Chapter 1204： The great monk Fang Tang Jing, you must drive Leonard

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Hospital.

"I didn't! I didn't. I didn't..."

Faced with Adam’s banter, Petunia tried to deny it at first, but under Adam’s gaze, this denial became weaker and weaker, and then a little embarrassed: "My good friends who don’t believe in you don’t have tattoos, and I guess you even helped people get tattoos yourself!"

"I don't have that bad taste."

Adam smiled and said, "I am not Brother Tao, and I need to use this method to show ownership. Besides, most of my female friends are very opinionated and generally do not have tattoos... Well, except for other good friends, I My good friend Ted Mosby in New York once had a butterfly tattoo on his waist."

"Butterfly?"

Petunia laughed straight out: "Is he gay?"

"no."

Adam ridiculed: "He has always dreamed of pursuing his own destiny, but now he has really found it. He has a very happy life.

Now there are only children left. By the way, they have planned the name for their daughter in advance. Guess what it is? "

"Isn't it called Petunia?"

Petunia said in surprise.

"right."

Adam nodded: "Ted especially likes collecting coins."

Petunia's name is very popular, but it has the same pronunciation as the British penny coin.

The proverb says: When you pick up a penny, good luck is coming!

"Oh, god."

Petunia frowned, with a look of disgust: "What a wonderful thing, but I can't help but not think of Howard's wretched face. It's really disappointing."

"Ha ha."

Adam couldn't help laughing.

Howard did everything in order to tease Petunia, and the proverbs related to Petunia would naturally not be missed.

He once said to Petunia: "I picked up a penny, good luck is coming~"

The proverb was still that proverb, but when Howard spoke with his extremely wretched expression, Petunia suddenly felt the discomfort that the idiom dictionary on the east side was going to be broken.

She can't face this proverb now.

"Hmm."

Sheldon has always been aware of these things and suddenly thought about it: "Is this why Mrs. Gunderson downstairs calls Leonard a good driver?"

"what?!"

Petunia couldn't believe her ears: "What did you say?"

"I said I heard Mrs. Gunderson downstairs calling Leonard a good drive."

Sheldon said straightforwardly: "I didn't know the reason before, but now think about it, this should be the appearance after you tattooed the brave character. There should be a relationship between the two."

Having said this, he looked at Adam uncertainly: "Right?"

"right!"

Adam laughed loudly.

"Oh, mygod!"

Petunia flushed her face and covered her face.

"no!"

Sheldon continued to cut his knife straightforwardly: "You usually pray like this, but after that time you also like to shout and drive. This is calling Leonard's name, isn't it?"

"of course!"

Adam didn't care about Petunia who covered her face and explained to Sheldon solemnly: "Sheldon, you forgot, who is Leonard?

Every time he talks about all kinds of weird promotion devices, he must have a high opinion! "

"indeed!"

Sheldon thought for a while and nodded: "He likes horses very much..."

"Da da da!"

Petunia couldn't listen anymore, subconsciously learning Leonard's classic interruption voice.

"Hahaha."

Adam laughed again.

"Adam!"

Petunia immediately understood what Adam was laughing at, and was about to sew in the ground embarrassingly.

"Oh I see."

Sheldon realized later, but he said seriously his guess: "DaDaDa, this is a secret signal Leonard often uses to interrupt others. Now it seems that this is clearly the sound of horseshoes, Leonard. It's the horse!"

"Although it's a bit upside-down, it does mean that!"

Adam kept laughing: "The brave character Penny has a loneliness tattooed."

Under normal circumstances, this brave character is quite interesting.

However, driving Leonard should be useless. He was repudiated, and he couldn't see it anymore.

Petunia went straight out.

"Wait, I'll send you off, don't worry, this topic will stop here, I won't talk about it."

When Adam saw this, he stopped, smiled and apologized, and drove Penny and Sheldon back.

In the car.

Sheldon sat in the passenger seat without accident.

Petunia sat in the back row.

The scene is quite quiet.

"Penny, are you still embarrassed about giving Leonard a nickname?"

Sheldon looked at Petunia in the rearview mirror.

"No, I just want to open the door and jump out of the car."

Petunia complained.

