Chapter 1126： Sheldon: Missy, I want you and Adam to be honest...

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When Rajesh couldn't answer Misie's question, he turned around and went to the School of Pharmacology and decisively accepted the new drug test.

Although sometimes he could not control his body, he was finally able to talk to a woman, preventing his good friend Howard from leading the way.

"So, Missy, have you ever seen a man from a foreign land and a peaceful country?"

Rajesh looked directly at Misie, shook his head and said triumphantly.

"I haven't seen it before, but I have heard too much on the phone..."

Missy looked at him playfully: "For example, I often hear it.

Thanks for calling, hello madam, there is a virus in your computer~"

"Isn't it better to see a hundred times?"

Rajesh burst with self-confidence: "They are all good men."

"In the country of peace, is phone fraud the standard for good people?"

Misie quipped.

"...Phone scam?"

Rajesh stagnated.

"Yes."

Missy was surprised: "Now the phone fraud industry is almost monopolized by people on your side.

7 out of 10 phone scams speak your accent.

Haven't you received it? "

"..."

Rajesh reacted, ‘Thank you for calling, hello (female) gave birth to (student), your computer has a virus~’, it is indeed the most classic ancestral tone of phone fraud, and he can’t help being a little speechless.

How could he have not received it.

It's just that this kind of thing really doesn't make a face, it's hard to say.

"Don't get me wrong, I am not discriminating."

Missy comforted: "Firstly, this has nothing to do with you. Secondly, your ability to monopolize the phone fraud on the US side is also a problem for us Americans.

Who made our big companies choose to outsource customer service to you?

There are too many people on your side.

The large number of customer services trained every year can't be used up at all.

Those prospective customer service staff who have finished training but have no job position, do not do phone scams that make money quickly, should they go to dirty and tired hard work that makes no money?

This is anti-human.

No matter how peaceful it is. "

"you're right."

When Rajesh heard this, his emotions immediately rose again: "I have a lot of cousins ​​and cousins ​​who do customer service.

Phone scams have no cost at all, and the risks are small. They are indeed...forcing people to do it..."

Seeing everyone looking at him with strange eyes, they hurriedly said: "Of course my brothers don't do this at all. They don't lack this little money. They just heard, heard..."

"Is there a small risk of fraud?"

Shelton was puzzled, and then began to talk about the law in the American drama world.

"Shelly, don't be silly."

Seeing Rajesh smiled without saying a word, Misie looked at her stubborn brother helplessly.

"Although the law stipulates that, those phone scams are all from the country of peace.

Who do you want to catch?

Who are you going to catch again?

Even if the FBI has law enforcement powers there, the locations of those fraudulent calls are very backward areas.

It was crowded with people.

I didn't wait for you to get close, I was exposed long ago, and then ran away.

Even if your horrendous soldiers come to the sky and you catch people, you will only be hitting workers.

They are not afraid of going to jail at all.

If you keep them there, they will be released without waiting for you to turn away.

If you extradite them back to the country with a lot of trouble, then they will save the air ticket to the United States.

After all, even the prison in the United States is more relaxed than there.

And the last thing they lack is people.

After catching a batch, it may be considered as empowering job mobility for them and bringing in fresh blood.

What can you do with them? "

"..."

Sheldon was dumbfounded.

Can it be like this?

"There are data showing that 13-meter nationals have been scammed, with an average amount of US$500 to US$600."

Missy was very happy to be able to popularize science with her brother, and smiled: "This data is still improving in a straight line, and their routines are endless, which is hard to prevent.

Even a very professional industrial chain has been formed.

The upstream technical industry, called the publisher, is specifically responsible for locking your computer.

The midstream call center is responsible for telling you what they want you to know.

Downstream is the money mule broker, who is responsible for taking the money scammed back to the country of peace.

For example, they will hack into your computer first, and then use the authentic accent of the telephone customer service to tell you that there is a virus in your computer.

They have to remotely log in to your computer to prevent you from being caught by the FBI.

Looking at the flashing big scarlet "FBI warning" on the locked computer screen, the 16th American was fooled. "

"That's how stupid they are."

When Howard heard this, he laughed: "The FBI warns that I have seen too little. What's so scary about this, it's thorny..."

Seeing everyone looking at him, he quickly concealed: "I have an FBI friend, he told me..."

