Chapter 1200： Come on, hurt each other!

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tbbt4a apartment.

Everyone was talking and laughing, Leonard went to the bathroom and then walked out on the phone.

"I'm really busy, can we postpone it a little bit to give me some time to prepare? Of course, you know what concerns I have, I can't postpone it until the beginning of spring or next summer..."

"Who is he talking on the phone?"

Petunia looked at her boyfriend's embarrassed and humble tone, feeling a little uncomfortable inexplicably.

He is not so humble to himself.

"Maybe it's Megan Fox."

Howard complained.

"This is actually a good inference. He puts the phone next to his left ear, which is controlled by the left brain, so he is analyzing rationally rather than emotionally, showing that he has no personal relationship with the caller, so you don't have to worry about Petunia."

Sheldon analyzed.

"I worry?"

Petunia couldn't help smiling and said, "You forgot what Leonard said? I'm not Bernadette. I always emphasize that I have the opportunity to change at any time!"

"Should we change?"

Howard couldn't help but answer: "Me and you, Leonard and Bernadette, are all four of us satisfied?"

"To shut up!"

Petunia looked disgusted.

"...No, I didn't expect it to be so long. Well, I don't think I have any other options, so I have to do this..."

Leonard was talking there with a wry smile.

"He talked about something that he had done before. It was unpleasant. He needs to do it again now to show that it should be some kind of invasive medical examination, such as a colonoscopy."

Sheldon continued to analyze, saying this, everyone looked at Adam.

"no."

Adam smiled and said, "Don't you guys see such an obvious situation? This is Leonard's mother talking with him on the phone."

"No, it's impossible!"

Shelton was unwilling to accept: "How could I analyze the error!"

"Because you are not a doctor, you have a little knowledge of many things."

Adam corrected: "Although the left ear is managed by the left and right brains, in most cases it is controlled by the right brain, so it is more sensual and purely personal.

And seeing Leonard so entangled and not wanting to receive it, it must be his mother, Dr. Beverly Hofstadter. "

"Is there no other choice? Not much space, it must be uncomfortable..."

Leonard struggled there again.

"Do not!"

Sheldon glanced at Leonard again and shook his head: "As his roommate, I am too familiar with his expression. It must be a colonoscopy!"

"My mother is coming!"

At this moment, Leonard hung up the phone and said with a constipated face.

puff!

Petunia almost didn't smile.

"Did you see it?"

Adam smiled at Sheldon.

"I see!"

Sheldon was not convinced, and his eyes lit up: "Leinard, is your mother coming to do a colonoscopy for you?"

"..."

Leonard's face darkened.

"perhaps."

Howard joked: "I heard that Leonard's mother is a neurologist, and she is also a related person. Maybe she can really get a colonoscopy, Adam?"

"You still live with your mother!"

Leonard came over.

"Yes, but you have to have a colonoscopy..."

Howard laughed.

"You still live with your mother!"

Leonard interrupted.

"..."

The corner of Howard's mouth twitched.

"Okay, stop talking."

Adam smiled and said, "It’s not shameful to live with my mother. Our parents raised us from childhood to old age. We take care of them. Therefore, it’s actually very reasonable to live together. It’s better to send us to a nursing home when we grow old Good."

In previous lives, many elderly people in nursing homes lived for a period of time. Later, they were more and more privately contracted. Those with houses ran home to eat and live on their own.

Because once privately contracted, the quality of life plummets, it is better to use the money from the minimum guarantee and five guarantees.

This is true for the East, let alone the West, which has long been privately owned.

"thanks."

Howard was moved by that.

Finally someone spoke to him.

Is he still gnawing old when he is so old?

Do not!

He is filial!

"But it's okay to live together, but some good habits need to be maintained."

Adam kindly reminded: "Howard, I heard that you have a bathtub in your house, so I strongly advise you not to soak in the bath for so long each time, after all, it is shared..."

"Alas!"

Petunia disliked it: "It's disgusting!"

"Thank you for giving me the nightmare!"

Howard's mouth twitched: "Let the bathtub go away from me!"

"very good."

Adam reminded again: "It would be best if this can be done, believe me, this is not a nightmare, it's just a precursor to a nightmare."

