TBBT4A apartment.
"The big guys are here."
While she was talking, Petunia walked in wearing suspenders and hot pants: "What are you talking about?"
"We are all praising your perfection~"
Howard's eyes were fixed on Petunia, and his mouth blurted out.
"I said, don't!"
Petunia sternly raised her fingers.
"We are comforting Leonard."
Adam glanced at Petunia.
"Oh, I heard."
Petunia looked at Leonard with pity: "It's a shame that you broke up with Stephanie, but I believe you will find a better one."
"Hope."
Leonard gave a wry smile.
"This is true."
Adam smiled meaningfully: "Seriously, Stephanie is really not a good partner, and I might have to thank you Penny for breaking up this time."
"I?"
Petunia smiled stiffly, and said awkwardly: "What does this have to do with me?"
"Don't be humble."
Leonard suppressed the sadness of breaking up and subconsciously praised Petunia for her coveting and unsuccessfulness.
"Before you told me that my feelings are also very important. If I feel that I have too much relationship with Stephanie, I can tell."
"Did you see it?"
Adam smiled playfully: "Don't Leonard need to thank you?
In fact, it's more than that. As long as you usually dress up with this one, you can help Leonard drive away many girlfriends who are not suitable for him~"
"what?!"
Petunia and Leonard shouted in unison.
"I do not have."
Petunia went on to deny the second sentence.
"Rajesh, do you think Leonard's girlfriend would be a little jealous if she sees such a Penny coming to visit?"
Adam looked at Rajesh.
"..."
Rajesh, who couldn't speak, looked dumbfounded.
Why ask him?
"of course!"
Howard said trivially: "Penny, the good figure you showed off can make most women jealous.
If Leonard still has a girlfriend, he will definitely feel threatened, and maybe he will break Leonard's relationship with you. "
"This is the truth."
Sheldon said straightforwardly: "Stephanie stayed overnight and got up in the morning. Seeing Petunia dressed up like this coming in and drinking coffee, she directly questioned Leonard.
Leonard was so scared that he said, ‘I have nothing to do with her, I swear’.
I even testified to him.
Leonard thought, but never succeeded..."
"You don't need to introduce us!"
Leonard couldn't listen anymore and interrupted Sheldon with staring eyes.
"You are welcome."
Sheldon accepted the gratitude frankly, and shrugged: "Why are you so nervous every time, especially for someone who has been almost squeezed out of adult work recently, you should be the most peaceful."
"If I were not peaceful enough, I would have picked up my lightsaber and killed you!"
Leonard gritted his teeth.
"You can try, but you know you will never succeed."
Sheldon smiled.
"I really don't."
Seeing Leonard and Sheldon quarreling, Petunia didn't bother to look at them again, and she looked directly at Adam and explained.
"I always wear this dress at home, and to be honest, it's not a big deal, right?"
She always couldn't find anyone in an area who hadn't seen her frankly, and she was proud of all kinds of free attire by her heart.
This dress is considered conservative to her.
"It's really nothing!"
Adam hadn't spoken yet, Howard was holding the phone, suddenly excited.
"Penny, I must say, you are so imaginative, I think I am definitely more suitable for you than Mike~"
"what?"
Petunia stayed for a while.
Mike is her new handsome, handsome and rich new boyfriend.
"I mean, elevators, parks, movie theaters, restaurants are actually nothing."
Howard winked his eyes and said, "We can have more choices."
"Oh, mygod!"
Petunia probably guessed something.
"Yes, you really love this sentence."
Howard wretched.
"what are you saying?"
Leonard was puzzled, grabbed Howard's phone, glanced at it, and put it away immediately.
"show me!"
Exclaimed Petunia.
"J."
Leonard persuaded.
"Leinard, give it to me!"
Petunia gritted her teeth.
"The sentence is right, but the name is wrong~"
Howard interjected again wretchedly.
"To shut up!"
Leonard glared at Howard fiercely, and then under Penny's threat, he could only pass the phone to Penny, and still not forget to persuade: "Don't be too angry when you see it."
"I'm going to kill that bastard!!!"
Petunia took a look, and immediately exploded in anger, dropped the phone, and walked out.
"what happened?"
After the door was closed, Rajesh exhaled heavily, and then asked impatiently.
