Chapter 1128： Adam: Poor baby, you are so skilled that it hurts

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After Misie taught Sheldon the way she was a child, she went with Petunia again.

The three Leonards were too hot and had such wretched eyes as Howard and Rajesh made her feel deeply uncomfortable.

If it weren't for getting to know some of her brother's female neighbors and waiting for Adam, she would have left.

"Missi, you are so charming."

As soon as Petunia returned to the apartment, she sighed: "Even Rajesh, who has never been able to talk to women, took medicine to talk to you and became like this."

"Do you want such a charm?"

Misie asked with a smile.

"Uh."

Petunia stagnated.

Usually a wretched Howard, she doesn't want to go there often to play.

If you add another Rajesh who is crazy with medicine, she shouldn't pass it at all.

She couldn't bear this kind of charm.

"So, Missy, you are so to Sheldon, don't Mrs. Cooper say you?"

Petunia quickly changed the subject and made a kicking motion.

"She will be fine if she doesn't know."

Missy smiled.

"Will Sheldon make a small report?"

Petunia doubted: "I think he should be able to do it."

"It's really capable."

Missy smiled and nodded: "In fact, since childhood, he often went out to find his mother to make small reports.

Just like when he was nine years old when he went to high school, because math was very good.

Every time his rugby team plays, he has to calculate how to make tactics..."

"football?!"

Petunia was stunned when she heard it, and said unbelievably: "Sheldon and football?"

"Can't believe it."

Misie smiled knowingly: "The two totally unmatched, but it really happened when we were young.

After Xie Li's calculation, the rugby team led by his father Lien Chan won, so Xie Li suddenly became the most popular existence in the school.

There were even murderous female classmates holding him in his arms.

Of course Shelly thinks she wants to "kill him in her arms"..."

"Oh, God."

Petunia was amused and surprised: "Speaking of this treatment, Leonard and the others will definitely be envious."

"It's a pity that they are not as smart as Shelly."

Missy was a little proud: "Using mathematical calculations to design every tactic, not everyone can do it, let alone do it at the age of nine."

"Are you nine years old?"

Petunia was amazed: "I wonder if this can really be done."

"Shelly, Peggy, Adam can do it."

Missy smiled and said, "Shelly and Peggy were super geniuses when they were young.

And Adam is the bigger and smarter, and now even Shelly is overwhelmed by him, seeing him as a genius like Peggy.

In the early years, the Texas Three Masters have been circulating, but it is not a joke. "

"No wonder the three of them are good friends."

Penny, the scumbag, has a little admiration for this kind of legend of learning tyrants.

Especially these three handsome men and beautiful women make the charm of Xueba more convincing.

"After that, my grandmother is going to ask Shelley to help her calculate the winning percentage and help her gamble."

Missy glanced at her and continued.

"impossible!"

Petunia was dumbfounded.

If it is said that calculating tactics for rugby makes her slap her tongue, using mathematical calculations to gamble, which is directly linked to money, still makes her feel more substituting.

Money is touching.

"In their eyes, it is just a simple question of memory and probability."

Missy shrugged.

"Then why don't they organize a team to sweep Las Vegas..."

Petunia said subconsciously, but at Misie's smile, she said awkwardly: "That's what I said."

"You don't need to form a group, they can go alone."

Missy smiled and said, "It's just that Shelly can't do it. His mental quality is too bad and his acting skills are not good.

If it is really past, it must be discovered the first time, and then driven out. "

"That's true."

Petunia nodded: "Adam and Peggy don't need this money either."

"In short, Shirley was entangled by his father and grandmother because of his good maths, so he didn't have time to do his homework."

Misie turned the subject back again: "It caused him to get a B in his homework for the first time, which immediately stimulated him.

Let him give a small report to his mother for the first time.

Dad and grandmother brought us innocent together, everyone was scolded severely, let us not affect his study. "

"B stimulated him?"

Penny is speechless and curious: "How did he get a B? And there are topics that he can't write?"

"no."

Misie smiled and said, "I was too busy to do my homework, so I wrote the answer to the problem and forgot to write the steps to solve the problem."

"..."