Howard looked disgusted and uncomfortable.

"Adam, my mother is coming."

Leonard looked at Adam with a smile.

"The parent-child link you most expect is coming, come on!"

Adam said deliberately.

"...Don't tease me."

Leonard smiled bitterly: "I really can't imagine the scene when my mother came over."

"Relax, I can imagine."

Adam teased: "I don't know you yet, you are entangled on the face, but you are actually very eager."

"When the time comes, can you beat the side drum for me and help me?"

Leonard pleaded: "I can't do it alone."

"Don't be so nervous."

Adam comforted: "You forgot, you have a good roommate. I'm afraid that you won't be able to attract enough attention from your mother."

"All right."

Leonard looked at Shelton, the male version of the mother, and nodded to accept the statement.

"You have nothing to say to me?"

Petunia saw Leonard only talk to Adam and Sheldon, and couldn't help but interject: "Can I not see your mother?"

"sure!"

Leonard nodded in delight.

"What do you mean?"

Penny didn't want to see her boyfriend's mother so early, because she was ready to change at any time, but seeing her boyfriend's attitude was another matter, and her eyes became dangerous.

"Nothing, don't you want to see it?"

Leonard said with a smile.

"I don't want to be my business, why don't you want to count it?"

Petunia was dissatisfied.

"It's not that I don't want to...I'm just afraid of you being angry."

Leonard smiled bitterly: "My mother, trust me, you definitely don't want to see it!"

"Do you think your mother would dislike me?"

Petunia couldn't help thinking: "How cute I am, don't I deserve you?"

"Cuteness is not the first criterion for choosing a mate!"

Sheldon sneered: "A scientific family like Leonard, IQ is!"

"Am I stupid?"

Petunia stared at Sheldon: "Our cheesecake shop's menu is so long, it's only two pages full of desserts, I'll memorize them all."

"That's right!"

Leonard immediately agreed: "There is also today's special meal that is changed every day, which is very challenging..."

"enough!"

Petunia interrupted angrily: "I'm not good enough to say it myself, but it's even worse when you say it!"

"Feel sorry."

Leonard slapped the horse's leg with a flattery, and he murmured.

"let it go."

Adam smiled and said: "You are just talking, there is no need to say anything about seeing parents but not seeing them."

"right!"

Leonard nodded repeatedly.

"All right."

Petunia was surprised.

"Adam, you must come by then."

At the end of the party, Leonard pestered Adam and pleaded again and again.

He feels that Adam is there, so he can feel more at ease.

"Okay, it's been a long time since I saw Beverly."

Adam has nothing to do with it.

Two days later.

The tbbt apartment is downstairs.

Petunia walked out of the laundry room with her clothes. She saw a woman standing at the elevator entrance and couldn't help but remind her: "The elevator is broken. You can only take the stairs."

"I know."

The woman glanced at Petunia: "I'm just meditating on the deep meaning of this."

"I think this means that the elevator is not working."

Petunia reminded.

She always feels that this woman is a bit familiar.

"Say it again, I saw the prompt."

The woman lifted her glasses: "But there is a thick layer of ash on the labels and tape, which means that the elevator has been broken for a long time.

It also implies that there are about 24 to 36 residents in this building who are very uninitiated.

Oh, the number of households is inferred from the number of mailboxes and the general urban population density. Perhaps these people have a functional illusion. "

"..."

Petunia was stunned at first, then smiled brightly: "You must be Leonard's mother."

She absolutely didn't believe that anyone else in their building would have such a wonderful family and friends coming to visit.

And I always hear Adam say that Leonard's mother Beverly is the female version of Sheldon. Seeing it now, sure enough!

tbbt4a apartment.

"Your mother is here."

Adam smiled and reminded him that there was a faint voice coming from outside.

"Oh, Petunia!"

Leonard's face changed drastically, and he hurried to open the door.

"Leinard, your mother is here!"

Petunia walked up with Beverly. It was only four floors up, and she was crying as Beverly said, said to Leonard, and went home crying with her laundry basket.

"Mom, what did you do?"

Leonard said helplessly.

"If you want to applaud this girl, just check what style of cologne her father uses."

Beverly said a word and walked in.