"Penny’s new boyfriend posted all his and Penny’s hijacking process on the blog."
Howard smiled: "I can only say that it is Penny!"
"Let me see, I see~"
Rajesh also immediately possessed Zeng Xiaoxian.
"Howard, how did you find it?"
Adam curiously asked.
"Because I go online?"
Howard said with a guilty conscience.
"haha, really?"
Adam glanced at the content of the blog and said with a smile: "This blog is written by Penny's new boyfriend. You don't know each other, so it's impossible to pay attention to it in advance.
If this is something very Liu Bei's, you have always been in Liu Bei's Shu Kingdom, and you saw and recognized the heroine as Penny at first sight. I'm not surprised.
After all, in reality, it is not that the strange thing that did not happen when I went to Liu Bei's Shu Kingdom for sightseeing, but found that my girlfriend was working there.
But the explosiveness of this blog, except that the heroine is someone we know, it's really not too exaggerated and won't arouse too many people's interest at all.
The sparse pageviews also proved this.
So the question is, how exactly did you find it the first time? "
"this……"
Howard German plug.
"Yeah, Howard, how did you do it?"
Leonard also noticed the problem, his eyes were like a knife.
"Well, I admit that I am a little concerned about Petunia."
Howard said in a showdown: "I sometimes see if there is anything abnormal to send her any disgusting emails.
If there is any, I will delete it in advance for her. This is the kindness of being a friend.
Then I just received a notice that some inmates in Michigan State Prison saw some extremely unfriendly emails sent to Penny.
So I followed the vine and found out the content that was very unfriendly to Petunia.
Petunia should thank me! "
"You hacked her mailbox?!"
Leonard shouted: "howdareyou!"
"You have to be careful."
Adam looked at Howard playfully: "Today you can hack other people's mailboxes and steal other people's privacy. Be careful one day you will also be rehabilitated by others.
Petunia got used to it and let it go after a while.
But if you, uh, according to your mother, the "dirty little privacy" was photographed and spread out, how long do you think you can let go? "
"I will remind him for the rest of my life."
Rajesh grinned.
"Me too!"
Leonard murmured: "I really look forward to that day!"
"If he treats his friends like this again, I believe that day will not be far away."
Adam looked at Howard with a smile.
"I'm wrong."
Howard instantly understood that this was Adam warning himself, and immediately counseled, apologizing: "I will never do this kind of thing again."
"Let's look at it again."
Adam smiled non-committal.
Howard was silent.
His hacking skills are not too high, and there are many and many people who can hack him in turn.
And although he doesn't know if Adam has hacking skills, he knows that Adam has the ability to make money.
And those who have the ability to make money are generally very black in their hearts.
It is the greatest darkness and terror that annoys those who have the ability to make money.
"This Mike is too bastard..."
Leonard looked at the details described on the blog with a very complicated tone, and the envy that the thick hatred in the condemnation could not be replaced by it was almost overflowing.
"Just rejoice."
Adam smiled and said: "The current technology is not developed enough. Whenever any mobile phone can take selfie videos, it would be really shameful to encounter this kind of thing again."
The imagination of the text is indeed great, but the impact of the video is stronger.
Today’s American TV series are in 2008, and it’s less than the era when you can take selfies with just a mobile phone.
Otherwise, no one would doubt how Howard knew about it in the first place.
Because Howard, who has been mingling with Liu Beishu, does not find out that Liu Beishu’s new debut heroine is his friend Petunia, it would be strange.
Thinking of this, Adam also thanked Chandler and Monica.
Don't take selfies when it's okay, especially this kind of thing.
Because of the ubiquitous hackers, a mountain is stronger than a mountain.
No one knows when this kind of information will be leaked out, and the shame is not weak to a certain extent, and he really can't stand the situation of social death.
Fortunately, Adam has high-definition image-like memory and can be encrypted, otherwise he would really miss a lot of beautiful souvenirs.
"Restaurant?"
Shelton exploded as soon as he heard: "Which restaurant? They violated the sanitary regulations!"
"Don't be nervous, it's not the restaurant you've been to."
Leonard immediately calmed down.
"how do you know?"
Shelton could not accept the statement: "You are not there again!"
"..."
