Chapter 1164： Schrodinger’s cat, Sao Hippo’s dance

TBBT4A apartment.

"Adam..."

Leonard's brows were frowned like a subway master looking at his cell phone.

"Don't get me wrong, this is just a metaphor, not a connotation."

Adam smiled knowingly: "After all, neither you nor Petunia have high-definition image-like memory, so you can't remember exactly what you did in the past few months."

"Penny and that Mike only talked for two weeks."

Leonard corrected.

"I know."

Adam smiled: "But before Mike, Petunia wasn't always single. Do you think Petunia was only extremely passionate about this Mike?"

"..."

Leonard was speechless.

Don't want to know it, just think of it.

God knows how much Petunia has talked about before, and how many times she has been enthusiastic. Now we can only hope that the longer there will be, the less surveillance of public areas, the better.

God, this is America, not Europe!

Emmm.

In the eyes of Americans in the American drama world, Europe is the representative of turmoil.

Otherwise, Meredith wouldn't have a 100-day trip to Europe with his girlfriends.

"Let me check?"

Howard was eager to try, but the first thing he looked at was Adam. After Adam nodded, he took out his phone and started searching.

"Huh, there isn't any."

After searching for a while, Howard was surprised.

"Did you see it?"

Leonard was immediately relieved, and said proudly: "Penny is not the kind of person you imagine, it's all the fault of that **** Mike!"

"Which bastard's fault made Penny find this **** Mike again?"

Howard mocked.

"To shut up!"

Leonard yelled in anger, and then said aggrieved: "How did I know that Petunia's logic became like this?"

"This is a good thing."

Adam shrugged and said: "At the very least, the difficulty has been greatly reduced, although Penny may become famous one day in the future.

Then he was recognized and turned out the small video that had been in the dust for a long time, but fortunately, the probability was not high. "

"This is the truth."

Sheldon nodded and said: "Penny's chances of becoming famous are indeed not great."

"Don't say that, Petunia!"

Leonard glared at Sheldon: "Penny looks so good, even if the income is difficult, she has always insisted on paying to learn acting.

She is a qualified actor. Why is the chance of her becoming famous? "

"Because of you."

Adam smiled slightly.

"I?"

Leonard was taken aback.

"Yes."

Adam smiled and said, "Because you definitely don't want her to be famous."

"This is the truth."

Howard echoed: "Penny is not famous now, and she doesn't want to give Leonard a chance, let alone become famous.

And once she becomes famous, she will definitely learn from her predecessors, leave the first time and go to rent a big house to live.

There are all kinds of staff coming in and out, so how can I have time to take care of us? "

"I do not have."

Leonard concealed: "I have always hoped that Penny is good... Besides, if I can really get what I want, how can I still live with Sheldon?"

"Because God does not exist."

Sheldon said straightforwardly.

As everyone joked, the door was pushed open again, and Petunia shouted at Leonard angrily: "Thank you for your stupid suggestion!"

After saying that he slammed the door and left.

"Unbelievable, you can even screw up things you screwed up again."

Howard teased.

"Go ahead, Petunia's boyfriend."

Adam smiled.

"..."

Leonard's face was embarrassed, but Penny was still worried. He couldn't help but got up and walked over, laughing at herself: "Well, I am indeed a male best friend."

According to Howard, this kind of normal man's approach at all times is to take advantage of the void.

Leonard had always denied that he had this attempt before, and Howard nicknamed him a **** friend and boyfriend.

TBBT4B apartment.

"I'm back again."

Leonard whispered.

"Sorry, I shouldn't have yelled at you."

Petunia apologized while crying.

"It doesn't matter, who made me your...friend."

Leonard wanted to complain, but he didn't dare to say this to his male girlfriend, otherwise he had a hunch that Petunia might take it seriously.

He doesn't want to be a real girlfriend!

"what happened?"

"I went to Mike's house to get back together, but he already has a new love."

Petunia cried.

"Already? His Flash."

Leonard was dumbfounded.

"That's what I told the woman who hooked his neck with her leg."

Petunia cried: "Do you know what is more pathetic?"

