Chapter 657 – Birthday Newman 13 – Biting the Chocolate

Chapter 657 – Birthday Newman 13 – Biting the Chocolate

John’s hurried steps carried him to his apartment within the Palace. Everyone else was right behind him, keeping up with his pace. Together they created a constant drumming on the carpet, right until they arrived at the door. Pushing down the handle, the Gamer stepped inside.

Simply sitting on the couch, looking over the back when they entered, Eliza seemed as normal as ever. Except for the five lines in her left eye, looking so odd among all the dots. “Fucking finally, thought I would have to sit on my ass the entire day,” she grumbled in her usual tone, wiping the remainders of tears from her eyes.

After ending the panel, John had immediately called her, so he was already aware that those weren’t her tears. Apparently, Thana had begun crying after giving in. At the time, he was only concerned as to why Eliza was sobbing on the phone, now he could ask the proper question. “Can you tell me what happened?”

“Not much my dumbass mouth can tell you, to be completely fucking honest with you,” Eliza shrugged, pulling her legs to her chest and resting her chin on them. John soon sat down next to her, with the rest of the girls scattering throughout the room, listening quietly. “Just had that delicious looking fuck nugget sitting on the table. Then she came crawling out like the world’s saddest legless beaver and I just let her do the fucking thing. She unwrapped it, threw it in our mouth, chewed it twice, then swallowed it like some common piece of shit candy, started to bawl and now she is fucking gone.”

“Gone gone?” John had to get very specific there.

“No, not gone gone,” Eliza conceded. “More like... even less present than before. I can’t even reach that stupid cunt. It’s like... I don’t even fucking know. Like she is putting herself into that cold-water tank you found me in, but forcefully and mentally. I tried to contact her once, but all I get is a fucking translucent barrier or some shit. Mental landscapes are bullshit.”

That was, admittedly, not what John had intended with the further melding. The hope had been for Thana to come around and turning (relatively) normal in her behaviour. Instead it seemed accepting her growing humanity in the slightest way had caused her depression to skyrocket. Scratching his head, John tried to understand the ramifications this could have.

‘They do say it gets worse before it gets better...’ he thought, feeling progressively worse for the goddess of genocide the more she understood the woes of being a more complex being than ‘murder everything’.

Rave picked something up while her boyfriend was still pondering. “Wait, ya said like your tank-thingy... so she locked herself in?”

“Abso-fucking-lutely,” Eliza confirmed.

“Ya telling me that she can’t suddenly try to bite any of us?”

“That’s what it feels like. She would have to kick a shitload of dust up before trying to get back into control of our body.” With that little clarification had, Rave propelled herself at the blood mage and started hugging her like a long lost plushie.

“Finally, I can touch ya crazy little thing again!” the Lightbearer exclaimed enthusiastically.

“What the total cock-sucking shit-fuck do you think you’re doing, you absolute slut!” Eliza screamed out loud as she was assaulted by more cuddles and kisses. “Get off me, I don’t deserve any of your attention, you overly nice whore!”

“Ya gonna get my attention and ya gonna like it!” Rave declared, pinning the much stronger Eliza under herself. If she had really wanted, the blood mage could have forced herself out of this at any time. What her mouth cussed and her actions said didn’t line up, especially once she started laughing in a crazy, fulfilled way.

“Yes,” she whispered back.

“Good...” He held her for a while longer. The atmosphere was content as everyone took a collective sigh of relief, audibly or mentally. Even Scarlett could be heard grumbling something in the direction of ‘Thank fuck.’ Eliza’s situation had been a point of general strain in the harem at large, like having a friend that was waiting for potentially horrible medical news. Now that things looked like they had improved tremendously, only time would tell whether this current stage of peace was as reliable as it first appeared to be; there was at least an opportunity for some relaxation.

As it was, John hoped that his birthday luck continued and this was as good as it looked at first glance. The timing of this couldn’t have been much better. After all, he could now say something he had wanted to for a while.

“So, Eliza.” Her last tears had dried and it was time for the light-hearted things to settle in again. “You know what it means that Thana ate, right?” The blood mage’s eyes lit up, the myriad of facets in her shattered purple eyes reflecting her anticipation for his next words. “You were a good girl and good girl’s don’t need to be punished anymore. You can now eat whatever you want again, you can sleep in my bed and, if you want to, you can orgasm again however much you want.”

“Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck yessssssssssssssssssss,” she exclaimed, her body heating up again – this time it was definitely majority lust. “I need you to fucking slam into me, you absolutely monster stud slut-maker you!”

“No fucking!” Rave warned. “Only blowjobs!”

“I WILL FUCKING TAKE IT!” Eliza screamed and grabbed John’s shirt with quivering hands. “JUST TAKE ME ALREADY, OH MY FUCK! ITS – BEEN – WEEEEEEEKS!”

“Well, I, for my part, could need a shower,” he winked, staying relaxed even as the cock-crazy girl in front of him seemed like she was about to implode from a lack of semen inside her body. “You are more than welcome to join me, I think you could freshen up a little bit as well.”

“Whatever you want, wherever you want, just fucking do me!” She went from screaming to shouting, shaking John with a considerable amount of her strength. “I can feel your fucking erection pressing against my cunt right now! YOU HAVE UNFAIRLY THIN PANTS!”

“Well, you go ahead and wait for me in the shower and I’ll be there in a minute,” he promised her. “Bonus points if you wait for me in a way that makes me want to take you extra hard.” There were no further words needed, Eliza jumped off him and stormed towards the door that led into the oversized bathing room. “Aclysia, would you be so kind as to prepare something she really likes in the meantime?” he asked of his maid.

“Of course, Master, it is time for dinner anyway,” the weaponized maid responded.

“Alright, I’ll see you all again in like... thirty minutes, I think,” John grinned. “I’ll try to keep things brief.” They just nodded. The wonderful thing about having a harem that was highly functional was that none of them tried to butt in and claim that bit of his time. They, without any jealousy or envy, accepted that this was Eliza’s turn and waited in the living room, chattering among themselves.

“Remember though!” Rave warned him a second time. “Only blowjobs!”

“I know,” John answered, his smile unwavering.

“I know ya know, but does horny John know?” she jokingly reprimanded, then winked and made a motion as if to shush him away. “Go, feed our resident baby-crazy girl. I think she’ll be very happy to find out about your upgrades.”

She most certainly would be.