"...The 16 were defrauded by the lure of winning tax refunds."

Missy didn't want to be disgusted by herself, so she didn't ask, and continued: "In short, you must be careful when you encounter special accents such as telephone customer service in the future."

"Do you like motorcycles? I have a Harley..."

Seeing that Rajesh was embarrassed again, Howard took the opportunity to sell himself.

"Harley Motors?"

When Rajesh saw this, he was immediately dissatisfied, and directly attacked this good friend who didn't talk about martial arts.

"Your two-wheeled scooter still has a small basket for grocery shopping in front of it?"

"That also wears a helmet!"

Howard stared at the good friend who was backstabbed for a long time, and continued cheeky.

"Oh, it turns out that the wretched perverted eDonkey guy is you."

Missy pretended to suddenly realize: "My driver had reminded me before in the underground parking lot of Caltech.

She said that someone was following and almost didn't draw her gun. Fortunately, I stopped her. "

"That female man is your driver?"

Howard's smile was stagnant, and the sturdy woman who covered the sky and looked down at him again appeared in front of him: "She still wants to draw a gun?"

"Still my bodyguard."

Missy smiled and said, "If you want to come, you also know that Adam takes security very seriously, so even if you don't seem threatening.

But as long as there is a change, she will follow the standard security procedures and kill you as soon as possible. "

"Killed?"

Howard shivered.

"Yes."

Missy smiled and said: "I heard Adam say that when NYPA, LAPD, CPD, and internal police officers are training, the first thing the coaches teach is how to keep yourself safe.

Um.

This is the specific case.

When the police are dispatched, everyone must be greeted with a smile.

But he was tense inside, ready to shoot everyone.

Many security personnel are retired police officers or soldiers.

Therefore, this trend quickly spread among security personnel.

So next time you follow others, please be careful. "

"Be out of company first."

When Howard heard this, he got up and walked towards the bathroom.

"How are you now? It's finally not that I can't control my bladder when I'm nervous. I'm going to the bathroom?"

Rajesh did not forget to stabbing a good friend who was urinating, and then looked at Misie with a coquettish expression.

"So, let's not talk about the unhappy serious things, Missy, have you heard of the Kama Sutra?"

"The Sage's Book?"

Misie looked at Rajesh without any sense of shame.

"right."

Rajesh proudly said: "It is the book of the sages of peace!

In other words, if you are curious about who wrote this book, it is us!

No thanks~"

"Who still reads the sage's book now?"

Howard soon came out of the bathroom, hearing Rajesh so shameless, and always stabbing him back before, so he mocked politely.

"Look at the various warnings from the FBI, there will be everything!"

"Adam said that the line between the sage and the devil, peace and tyranny are just two mouths."

Misie looked at Rajesh: "If you really want us to thank you for writing the sage's book, then we as women can't really thank you!

As for the reason, don’t I need to say it? "

"..."

The confident and proud Rajesh met Misie’s gaze, and suddenly froze there, again embarrassed to death: "No need, no need..."

He naturally knew what Missy was talking about.

Before, he wanted to use the Book of the Sage to tease Missy.

But when Misie involved it in the general irregularities, the meaning immediately changed.

Thinking about the distorted and complicated knowledge again, it seems that it has become a summary of strong experience.

At this moment, in Rajesh's eyes, the more knowledge in the Book of the Sage, the richer it reflects, the more terrifying and cruel it reflects.

This made him extremely ashamed.

"We invented circumcision."

Howard saw Rajesh misfired, and he said proudly: "No thanks~"

"We also invented pajamas, no thanks~"

Rajesh saw Howard's shamelessness to such an extent, some shame and embarrassment disappeared instantly, once again seizing the commanding heights for the benefit of mankind.

"..."

Missy was also shocked by the shamelessness of the good friends.

"I'm going to make nails, Missy, do you want to be together?"

Petunia finally couldn't stand it anymore, and made a relief in time.

"OK."

Missy really didn't want to see this pair of strange flowers anymore, she got up and smiled: "Adam will come here later, I will wait for him to come and go together again."

"No thanks~"

Petunia learned the accent of Rajesh and Howard and made a joke.

"Howard, do you want me to leave the driver's phone number to you?"

Before leaving, Missy smiled at Howard: "She seems to be very grateful for your circumcision. Would you like to thank you personally?"

