Chapter One Hundred and Eleven - Seize the Date

Chapter One Hundred and Eleven - Seize the Date

Chapter One Hundred and Eleven - Seize the Date

It was during breakfast--the inn had a nice serving of bun acceptable foods, which mostly meant that I got a plate full of fruits and some still-warm pastries (no eggs!) to munch on while the others chowed down on sausages and such--that the thought hit me.

Ah, we didnt tell Rhawrexdee when to meet, did we? I asked.

Who is that? Booksie asked.

Oh, thats the dragon. Were supposed to meet him today, I explained.

Booksie nodded. Ah, yes, the dragon. Did you want help with that?

I brightened. Wed love help! What do you know about romance?

The bun flushed. I might have read a book or two. And Ive been on my share of dates and such. I never did find someone that was just right for me though.

I reached over and patted her head. Then wed love your help! Ive never really been on a date and, um. I looked towards Amaryllis, the question obvious in my eyes.

Dont look at me that way, you daft moron, Amaryllis said. I dont think harpy-dating customs would apply in this sort of situation, regardless of if I did or did not date anyone before.

But you didnt? I asked.

She turned her head away from me, stabbed a sausage with the tip of a talon, then tore a bite out of it. NewW novels updates at novelhall.com

Awa, I, Ive been on dates before.

Amaryllis choked on her sausage.

Awen wilted under our combined stares. Even Orange was looking at her weird. Aw-awa, it was only a few times? she shrank deeper into her seat. Um. With some noblemen, and, and with some chaperones. Nothing untoward happened.

I shifted my seat so that I was a little closer and grabbed her hands. Tell us! Was it romantic? Did you kiss anyone? Did the boys have nice chins?

Awen shook her head. It wasnt that nice. We just walked around and they bought me some things that I didnt really want, and sometimes, when the chaperones were busy, they would get handsy. I didnt enjoy it at all.

You poor thing, I said.

Perhaps Ive been fortunate, Booksie said. She was tapping a bit of lettuce contemplatively against her chin. My first dates were... mixed, but some of the later ones were fun. I was a little older though. This was a few years before I left for Port Royal.

They went well? I asked. How come?

Ah, the boys were nice. We didnt have too much in common unfortunately, but they were attractive. I cant really pin what made them fun or not. Sorry. Waking up somewhere different the next morning is always awkward though.

A terribly inappropriate giggle escaped me at the same time as Awen gasped. Amaryllis just rolled her eyes, but her blas attitude couldnt hide her blush.

The sudden screaming and yelling and general sounds of panic from outside had us all bolting to our feet.

I picked up my shovel and pack and shot out of the door after my friends who were stumbling down the corridors of the inn. We burst out onto a street where people were running. It was easy enough to guess where Rhawrexdee had landed. We just needed to wade through the crowds moving in the opposite direction.

The closer we got the centre of town, the fewer people there were. Only a few very brave guards remained, the armour over their legs clanking together with fright.

We slipped past a rough formation of them and stepped onto the town square. Judging by the half-deconstructed scaffolding and the lack of a stage, the people in charge of yesterdays festival had been hard at work taking things apart.

That would be complicated somewhat, I imagined, by the dragon currently flattening one of the stages.

She shoved me off with a huff. Thank me if I managed to talk us out of this mess.

Ah, I said. That might be a problem. He said he can only speak dragon and something called ancient Pyrowalkian.

Booksie looked up, her ears perking. He speaks Tanyintian? she asked. At my confused look, she tried to clarify. Its an old, old dialect. Before the founding of the Pyrowalkian Empire there was a kingdom called Pyro. Before the Pyro family--for which the kingdom was named--came into power, the region that would become this kingdom was a part of a nation called Tanyint. It is said to have been the most powerful nation to ever exist, until it slowly fell apart over the course of a century or two. I think the dragons had an alliance of sorts with their ruling family. Booksie scratched at her cheek. Sorry. Its just an interesting history. I can speak it a bit. There are a lot of older books on magic, especially enchanting, that used Tanyint script.

I grinned. Well, now you have an excuse to practice, I said.

Ah, I suppose. I dont think the dragon is really into books or anything though.

I paused. My friends were in this because we had kinda promised to help, and I had dragged them into the mess. It was my fault, but I had the best of friends, and they were there for me. Booksie, on the other hand, was a friend, but not as close a friend, and she didnt deserve to be dragged into a heap of trouble. There was still plenty of time for her to run back home. If you want to leave, because its safer, I can give you the gold I have? It might help?

Booksie shook her head. No! Please, dragons are very interesting, and the opportunity to talk to one shouldnt be missed out. She blinked. Speaking of. Where did you learn how to speak dragon?

Ah.

Could you teach me, just a little? There was a very worrisome fervor in her eyes. There are some texts that have phonetic dragon writings in them. Just knowing what theyre about could increase their value by so much.

I rubbed at the back of my neck. Im kind of a Riftwalker.

Booksie was suddenly very close. Truly? she asked with the sort of tone someone used to tell a hated rival that they were in check. It was soft and husky and came out as a purr and I was scared.

Awa, the dragon doesnt look very, um, patient, Awen said.

That snapped Booksie away. She ran her hands down the front of her sweater and coughed lightly to one side. Yes well, Im all for this plan, as long as it doesnt prove too untenable.

Right! I spun on a heel and strolled over to Rhawrexdee. Heya! Were all set, I said.

You are? the dragon said.

I nodded. Were all set right? I asked my friends.

No, no we really arent. Amaryllis said.

See, they agree, I said to Rhawrexdee. So, today well be going, uh, over the essentials of dating?

Rhawrexdee snorted. That hardly sounds practical.

Once my hair resettled from being blown about by his snort, I took a moment to think about things. Well, thats because we want to make sure youre ready for, uh, this afternoon's practice. A big, practice, not-real-at-all date. Totally fake.

Youre putting a suspicious amount of emphasis on the unreality of this date.

Thats because if its a fake date, if you make a little blunder its okay. Um. This is Booksie, one of my friends. She speaks ancient Pyrowalkian, a little, and shell be your teammate. Awen and I will be going ahead to, um, calm people down. And Amaryllis will be your date.

Rhawrexdee perked up at that. Truly? he shifted to stare at Amaryllis who glared right back. She doesnt seem happy about it.

Thats... uh. Shes going to be playing hard to get. So that way youll learn how to get... that.

Hrmm, brilliant! And to think my sister said I should just eat you all and give up on the entire situation. Hah! Shows her!

I smiled. Im sure itll be lots of fun.

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