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"You are really a good friend, Rajesh has half of you..."
Leonard couldn't help but complain about Sheldon, whose brain circuit was completely different.
"why?"
Shelton was puzzled.
"……nothing."
Leonard waved his hand with a guilty conscience.
As long as he deliberately deceives, he always hides well.
"Adam has Peggy. He is not interested in Missy."
Leonard tried hard to persuade: "Otherwise, they have made progress for so many years. I think you can consider geniuses other than Adam~"
Having said this, he straightened the halfling's chest, feeling that it was not powerful enough, and put his feet on him.
"Well, what you said makes sense."
Sheldon stopped and thought about it carefully: "The female friends of Adam I know all the time are indeed different from Missy."
"Right, right."
Leonard quickly agreed: "And if you let Missy and Adam have a baby, you will definitely anger Dr. Adler.
You and Dr. Adler are good friends. You don't want her to be angry with you, do you? "
"In no mood!"
Sheldon shook his head again and again, covering his eyes subconsciously.
Peggy was punched when he was a child, and it still hurts to think about it.
After speaking, he left.
Leonard stayed in place, grinning involuntarily, showing a thief smile, after a few smiles, he hurriedly followed.
With Sheldon, so much torment.
Only every time Sheldon was secretly manipulated, he was refreshed in his hardships.
living room.
A pair of good friends are fighting endlessly for each other's backstab.
"Shiva gave me the power of destruction! I want this woman!"
"Don't blame me for not warning you, I am a math summer camp judo champion!"
The fighting power of the two battles was not very good, and the big scenes all depended on the output of the mouth.
"Enough, children, the naughty time is over, I tell you to stop!"
Shelton was awakened by Leonard, consciously it was necessary to use the same genes of Missy as him to work hard for the future of science and mankind, clapping and shouting at the two on the floor.
"I will solve this problem now, neither of you are qualified to match my sister."
"Why do you decide?"
Howard and Rajesh were suddenly dissatisfied.
"People are the men of the family!"
Leonard, who was so happy in his heart, followed out.
If it wasn't for Game of Thrones that hadn't started yet, he would have to make up a series of titles for Sheldon and read it out.
The future of mankind is the supreme monarch, the supreme great genius, the guardian of the force, the spoko, the cutest flash among the people...Texas masters·Cooper pillars·good twin brother, Sheldon Lee·Cooper!
"By the way, you are still out."
Shelton did not forget to remind Leonard.
"What did you say?"
Leonard suddenly couldn't laugh: "Then who are you going to choose? I said it, it's impossible for Adam and Missy!"
"I know."
Sheldon nodded: "I'm not talking about Adam."
"Who is that?"
Leonard shouted in unison.
"It's Professor Tao!"
Sheldon took it for granted: "Although I have always questioned his 220 IQ.
But his achievements are enough to show that he is not inferior to our super genius. "
"He is much smarter than us..."
Leonard smiled bitterly.
Howard and Rajesh also temporarily turned off.
no way.
Although they are all geniuses, compared with the world-famous Professor Tao, it is incomparable.
Professor Tao is engaged in mathematics and was hired as a full professor by the University of California, Los Angeles at the age of 24.
They are very self-aware of this.
"Oh, I mean we mean me, Peggy and Adam."
Sheldon added.
"..."
The three Leonards couldn't help staring at him.
Sheldon looked back calmly, do you want to refute?
The three Leonards could only be discouraged.
On the chain of contempt, they really have nothing to say.
"Hahahahahaha!"
Dejected for a few seconds, Howard suddenly raised his head and laughed.
"Why are you laughing?"
Leonard and Rajesh both looked at Howard in surprise, thinking that Howard had been hit hard and was emotionally broken.
"I laughed at Adam with high eyes. Missy is too pretty. Although I am unbearable, I am a little wise.
If Professor Tao face to face with gongs and drums, I have no chance of winning, I can only accept with my head down, hahahahahaha. "
Howard Zhizhu was holding it, and laughed more and more: "But you and others don't know that Professor Tao has a lover now.
It is a female student who is a few years younger than him, who happens to be an assistant engineer of our jpl (Jet Propulsion Laboratory of the U.S. Aeronautics and Space Administration) and also participated in the Mars exploration program.
Professor Tao has a very famous name, and what Sheldon said is completely imaginary.