"real?"

Howard subconsciously showed a happy expression, but at Misie's playful smile, he immediately understood, shaking his body, and sneered: "Forget it, I don't like her model."

Emmm.

In fact, he can do it all.

The premise must be serious and not malicious... or even a little malicious, but it must not be too malicious for him to bear...

After Missy and Petunia left.

Howard and Rajesh immediately fought together.

They were both very annoyed at each other's backstab today, and fought over who had the right to fight for Missy next.

"Don't fight."

Leonard looked at them disgustingly: "You didn't see that Missy is not interested in you at all?

And this is my apartment, she is my roommate's sister! "

"so what?"

Howard quit, and retorted: "You all have Petunia!"

"Why do I have Petunia?"

Leonard couldn't laugh or cry: "Which way do I count Petunia?"

"So, according to Adam's rules, I can chase Penny?"

Howard was an immediate turning point.

Missy, Petunia, or even the sturdy female bodyguard, any of them, he can do.

"Damn it, of course not!"

Leonard shouted in veto.

"You look at the bowl, look at the pot!"

Howard angrily said: "You have taken up all the benefits!"

"You also said it is either to see or to see."

Leonard murmured: "Whenever one of them is implemented, then I don't care about the rest at that time, it will work."

"Come on."

Rajesh mocked: "Then we have no hope in this life, I don't care, I want to pursue Missy, she is my favorite in this life!"

"You say that to everyone."

Howard sighed.

"As long as there is a response, I am ok."

Rajesh stared at him.

"..."

Howard twitched his mouth and didn't want to speak anymore.

Faced with the scene of three good friends vying for his sister, Shelton calmly continued to play with the computer, even ordering pizza leisurely.

"Sheldon, I want to chat with you alone."

Leonard saw that Howard and Rajesh could not be persuaded. With a twitch of mind, he was ready to take the route of his eldest brother, and led Sheldon into the bedroom.

"Sheldon, you can't just sit down, you've been the head of the family since your father passed away.

It is your responsibility to ensure that Missy can choose a suitable partner. "

"You made a mistake, you should say to Rajesh."

Sheldon smiled and shook his head.

"Why, why, tell Rajesh?"

Leonard suddenly became nervous and stammered.

"Because of this backward and ignorant thinking, only Rajesh and his country still retain it."

Sheldon laughed: "For example, now if Rajesh's father is dead, then as long as you are willing to give Rajesh a cow, you can marry Puglia (Rajesh's younger sister)."

"The beauty of thinking!"

Leonard gave a wry smile, and then quickly changed the subject: "We are talking about Missy now.

You are Misie’s twin brother. Do you want to see your future nephew and niece suck? "

"Hmm."

Sheldon was taken aback, nodded and said: "I didn't expect this. We do have the same DNA.

Although the possibility is unlikely, but with her talent, it is indeed possible to give birth to another me. "

"That's right."

Leonard secretly smiled and agreed: "You don't want another you either. You still live with your mother when you are that old, or do you need drugs to talk to women?"

"Of course not."

Sheldon shook his head: "Well, they were eliminated."

Leonard was overjoyed.

But before he was happy for a few seconds, he heard Sheldon say again: "You too, are eliminated."

"What did you say?"

Leonard's smile froze.

"Even if Adam argues for you again, what kind of asthmatic king Leonard Barabara...In my opinion, it is still all shortcomings, not advantages."

Sheldon said straightforwardly: "You have too many shortcomings than theirs, and hearing what you say, I already have the best candidate!"

"Who?"

Leonard asked subconsciously.

"Adam!"

Sheldon gave him a surprised look: "Who else is there besides him?"

"Indeed, UU reading has anyone besides him..."

Leonard was speechless and smiled bitterly. Seeing Sheldon turned and left, he couldn't help asking, "Where are you going?"

"Go talk to Missy."

Sheldon said straightforwardly: "Actually, I wanted to do this experiment a long time ago..."

"La la la la."

When Leonard heard it, he immediately sang a minor tune to silence Sheldon.

He knew that Sheldon was unintentional, but it was easy to misunderstand what came over and spread out.

"...It's all right now, Missy is the best experiment subject."

Sheldon said as he walked out: "I want to see if Adam and Missy's children are better, or Adam and Peggy's children are better..."