Chapter 1199： Dolphin lovers, fantasy girlfriend

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Sean went to fight a kite.

It's almost noon.

Everyone came together.

"What's wrong?"

Adam was surprised.

"Howard was beaten."

Sean was straightforward.

"Battered by a woman."

Leonard sighed with a smile.

"I was beaten by the woman he thought to wink at him and then followed."

Rajesh mocked.

"well played!"

Adam concluded.

"..."

Howard arched his body, clutching his stomach, grinning in pain, "Adam, help me!"

"You deserve you to know?"

Adam asked Howard to lie down and vomited while checking on his injuries.

"You can't blame me!"

Howard retorted: "She really glared at me at the time."

"That is one of the three delusions of men."

Adam ridiculed: "To borrow Leonard's original sentence, when you see the dolphins, you feel that the dolphins are glaring at you and like you, because you are completely hormonal."

"My fault, don't insult the dolphins."

Leonard laughed.

"Too."

Adam nodded in agreement: "Dolphins are so cute, and dolphin lovers do exist, but the dolphin lovers of others are derived from the sound of dolphin, and you want to be a dolphin. That is completely two concepts."

"Dolphin lovers? What a beautiful name, there must be a very moving story in it."

When Leonard heard it, he was very interested: "Adam, tell us about it."

Emmm.

He went back to talk to Penny as a good talker, as a pre-work effort.

"That is indeed a poignant and moving story...but forget it, the Buddha said that it is not to be said."

Adam smiled.

"Talk about it, give us a long view!"

Leonard stared blankly.

"Adam, you said, I would like to know what is different about this dolphin lover!"

Howard was not convinced.

"Okay, I'll just say a few words."

Adam cut the complex and simplified it, omitting a lot of details and speaking: "This is the story of a tuner who is good at tuning dolphin sounds..."

"It's a poignant and romantic love story."

Sean pursed his lips and nodded.

Recently, his relationship with Carly is progressing well, so he has a more common sense of feelings.

"right."

Adam almost didn't hold his laugh.

The story is roughly correct, but a whole chorus and a large number of reserve personnel outside the audition have been condensed into a heroine, and other places of irritation have also been deleted. This is not a romantic love story. .

"indeed."

Leonard nodded joyfully.

When I go back tonight, I can talk again, so I don’t have to wear unsuitable masculine costumes and dance all kinds of dances to make Petunia happy.

"Leonard, didn't Petunia like singing for a while."

Adam smiled and said: "If you run into this dolphin lover, I'm afraid you will soon be able to sing in the music scene, at least you won't be able to open your voice and force you to run around."

"How can there be such a legendary tuner."

Shelton complained: "Penny’s voice is not well-tuned by anyone."

"Right."

Adam nodded.

There is really no chance for Petunia to be like this.

"Oh oh, oh oh!"

Howard yelled for a while: "Adam, please be gentle."

"I know it hurts now?"

Adam looked at him: "Why did you go early? Fortunately, this woman is more particular. She didn't hit someone in the face, otherwise it's up to you to tell Bernadette!"

"What can't you say?"

Howard insisted: "My relationship with her has not been determined. We are now an open relationship. I can find anyone. This is also a lot of fish!"

"Just your broken net still want to fish more!"

Adam sneered: "It would be nice to fasten Bernadette. If you missed this village, I promise you will regret it forever!"

"Do you think I can't find anything better than Bernadette?"

Howard was not convinced.

"of course not."

Adam shook his head.

"That's not enough."

Howard proudly said.

"I missed Bernadette, you still have Rajesh."

Adam's voice changed.

"Ha ha ha ha."

Leonard burst into laughter immediately: "This is the truth! Howard, don't worry, you missed Bernadette, although no more women will follow you, but you still have Rajesh to protect you."

"Why should I support the bottom?"

Rajesh cried out dissatisfied.

Everyone looked at him, and Howard glared at him directly, because his tone was accented on the bottom, not on the basis of me.

"Howard, trust my vision, if you don't want to live a safe life, then pursue Bernadette with your heart."

Adam put away his smile and said solemnly.

"Do you really think so?"