Penny, the scumbag, didn't know what to say. She took a moment to say, "Since he has been a whistleblower since he was a child, then you beat him like that, why didn't he tell Mrs. Cooper?"

"Because he is smart."

Misie sighed: "Anything that provokes us to beat him is because of what he did. It's too much.

Even if he gave a small report, his mother would not stand by him unconditionally.

If he makes small reports on this kind of thing, it will only weaken his power to make small reports.

And he and I will live in the same room.

The armed robot he made couldn't drive me away, and naturally it couldn't protect him from further lessons from me.

So after he was kicked by me, he endured it. "

"So force is the best way to persuade Shelton."

Petunia was thoughtful and inexplicably happy.

"Who should be divided."

Missy didn't want to see her brother being bullied by outsiders, she smiled and said: "A kindly counterattack from relatives is okay.

But outsiders... I wonder if you can't watch high-IQ crime movies?

If you have read the relevant real case records, you will know.

A part of high IQ crimes is because of being bullied, stimulating them to embark on a horrible criminal path. "

"Ha ha."

High school female school bully Penny couldn't help but laugh, but she felt a little uncomfortable in her heart, so she thought about it and said.

"Missi, I heard from Mrs. Cooper that in her eyes, Shelley was going to win the Nobel Prize in Physics, and then she would die alone.

He is so handsome, but he doesn't know anything about men and women and is not interested at all.

Could it also be related to being kicked from a young age to a big one? "

"He doesn't have any physical problems. My mother took him to check it up."

Misie gave her a squint: "It's just that psychologically, that little thing between men and women, compared with exploring the truth of the universe, is a waste of time and meaningless."

"But Leonard is not like that."

Petunia retorted with a smile.

"That's because they are not at the top."

Missy smiled and said, "I can't understand it if I haven't reached that level."

"Peggy and Adam, I heard they are very affectionate~"

Petunia was still not persuaded.

"Everyone is different."

Missy smiled unchanged: "You haven't seen what Peggy was like before.

Before she and Adam were together, she was almost the same as Shelly, only interested in scientific research.

If one day in the future, Shelly can meet the right person, don't be surprised that he will fall in love.

I just want to meet such a woman who can match his IQ and can tolerate his various strange behaviors. Maybe I really look forward to the future intelligent robot companion.

Or simply the alien came to pick him up. "

Boom boom boom.

At this time, the door was knocked.

"It's not Sheldon."

Petunia smiled and said, then got up to open the door.

Missy smiled helplessly.

My old brother's three obsessive-compulsive knocks on the door are simply too distinctive.

"Hi Leonard."

As soon as Petunia opened the door, she saw Leonard standing proudly in the doorway.

"Hi Petunia, how are you doing?"

Leonard entangled: "The guy named Mick who dated you recently, are you still dating?"

"That's it."

Petunia was surprised: "What's the matter?"

"fine."

Leonard was relieved. In normal times, he would definitely want to ask "what's the matter".

But at this moment he was too lazy to ask, and his voice immediately changed: "By the way, can I talk to Missy?"

"……sure."

Petunia was stunned by Leonard's turn of anger. She smiled and called out, "Misie!"

"Hello, Leonard, what's the matter?"

Missy walked over and asked with a smile.

"I have confirmed with Adam. He is very busy. I guess there is no time for dinner with you. I want to know if you would like to have dinner with me?"

Leonard expected.

"You are so sweet..."

Missy first complimented, and then her voice changed: "But, no, thank you."

"Did you make other arrangements or..."

Leonard asked.

"Do not."

Missy just smiled and shook her head without giving any explanation.

"……All right."

Leonard stayed in a daze, did not have the courage to continue to ask: "I wish you a happy tonight, goodbye."

When the apartment door was closed, Leonard walked back blankly and said to everyone: "Adam was right. Sure enough, there were some problems that we didn't expect..."

"What is it?"

Rajesh asked.

"I do not know either."

Leonard was still a little confused, and looked at Adam who was sitting on the sofa laughing: "Adam, can you tell us?"

"Don't laugh."

Adam smiled and said, "You can't not know."

"We really don't know."

Leonard shouted.