"You can't do it."

Sheldon laughed: "I saw Adam lock the door. This is one of the reasons I admire Adam driving."

"I do not want to talk!"

Exclaimed Petunia.

"Ok."

Sheldon agreed.

The scene was quiet again for a few seconds.

"Actually, you don't need to feel embarrassed."

Sheldon spoke again: "The public opinion environment here is much better than ours in Texas."

"uh-huh."

Petunia squinted at him.

"I mean it."

Sheldon looked sideways: "Do you know why I always use the word oitus to describe it?"

"What other words do you want to use?"

Petunia grumbled.

"When we were young, in our Texas, S-E-X was a taboo term."

Shelton explained: "At that time, my sister Missy became interested in this aspect, and then asked the new priest about it at the church school.

Then the priest felt that it was necessary to carry out reasonable science popularization, to divert the attention of boys and girls who started to make trouble with hormones like my sister, and to help them establish a healthy view of the sexes.

But as soon as the news spread.

The phone in the church office was blown up by the parents who heard the news. People were very disturbed and angry about the priest teaching this. "

"Oh."

Seeing that Sheldon was indeed talking about business and her own feelings, Petunia also put away the embarrassing and hostile beginning at the beginning, and substituting that kind of environment: "What about then?"

"It was naturally cancelled later."

Shelton said: “Most of the church’s income comes from donations from believers in the local diocese. How dare they ignore such strong objections.”

"Actually don't blame those parents."

Adam smiled and said, "Look at the dossiers about church privacy, and see how many boys and girls are ruined by priests and pastors in the church, and you know why those parents are sensitive."

"Do you have these files?"

Sheldon curiously asked: "Can I see it?"

"just forget it."

Adam shook his head: "After you read it, you can't help but quote. I'm worried that Mrs. Cooper's heart will not be able to stand it by then."

Mother Shelton is a very devout believer. How to break the precept in private is one thing, at least on the surface.

After all, according to their self-deception, as long as they repent, they can be forgiven.

Don’t you see that many of those criminals are religious, and go to church to confess at every turn.

The monk said: Put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha.

This is enough to cause criticism.

And the people in the American drama world are simply Fang Tangjing as monks!

While holding up the butcher knife high, and then put it down, go to confess, and directly become a Buddha and an angel. After going out, turn around and raise the butcher knife again, then come to confess and go to heaven again, constantly jumping left and right.

No one can play with Fang Tang Jing!

It's a pity that the American drama world is even darker than the Qing Dynasty, and there is no such thing as a Baolongxing star to crush these great monks Fang Tang Jing.

"All right."

When Sheldon heard it, he didn't have any obsessions to watch.

As Adam said, once he saw it, when his mother quoted the Bible to teach, he could not help but refute it with the dark history of the church.

He cared about his mother more than he used words and beliefs.

He didn't want to anger his mother.

"Then what?"

Petunia doesn't care about the silly things in the church.

She only believes in the evil ways of crystal and voodoo, but does not believe in the orthodox school of the church.

"It should be over now."

Sheldon glanced at Petunia, and continued: "But the storm has spread, because Misie repeatedly asked about the content of this aspect, the church would have such an issue, and the news spread quickly.

Missy began to be isolated at school, came back to quarrel with her mother, and lay in bed crying.

And I have to stand by her window to prevent her from running away from home again.

I'm too hard. "

Having said this, he sighed deeply, sighing that he had taken everything on his shoulders when he was very young.

"Did Missy ran away from home afterwards?"

Petunia asked.

"of course not."

Sheldon dissatisfied: "I'm standing outside the window, how does she go? Do you understand what I'm talking about?"

"..."

Petunia's face turned dark, and she vomited: "Who knows what your point is?!"

"The point is why I use oitus instead of S-EX and other words to describe."

Shelton glared at Petunia and shook her head for Petunia's IQ: "I am very confused to see the nervous and angry parents, and Missy who was affected by this in tears.

So I went to find the wise man I was most familiar with at the time.

Dr. John Sturgis.

At that time he worked as a clerk in the supermarket. "

"and many more!"

Petunia couldn't help but interrupted: "How could he be a doctor in the supermarket as a clerk?"