Howard hesitated.

"Bernadette is pretty good. If Petunia is not for my hard work, I won't introduce it to you at all."

Leonard murmured: "What else do you have to consider?"

"I do not know either."

Howard annoyed: "I'm not sure if Bernadette is the type I like..."

"She doesn't want you to spend money anymore, what do you want?"

Adam hit the nail on the head.

"..."

Howard was speechless, and after he had taken care of his injury, he hurried to the second and third date.

weekend.

Howard went on the third date.

"Homeboys and homegirls, my brother will finally be happy tonight."

Howard wore a sassy bag, and came to the TBBT4A apartment to chat with everyone: "This is my third date with Bernadette. Thanks Adam, I know how to do it tonight."

"Come back later."

Adam smiled and encouraged.

"Come back later? I won't be back at all!"

Howard groaned: "I'm not Leonard!"

"Yes?"

Leonard replied, "Dare you defy Mrs. Vorowitz's curfew? Aren't you afraid of being suspended?"

"...Whatever you say."

Howard took the collar of his suit and walked away.

"I bet a bag of spicy strips and he will return without success."

Adam smiled.

"I believe you."

"I believe you too."

"We all believe in you."

Everyone raised their hands to agree.

"What else to bet on?"

Sean was puzzled.

"You can bet against all of us, if you don't believe it."

Adam joked.

"Although I don't know the reason, I believe you too."

Sean was straightforward.

"Ha ha ha ha."

There was a burst of joyous laughter in the apartment of TBBT4A.

Bernadette apartment is downstairs.

The third date is over.

A pair of small golden boys and girls stood downstairs.

Howard was eager to try, thinking about how to open his mouth and follow Bernadette in, Bernadette said: "Howard, this is our third date."

"Yes."

Howard was overjoyed and nodded again and again.

"You should know what the third date means?"

Bernadette asked.

"happiness!"

Howard blurted out.

"right."

Bernadette is very honest with a scientist, and generously said: "Before we get to that point, I want to ask you, do you want to spend a night alone or do you want to have a serious relationship?"

"..."

Howard was dumbfounded, and asked subconsciously: "There is only one answer to this question, right?"

"Good night."

Bernadette glanced at Howard, then turned and walked towards the apartment building.

"and many more."

Howard was anxious, catching up and saying: "It's not that there is no change from a night to a serious relationship. In fact, any relationship has to go through a night..."

"Come to me before you think about it."

Bernadette stopped, turned around and kissed Howard, then walked in.

"damn it!"

Howard stood downstairs in a daze for a while, then returned to the car, kicked the accelerator and came to the TBBT apartment.

When he got downstairs, he calmed down, then raised his hand to check the time. Instead of going up immediately, he sat in the car, knocking on the steering wheel with one hand, and raising his hand from time to time to see the time.

After staying for half an hour, he couldn't help it anymore and got out of the car and went upstairs.

"Won!"

As soon as he entered the door, he was taken aback, and everyone raised their hands and screamed.

"Just you are ashamed to laugh at me!"

Leonard was the happiest: "Although the timeline for my three dates is longer, but at least three dates can be happy, but what about you?"

"I just don't want to give promises so early."

Howard muttered, and then looked at Adam: "Adam, why didn't you tell me that the third date not only means that you can be happy, but you also have to make choices and promises?"

"I do not know."

Adam spread his hands and said: "Tell me, give us a long view."

"..."

Howard twitched his mouth, talking about the choice Bernadette had asked him to make.

"Are you stupid?"

Leonard murmured: "At this time, naturally you can only choose the second one."

"Yes?"

Petunia squinted at her.

"I'm talking about things I don't know how to choose."

Leonard suddenly laughed: "I don't have to think about it at all, because I only have one answer."

"Damn!"

Howard complained: "If I had the shameless power of Leonard, I would have happiness tonight, Leonard, did Penny promise you?"

"wanted."

Leonard said frankly: "But what she wants is the promise that she can change at any time."

Petunia smiled.

"..."

Howard was speechless and looked at Sean again: "Sean, how about you?"

"We haven't promised yet."

Sean shook his head.

"Our feelings are our promises."