When Howard and Rajesh heard it, they both picked up their phones and got busy for a while.

"Adam, you too."

Beverly saw Adam and smiled: "Rachel is very dissatisfied with your move to California."

"Nice to meet you, Beverly."

Adam smiled and said, "She will understand."

"You decide for yourself."

Beverly said straightforwardly: "But I think you can really meet her other needs, otherwise it would be inconvenient to cooperate with you so far away, and she can't agree to it."

"..."

Leonard shook his head speechlessly and looked at Adam with a look of suspicion.

"My position in the medical field is enough to offset the inconvenience of cooperation caused by the long distance."

Adam smiled.

After everyone introduced them one by one, Howard's small eyes slid over the nervous Leonard and the indifferent Beverly, and joked: "Dr. Hofstadter, Leonard rarely talks about his exceptionally successful brother. sisters."

"Please don't say this, Howard!"

Leonard interrupted quickly.

"I know, unlike Leonard, they are all experts in their fields..."

Beverly said straightforwardly.

After a few words, Beverly got up and went to the bathroom.

"You are so cheap, Howard."

Leonard glared at Howard.

"Please, you know the rules, this is how you hurt your friends!"

Howard said frankly.

"Hehehehe."

Rajesh hey straightly happy.

"Oh, is it so?"

Leonard was so angry, seeing his mother come out, and when she sat down, she immediately said: "Mom, Howard lives with her mother. Rajesh can only talk to a woman by drinking. You can analyze it."

"It's really interesting, selective mutism is very rare."

Beverly lifted her glasses and looked at Rajesh and Howard who were uncomfortable: "On the other hand, it is very common for Jewish adult men to live with their mothers, which is almost a sociological cliché."

"It's only temporary, I pay the rent."

Howard explained.

"His current room used to put a crib."

Leonard is trying hard this time.

"Selective mutism and the inability to be separated from my mother may all stem from the perverted fear of women."

Beverly began to analyze professionally: "This can also explain the establishment of such an alternative marriage relationship between the two of you to satisfy your desire for intimacy."

"……What did you say?!"

Howard was stunned.

Rajesh leaned in his ear and muttered.

"I know what she said!"

Howard immediately pushed Rajesh away and shouted, "I just can't believe she said that!"

Then explained to Beverly: "I'm not gay, and I didn't even marry him. I have a girlfriend, Bernadette. If you don't believe me, ask them."

"I do not know what you're talking about!"

How could Leonard help him at this time, pretending that he didn't know at all.

"Hey, aren't you going to use Bernadette as a cover?"

Seeing Howard looked at him, Adam teased: "I remember you haven't contacted her for several days, right?"

"I really have a girlfriend!"

Seeing Beverly's real look, Howard was immediately anxious.

"Excessive explanation is to cover up. Do you know that this will be a great harm to your partner?"

Beverly reminded.

"..."

Howard looked around everyone and saw that everyone was watching his jokes. Rajesh was also in a posture of cooperating with Beverly to verify her words, and could only ask Sheldon for help: "Sheldon?"

"He's entangled in choosing Megan Fox in Transformers, Katie Sackhoff in Battlestar Galactica, the name of Mars with three granaries in the Universe Veyron, or the storm of the X-Men. Female Halle Berry."

Sheldon said straightforwardly.

"Thank you, look!"

Howard was overjoyed.

"Confidence and arrogance is really a common problem for men."

Beverly nodded: "Even you have."

"..."

The corner of Howard's mouth twitched, and his body got up like a spring. In this state, Sheldon wanted to hit him every time, but this time he walked straight out.

"Where are you going?"

Leonard didn't want to let this bad friend go like this: "Take your husband away!"

"I'll go to Bernadette!"

Howard exclaimed: "Isn't it just a promise? I give it!"

Cheesecake shop Howard. "

Bernadette, who was in a waitress uniform, saw Howard came, said a little, and walked directly by him.

She was very angry that Howard had not heard from him these days.

"Wait, Bernadette, I have something to say to you."

Howard stopped Bernadette: "Before you asked me to think about our relationship. I have already thought about it."

Having said this, he took Bernadette's hand and knelt on one knee: "Bernadette, will you marry me?"

Bernadette: "..."