Leonard only felt a knife in the chest and stared at Sheldon ill-tempered. Seeing Sheldon walking outside, he had an ominous premonition in his heart: "What are you going to do?"
"I'm going to ask Petunia what restaurants she ruined. These restaurants will be places we forbidden to go to in the future."
Sheldon called.
"do not go!"
Leonard grabbed Sheldon: "Penny is so angry at this time, are you going to ask these questions?"
"certainly!"
Sheldon said confidently: "She violated the health regulations, this matter is the most important thing, Adam, you are a doctor, for you!"
"Ahem."
Adam coughed slightly: "I read the blog, they just made out in the restaurant, and they didn't contaminate the food."
"what?"
Sheldon looked at Adam in shock: "How can you say that!"
"None of these are the most important."
Adam didn't want to be entangled in this topic, and looked at Leonard: "I think you'd better go and talk to Petunia.
If possible, go to the movie theaters and elevators they've been to and find a way to delete those videos.
Otherwise, maybe someday Howard will really remind you to watch Petunia's little movie. "
"Do not!"
Leonard yelled and ran over.
"Damn it, why didn't I think of this!"
Howard secretly blamed himself.
Right door.
TBBT4B apartment.
"Sonofabitch!"
As soon as Leonard walked over, she saw Petunia being an angry incarnation of the son of the beach and threw her phone directly.
"Oh my god, I feel so betrayed and humiliated, I really want to dig a hole in and die."
Petunia glanced at Leonard who came in, and cried, covering her face.
"Well, this is actually not the worst. This is just a portrayal of a passionate woman who is open to express her feelings in a non-traditional location..."
Leonard tried his best to describe this matter in vague and neutral terms.
"Tell me the truth, am I an idiot looking for bastards?"
Petunia laughed at herself.
"No, absolutely not."
Leonard secretly rejoiced that this question was not in their apartment, otherwise Sheldon would definitely say for the first time, ‘I’m not sure if I’m looking for a bastard, but an idiot...’, he quickly reassured him and denied it.
"That means I'm looking for good men, just because I met me, I turned them into bastards?"
Petunia's mind was broken because of anger.
"That's not the case."
Leonard shook his head again.
"There are only these two options, which one is it?"
Petunia didn't listen at all.
"...Sorry, what are those two options?"
Leonard was stunned. Seeing Petunia staring at him, he couldn't help but smiled helplessly: "This kind of thing is actually nothing, you don't need to be embarrassed about it."
"Really?"
Petunia was overjoyed: "Do you think I overreacted? I'm like that. I often overreact. Do you think I should apologize to Mike?"
"No, I definitely didn't mean it!"
Leonard cried silently.
"Then what do you mean?"
Petunia frowned.
"..."
Leonard only felt that he couldn't keep up with Petunia's thinking at all.
Seeing that Petunia not only forgave the **** Mike, she was also ready to apologize to him in turn, and couldn't help but remind her.
"None of this is important. The most important thing now is that you should think about what time and in which elevators and movie theaters have you been intimate with him?"
"You gossip like that too?!"
Petunia said angrily.
"no."
Leonard said helplessly: "Don't you know that many elevators and movie theaters are equipped with surveillance?"
"what?"
Petunia stayed for a while, and then uttered a louder beach shout: "sonofabitch!!!"
Right door.
TBBT4A apartment.
"Leinard actually said it?"
Everyone clearly heard Petunia's cry, Howard was surprised that Leonard really dared to say it.
"He is not you."
Adam looked at Howard: "At this time, I said to Petunia that the natural risk is very high, and it is easy to make her more angry.
But Leonard definitely doesn't want one day in the future. He clicked on the link you sent, only to find that it was Petunia's little movie! "
boom!
There was a heavy closing of the door Petunia went to find the **** Mike. "
Leonard walked in anxiously and stared at him eagerly: "Adam, can you help Petunia eliminate those videos?"
"It's not impossible."
Adam glanced at Leonard and didn't refuse: "But the premise is that Petunia really cares, and she must provide the time and location. If she forgets, I can't help it."
"She will not forget."
Leonard said quickly.
"Don't be so sure."
Adam shook his head and smiled: "Can you remember what you ate a few months ago?"
Leonard: "..."