"what?"

Leonard subconsciously said.

"It's even sadder that they don't even know who the Flash is."

Petunia cried even more sadly: "But I know it, and even quote it casually!"

"..."

Leonard's mouth twitched, he understood what Petunia meant, but he still wanted to redeem the positive influence they had on her.

"It's nothing, it's their ignorance and appreciation.

Penny, think about it, one day in the future, if you can act as a female superhero such as Wonder Woman, isn't the current understanding also a kind of accumulation and fun. "

"I don't want to be a superhero. I have artistic pursuits and want to win an Oscar as a queen."

Petunia cried.

In the performing arts circle in the American drama world, acting in artistic films is the best, and it is the easiest to get an Oscar.

And popcorn blockbusters such as superheroes are used to make money.

Any actor who has a bit of artistic pursuits is actually not a superhero, at least in 2008.

In the future, with all kinds of superhero blockbusters, the Oscars will be really fragrant.

But now Petunia is an actor with aspirations.

"..."

Leonard was going crazy and said helplessly: "Adam knows the Flash. He likes superheroes just like us."

"real?"

Petunia wiped her tears and looked at Leonard.

"of course it's true."

Leonard saw that Adam had raised their cards effectively to enhance the status of these two thorn apes, and the corners of his mouth suddenly curled up: "Adam's love is not weaker than any of us."

"All right."

Petunia thought for a while and nodded noncommittal.

"You do not believe?"

Leonard was anxious: "This is true."

"I believe."

Petunia shook her head and said, "It's just that his way of liking may be different from yours."

She is also in the showbiz, even the outermost periphery.

But I probably guessed that Adam’s way of liking must have real-person interactions, which is completely different from Leonard's pure imagination.

"I finished playing with him, no, I finished playing with the handsome and rich men."

Petunia choked and said, "From now on I only hope to go out with a kind-hearted man who cares about me honestly."

"..."

Leonard's mouth twitched again.

How could this sound so awkward, especially after Adam had taught them the concepts of tiredness, honest people, and pick-ups before Adam.

But he still suppressed this weirdness, took a deep breath, bravely rushed out of the comfort zone of the male girlfriend, and tentatively said: "How am I?"

"What are you doing?"

Petunia didn't react for a while.

"I mean, how about dating me?"

Leonard had a showdown.

After a few minutes.

After Leonard opened the door and came in, he waved his short hands and short legs and began to dance violently.

"What is he doing?"

Rajesh was dumbfounded.

"This is the dance of the happy hippo in Fantasia."

Sheldon said solemnly: "I guess Leonard must have been watching a fantasia with Petunia just now."

"No, no, no, this should be the pre-dance in Leonard's legend."

Howard thoughtfully: "Did he really take advantage of the vain and succeeded, **** it, I would have come to comfort her if I knew it."

"Yes, anyone can do it."

Adam teased and looked at Leonard: "Leonard, what is so happy?"

"I have an appointment with Petunia."

Leonard danced and laughed.

"congratulations."

Adam smiled and said, "It seems that Penny will be your girlfriend soon. Have you asked about the time and place of your future girlfriend's short movie?"

Huh!

The dance stopped abruptly.

Leonard almost fell and twisted to his waist.

"Not yet said."

Leonard said sadly: "Penny was so sad at the time, I didn't say..."

Then he talked about the chat with Petunia.

"That Mike is not the Flash."

Adam glanced at Rajesh and said with a smile: "The reason why he looks so fast, maybe Petunia was green before, so it’s fine."

"Yes."

Leonard suddenly realized: "That **** Mike must have hooked up with that woman long ago, he is too much."

"Of course there is another possibility."

Adam corrected: "That is his relationship with that woman, just like your relationship with Petunia.

It's just that at the moment he broke up, he immediately did what you wanted to do but didn't have the guts to do. "

"..."

Leonard was speechless.

Let you say everything, do you want to be so rigorous!

"Learned, learned."

Howard murmured.

"What did you learn again?"

Leonard disgusted.

"I know why Mike is so liked by Petunia~"

Howard winked his eyes and said, "You can learn too~"

"That also wants you to have a chance."