Hahahahahaha! "
emmm.
Although Prime Minister Huo works at California Institute of Technology, he is actually from jpl.
It belongs to a cooperative project with the Department of Physics of California Institute of Technology, and the main direction is the Mars exploration program.
"Then she is also a scientist."
Rajesh said quietly: "In these years, apart from Dr. Adler, how many beautiful scientists have you seen?
Among these few, who can compare with Missy?
If you are Professor Tao, would you choose her or Missy? "
Prime Minister Huo's laughter suddenly stopped.
As a colleague, both in California and on the same project, he naturally met Professor Tao's student girlfriend.
Even if she hasn't seen it a few times, she is of cosmic descent, and she walks in a stream of wisdom. She has never experienced the training of traditional thaumatism in her own country, and her appearance is absolutely incomparable to Missy...
Replaced by Professor Tao, he didn't say, he must choose Missy!
He doesn't care about funny souls, because he is funny enough.
All he wants is the same good-looking skin!
"Hahahahahaha!"
Prime Minister Huo was depressed for a while, and suddenly laughed again.
"You laughed a while ago, thinking that Professor Tao would not choose Missy if he had a girlfriend. Obviously he was wrong. Everyone would choose Missy. Why do you laugh again now?"
Rajesh murmured.
"I am smiling because Adam has high eyes, Missy is so pretty!"
Prime Minister Huo laughed more and more: "As you said, Missy and the female scientist of cosmic descent will choose Missy, and I think Professor Tao is the same.
Once Professor Tao joins.
Missy, I have absolutely no chance.
But at the same time, Professor Tao's original girlfriend of cosmic origin will definitely be heartbroken.
I am in control of everything, and I am her colleague, and I am also good at comforting.
Isn't it because the mulberry is lost and the east is reaped!
Hahahahahaha! "
"Who said Professor Tao must do multiple-choice questions?"
Rajesh said quietly by the side: "What if he wants them all?
Are there fewer things like this in the scientific world?
Whether it is Missy or the cosmic scientist, they are usually very busy.
As long as Professor Tao is willing, it is not difficult to maintain such a relationship.
He is a super genius!
You don't think all super geniuses are like Sheldon? "
Prime Minister Huo's laughter stopped abruptly again.
Yes!
If you change to him, what multiple-choice questions will naturally be required!
Just like Adam!
"Hahahahahaha!"
Prime Minister Huo lowered his head and thought for a while, suddenly burst into laughter.
"What did you get here again?"
Rajesh was almost unable to complain.
"What I laughed was that Adam had a high vision, but he and Missy were childhood sweethearts.
Misie is so beautiful, and the two are in a subordinate relationship, and they often need to contact.
Lonely man and widow, handsome man and beautiful woman, love for a long time. "
Prime Minister Huo continued to laugh: "With the addition of Professor Tao, jealousy and jealousy rise.
When the time comes, no matter which girl is sad, I can do it.
Hahahahahaha! "
But this time, both Leonard and Rajesh could see that he was smiling reluctantly.
"Howard."
Leonard couldn't help calling.
"Um?"
Howard was laughing immediately.
He already has a psychological shadow.
Although Leonard hasn't said anything to hit him, he knows that the hit must be there.
"Remember that Sheldon got our unanimous reply because Dennis King wanted to work with us?"
Leonard reminded: "Remember the real reason?"
"..."
Howard couldn't laugh anymore.
How could he not remember!
It was not that they agreed to say the same thing to Sheldon, but Sheldon was so annoying that it forced others to treat him the same way.
"I remember that."
Sheldon said straightforwardly: "It's not someone else, it's me who has nothing to look for!"
"so."
Rajesh murmured: "Whether Adam's vision is high or not, Missy is not pretty.
Professor Tao wants to join the battle group or not.
How many girls will be sad because of this.
As long as you are you!
You just laughed dreamily!
Because no one will follow you!
And even if it’s broken, it’s broken.
When you arrive at your door and hear your mother's voice, you must turn around and leave.
Even if they don't leave, they won't be able to enter your house if they are not Jewish girls, and they will definitely be blocked by your mother.
I'm talking about blocking the door literally..."
"Better than you!"
Howard blasted his hair as soon as he heard it, his good friend's back stab today made him particularly painful, and the truth of the matter made him particularly irritated.