"This is normal."

Adam explained: "Scientific research, especially theoretical geniuses, see the world differently from ordinary people, and they can easily fall into the mental disorder seen by ordinary people.

Dr. Sturgis was admitted to a mental hospital.

After I came out, I gave up the scientific research I had done in the university all my life, and chose to do some fresh work with pure physical strength. "

"Oh, mygod!"

Petunia was surprised: "This is so pathetic, wait, Sheldon won't be the same in the future, will it?"

"Probably."

Sheldon nodded: "But I don't think there is anything pitiful about it. The really pitiful thing about Dr. Sturgis is that he didn't win the Nobel Prize in Physics."

"Don't doubt it."

Adam smiled: "Scientists suddenly want to try another job. There are many. For example, a scientist tried to build a fast food truck before and never came back."

"He has always been a fast food truck?"

Petunia was dumbfounded.

"Otherwise you think when Sheldon made Leonard and the others too angry, why were they whispering there to discuss buying a fast food truck for Sheldon?"

Adam smiled: "In order to make Sheldon disappear into their lives, they would rather pool the money to buy a car for Sheldon. They hope that Sheldon will learn from that predecessor."

"Huh, it turned out to be like this."

Sheldon suddenly said: "But I don't like fast food trucks."

"they know."

Adam smiled and said: "The fast food truck is just a name. Once they make up their minds, they can always find your ‘fast food truck’.”

"Oh, Sheldon~"

Penny looked at Sheldon sympathetically.

"What's wrong?"

Sheldon said disapprovingly: "Actually, I am looking forward to them finding it, so that I can get one of my favorite gifts for free.

Okay, I get it now!

I want a train, as long as they buy me the next train and let me be a train driver, I will be there! "

"It's nice to know this useful information."

Petunia said silently: "Can you continue to talk about this Doctor Wise now? How did he tell you?"

"He doesn't know either."

Sheldon said: "He has never had this experience, but a wise man deserves to be a wise man. He immediately used his actions to verify the situation and found a customer who was shopping to ask about the situation, and then he was fired."

"How is this a wise man?"

Petunia grumbled.

"Because it makes us all know that this kind of thing is indeed taboo in Texas."

Sheldon took it for granted: "And I was also deeply inspired. After I went back, I looked through the dictionary overnight and found the most neutral word to describe what must sometimes be described."

"So you specially selected oitus?"

The corners of Petunia's mouth twitched.

"Yes."

Sheldon nodded.

"The most neutral?"

Petunia raised her voice.

"Yes."

Sheldon nodded unconsciously: "Since I chose this term, everything has become more natural, and there is no more discomfort..."

"That's because you never had a chance to say the word, and you left Texas afterwards."

Adam reminded.

"It turned out to be so."

Petunia suddenly said: "What do I say, compared to what kind of neutral oitus, I think S-E-X is more pleasing, natural and less embarrassing!"

"All right."

Sheldon shrugged and said: "For you, it seems to be like this."

"……What do you mean?"

Petunia reached out and pulled Sheldon's collar alone.

"I mean..."

Shelton was trying to explain it straight.

"Da da da."

Adam smiled and interrupted: "This topic ends here. Petunia pays attention to your hand. You don't want to become one-armed Petunia in the future, or your arms are out of harmony, right?"

Petunia angrily loosened Sheldon's collar.

"now it's right."

Adam joked: "If something goes wrong with your arm, how can you hold the horse's reins in both hands in the future?"

"..."

Petunia looked at Adam angrily.

Early the next morning.

Leonard came back from camp and saw Sheldon walking out of Petunia's apartment. He was surprised: "Why are you in Petunia's apartment?"

"I forgot to take the key in a hurry open the door."

Sheldon urged.

"Is there anything I need to know?"

Leonard opened the door while still asking with some doubts.

"Oh, I know why Mrs. Gunderson calls you a drive."

Sheldon said as he entered.

"..."

Leonard suddenly lowered his head in embarrassment: "That's it?"

"Oh, and I know what fiendswithbenefits are, thank you Petunia!"

Sheldon added another sentence and entered his bedroom happily.

Leonard: "..."