Adam hurriedly interrupted Howard's unspeakable anger: "Leinard, that's fine.

If Penny becomes your girlfriend, I will be more motivated to help her eliminate the small videos that may exist because of your face. "

"thanks."

Leonard thanked him sincerely, and then glared at Howard: "Did you see it? This is what a friend should do!"

"Every friend is different."

Howard shrugged: "I'm also helping you, and more than once."

"What did you do for me?"

Leonard complained.

"Look!"

Howard put his phone in front of Leonard's eyes: "The latest outdoor camera, when you come back from the date, we can record the results of your date.

Then analyze, this is the black box of your relationship crash, and it is also the biggest support for your next relationship! "

"We will not crash!"

Leonard yelled, then picked up the asthma spray and began to breathe into his mouth: "Damn it! I think I made a mistake."

"You mean about Petunia?"

Adam knew it.

"Um."

Leonard said uneasyly: "I can finally date Penny, but I am not excited at all, but rather disgusting, it's all because of Howard!"

"thanks."

Howard has no sense of shame: "You are always welcome to let me join your fantasy and make you sick~"

"To shut up!"

Leonard cursed, then pulled the collar of his neck and said nervously: "This date may be the only chance for me and Petunia to be together. What if I mess up?"

"Schrodinger's cat."

Adam's words are concise and concise.

"...Yes, Adam, you are so smart."

Leonard was stunned, and immediately understood the series of comforting explanations behind this word.

"In 1935, Owen Schrödinger proposed an experiment in order to explain the Copenhagen school's quantum mechanics interpretation.

Put a cat and a sealed bottle of poison into the box. The poison may leak at any time..."

Sheldon turned his head to look at Howard, and started to popular science seriously.

"I know what Schrodinger's cat is!"

Howard was speechless.

"Of course you know..."

Sheldon said perfunctorily and continued to look at Howard: "No one knows if the poison leaked or when it leaked.

Then the cat can be considered both alive and dead before opening the box.

Adam uses Schrödinger's cat to explain Leonard's current dilemma.

In other words, Leonard and Petunia's potential relationship can be good or bad now..."

"I know!!!"

Howard gritted his teeth and shouted: "Leinard now only knows the result if he goes on a date with Petunia."

"No, no, no."

Sheldon shook his head immediately: "You still don't understand, let me tell you from the beginning, 1935..."

"Sit down and don't do it."

Adam saw that Mr. Vorowitz was bouncing up angrily by Sheldon, ready to do it, and immediately glanced at him.

"Ok."

Howard's short and thin body sat back in an instant like a spring.

"Leinard, don't be nervous."

Adam comforted: "Not talking about Schrodinger's cat, just talking about this date. It's not your first date with Petunia.

And believe me, you absolutely want to date her this time. "

"why?"

Leonard was puzzled: "Is there anything to say in this?"

"Of course there is."

Adam looked around: "Have you never heard the theory of three dates?"

"What is the theory of three dates?"

Leonard, Howard, and Rajesh shouted in unison.

"Ha ha."

Adam looked at the three people who were at a loss and couldn't help but smile: "In common sense, you can try to give a high five on the third date.

If Leonard wants to high-five with Petunia, he must also come to this point.

And if you don’t leave because you are worried, then the follow-up progress will be slower.

Do the math and you will know.

You and Petunia realized that the first date was more than a month.

It has been more than half a year since the first date.

In theory, your failure this time and the third date is estimated to be a year younger.

This adds up to almost two years.

And if the second date is not completed as soon as possible now, the timeline will become longer and longer, and two years may be a luxury by then.

Maybe it's impossible for you and Petunia for the rest of your life. "

"It's common sense that you can give a high five on three dates?"

Howard was incredible: "Who can think of this?"

"Of course you can't think of it."

Adam smiled and said, "After all, who of you has been in love sincerely?"

"..."

Everyone was speechless.

"That's right, I must go!"

When Leonard heard this, he made up his mind to participate in the second date as soon as possible.

Even if it fails, it is to speed up the third date.