"You have to take drugs even to talk to girls, and you can't even control your body. Even if you let you go, can you do it?"
"The Destructive Power of Shiva!"
"The power of a Judo champion!"
A pair of good friends fought again.
"Just like them, they want to soak your sister. It's really..."
Leonard secretly tried to manipulate Sheldon before they were fighting, and it was disgusting that they disliked their evil intentions towards their friends and sisters.
As if he was different.
As for Rajesh's sister Puglia?
What he forgot was even more thorough.
This is his professionalism, and if you want to hide it from others, you must hide it from yourself first.
As long as Puglia doesn't show up, he can't remember that he has done such a thing.
"Howard is right. It's normal and easy to get confused between scientists."
Sheldon said seriously: "Adam and Professor Tao, both have opportunities.
Besides, I also ask them to marry Missy, but I just need them to have a baby with her. "
"You must not be heard by Missy."
Leonard was anxious: "You don't respect her!
Besides, the genetic combination of two super geniuses may not necessarily give birth to a more genius child.
Genetically speaking, the boy’s father’s y chromosome is accepted.
Most of the father's intelligence genes are on the x chromosome and cannot be passed on to his son.
So a boy’s IQ depends more on his mother..."
"Then give birth to a daughter."
Sheldon thoughtfully: "It turns out that Peggy has a gender advantage."
"Girls are easily emotional, and their energy is easily distracted."
Leonard racked his brains: "The probability that the offspring of a genius is actually a genius is not great. Just look at you and you will know, do you think your parents are geniuses?"
"of course not."
Sheldon shook his head: "My father is too stupid. Although my mother loves me, she also stupidly believes in God."
"That's it."
Leonard clapped his hands and laughed: "So you want to have a child born with the same genetics as you.
The children of Biyadan and Dr. Adler will be stronger in the future.
The focus does not have to be on Adam and Professor Tao. "
Having said this, the halfling's chest stood up: "You can look down~"
The action is too obvious, even Sheldon can't ignore it.
So Sheldon looked down, then shook his head: "Okay, I know what you mean, but you are like them.
Even if I lower the standard and expand the target group, you are also excluded. "
"Oh, eon!"
Leonard shouted helplessly: "Adam has said that lactose intolerance is not a disease, but a natural evolutionary choice."
"forget it."
Sheldon shook his head: "I don't want my future nephew and niece to feel flatulence as soon as I eat purple ice cream."
Seeing that Leonard was not convinced, he still wanted to pester him.
Sheldon picked up a piece of cheese and said to Leonard: "Come on, eat this piece of cheese, if you don't fart, I will let you and my sister applaud!"
"Oh, is it so?"
Before Leonard could speak, there was a faintly smiling voice at the door.
"Ah oh."
Even Sheldon, who didn't understand the world, made an unlucky voice.
"Shelly, can I talk to you alone? Just the two of us!"
Missy waved to Sheldon.
"Why do you suddenly want to chat with me alone? No one wants to be alone with me..."
Sheldon complained, and obediently followed his sister in.
Inside the bedroom.
Sheldon told Missy in detail that he wanted to use her to nurture Sheldon 2.0's grand plan.
"Enough! Shelley sit down!"
Missy couldn't listen anymore, and interrupted: "According to my mother, you are God's special little masterpiece..."
"I always thought of myself as a cuckoo."
Sheldon retorted: "Lay the eggs in a nest like ordinary sparrows, first out of the shell, eat up all the food, and then let the other little sparrows starve to death.
Fortunately for you, the metaphor is over. "
"But for you, it's an unfortunate beginning."
Missy sneered.
She had long suspected that Shelton was pretending to be confused and deliberately attracted everyone’s attention since she was a child, so as to obtain all the resources he wanted The so-called ignorance of humanity and all selfishness is difficult to deal with. Behavior, even if it is not completely pretentious, cannot be explained by subconscious instinct.
More or less the result of active choice.
It's just so smart that most people can't see through it at all.
The cuckoo metaphor he himself said now can actually be regarded as self-exposure.
then.
The big and small Sheldon walked out hand in hand, and the big Sheldon clutched the little Sheldon and announced with difficulty: "Fix my explanation. It is her freedom for Missy to date whom she wants to date."
"Good job!"
Petunia understood everything at a glance.
As a high school girl tyrant, she slaps her yin leg on this leg, but she is also an expert!