"No matter, it's my turn."

Howard couldn't wait, got up and walked out.

Adam motioned to silence everyone and began to watch the show.

He had just arrived, and as soon as he entered the door, he saw Leonard and the three arguing over who was qualified to go to Pao Misie.

Seeing him coming, I immediately asked them carefully if they could pursue Misie, and after getting affirmation from Adam, they became excited again.

They are all friends, and they can't be too violent and bloody.

Fortunately, they have their way, and it is still a glory showdown.

So they picked up the somatosensory game and began to strike **** the computer. Whoever wins the boxing match will have the upper hand.

Adam kindly reminded them of what seemed to be forgotten.

They didn't remember at all, they had a good start, and Misie didn't look down on them at all.

Therefore, when boxing champion Leonard went over to invite Misie with pride, he was knocked unconscious by the sudden refusal to punch him.

Howard had already walked over with his wand at this time, knocked on the opposite door, and saw Missy.

"Missi, do you like magic?"

"I don't like it very much, no, I don't like it."

Missy shook her head.

"Then you are lucky, after this time, you will like magic."

Howard was a lot thicker than Leonard. He didn't care about Missy's refusal, and started his own lame performance: "Look, this is an ordinary cane..."

The cane turns into a yellow handkerchief, and it says: "Would you like to date me?"

"Do not!"

Missy's attitude remained firm.

Howard was not discouraged, humming a small tune, swinging his arms, but simply gave up the technique of diverting people's attention to achieve magical effects.

Because he couldn't do it at all, he took out another yellow handkerchief he had prepared in advance from his sleeve, and said: "Are you sure?"

With Howard's expression, the magic effect is zero, and the comic effect pierces the sky.

"..."

Missy could not laugh or cry, but still smiled awkwardly and politely, and then slowly closed the door.

Howard was still not discouraged, holding the yellow handkerchief, constantly moving, trying to make Missy see when she looked back and change her mind, until the door was completely closed.

Opposite the apartment, Adam couldn't help laughing anymore.

I have to say that Howard's funny talent in this area is definitely at the level of super genius.

In the previous Chinese version, only Zhang Dapao can fully restore his funnyness, but he can't restore his coquettishness.

Because Howard is so coquettish.

"Ok, magic is just magic after all."

Howard was not embarrassed.

There are too many things that are embarrassing than this.

"That's how **** your magic is."

Adam smiled and said, "I think you have seen too much of your idol Barney Stimson to pick up girls with magic tricks, and then you learned it on purpose?

Just comparing with him, you are too perfunctory.

Of course, it also has something to do with the target you choose.

Barney, who is skilled in magic and magnificent, chooses goals that are very brainless, and there is a certain probability that he will fail.

Not to mention you being so perfunctory, you even targeted a strong woman like Missy.

"Asshole in your sleeve pocket, get out!" "If you don't leave, I'll call the police!" "Go to hell, pervert! "Wait and so on, the prediction words prepared in advance are useless, right? "

Emmm.

This kind of magic is actually a probability of spelling out the reaction of most people in advance, and then be prepared.

When the reaction is right, the marksmanship appears accurate.

Because the big data analysis is based on the general reaction of most people, as long as you prepare in advance, the probability of success is actually not low.

Of course, it doesn't matter if you don't match up, just choose the next one.

"how do you know?"

Howard smiled awkwardly.

At Leonard's strong request, from the sleeves of their pockets, they took out yellow handkerchiefs with notes written in advance, and they had all kinds of words.

"You are so experienced..."

Adam looked at the various yellow handkerchiefs piled into hills, his eyes swept across the various verbal abuses on it, and exclaimed This was unsuccessful, indicating that it was not that you did not work hard enough, it was really because of you. "

"..."

The corner of Howard's mouth twitched.

No matter how well he prepared, he predicted that the magic should be very shocking.

Even if it is unsuccessful, the other party will swear a few words in order to accumulate the verbal database next time.

But Missy didn't even scold him.

This makes him a little speechless.

In particular, Adam’s expression of "your success is not that you did not work hard enough, but that you are too wretched and you have worked hard."

It made him not want to talk even more.

How can he change this!