreams, Amaryllis said. One each. Not a cop more.

Coins were tossed over to Eli who snapped them out of the air. He even bit into one, which couldnt be sanitary. Thats a deal, he said. Welcome to Rosenbell Delve Team Two, ladies.

Alrighty! I cheered. So now where do we go?

Eli swept his arms through the air like a conductor at a circus. Right this way, he said. Lets show you the wonders of the Palace of Strings.

And the horrors, Percy said.

And the fights! Boots cheered.

I looked at my friends and we all seemed to choose to go along with it for now. I hoped for the best, but kept my spade close, just in case.

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