Carly smiled.

"Damn! Why are you so relaxed!"

Howard spit out, then looked at Adam: "Adam, how about you? Never met a woman who asked you to promise?"

This question is gossip, and it instantly attracted everyone's attention.

"No."

Adam smiled reservedly: "I'm generally honest, and my female friends are all geniuses."

"..."

Everyone was speechless.

Everyone knows that you are Sea King, and they are smart enough to know that they shouldn't ask you for a promise, and then they really don't want to ask you for a promise?

All right.

Most people can't, but this person is Adam, so they can only choose to believe.

"Damn!"

Howard was even more injured.

How could he be so difficult!

"By the way, why are you hesitating?"

Petunia said in a puzzled way: "Ordinarily, based on your personality, you must choose the second one. You will get on the boat first!"

"I don't know what's going on."

Howard annoyed: "Indeed, before I changed it, I definitely knew to choose the second one, but when Bernadette asked me seriously just now, I didn't know what to say.

Bernadette is very good, but I always feel that when I want to take a relationship seriously, the other person should be a very special person! "

"How special?"

Petunia was speechless.

"Like Megan Fox in Transformers."

Howard describes his dream lover.

"Trust me, that's it, not as good as you imagined."

Adam patted him on the shoulder and said with certainty.

"..."

Howard's mouth twitched: "Don't tell me you have a leg with Megan Fox?"

Adam laughed and said nothing.

"You really have it!"

Everyone was shocked together.

"Adam, do you know Megan? Can you introduce me to it?"

Petunia said expectantly.

"I don't know Megan Fox!"

Adam shook his head.

He did not know Megan, but he knew Karen’s ex-best friend Jennifer very well in high school. The scene of the sunset and the cliffs of the motorcycle is indeed good.

But it is limited to this.

There are many more beautiful and memorable scenes than this.

"Then you still say that?"

Howard didn't believe it.

"Anyway, just trust me."

Adam smiled and said: "In fact, any female star you fantasize about, you will find that it is completely different from the perfect role in your fantasy.

For you who like fantasy very much, those female celebrities are nothing more than women's dresses with the faces of female celebrities. "

"Alas!"

Petunia had a sudden chill.

"Unfortunately Howard, you are not a copyist."

Sheldon said straightforwardly.

"It's a pity that Rajesh is not a devil."

Leonard complained.

Sheldon was blank, pursed his lips, and nodded.

"If Megan Fox can't do it, so can Katie Sackhoff from Battlestar Galactica."

Howard said another one.

"You can do this."

Adam thought for a while, this is indeed not the one he likes.

"Look!"

Howard proudly said.

"Have you taken drugs?"

Leonard vomited: "The most likely thing is that you are inscribed with the name of Mars in the Universe Veyron with three granaries."

"What you said is too unrealistic."

Howard said embarrassingly: "That movie is almost 20 years old, think about what the granary should have collapsed into."

"Have you really thought about it?"

Petunia felt sick for a while.

"The Storm Girl of the X-Men, Halle Berry, is fine too. I like her dark pearl chocolate type."

Howard once again broke a fantasy object.

Rajesh immediately murmured in Howard's ear.

"Yes, yes, you are also in chocolate..."

Howard pushed Rajesh away and said perfunctorily.

Rajesh smiled triumphantly.

"To be honest, all of your fantasies don't feel as good as Bernadette."

Adam commented: "Cherish the person in front of you, um, cherish the real person in front of you.

Of course, if you are confident enough to make a fake robot girlfriend, a robot reporter, and other household robots, then take it as I didn't say. "

"..."

Howard was speechless He thought, but now the robotic hand hasn't developed enough sensitivity yet.

"Can I insert a word?"

Sheldon raised his hand and said: "From a biological point of view, it is perfectly reasonable for Howard to find the best partner to reproduce offspring."

"Thank you, Sheldon."

Howard was surprised that Shelton supported him and was very happy.

"You want to talk to us about biology?"

Adam smiled: "Then have you considered the perspective of human evolution?"

"I thought about it."

Sheldon nodded: "That is the completely opposite answer."

Howard: "..."