Chapter 1205： I only have 6 girlfriends in my life

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"What is meant by thanking Penny for letting you know what is called f-day endswithbenefits?!"

Leonard ran after him and asked Sheldon.

Even if it was mitotic Sheldon who said this, he had a numb scalp and a heavy head.

"Literally."

Shelton puzzled: "Just as a friend, I will help you, and you will help me."

"that's it?"

Leonard stared at Sheldon, believe it or not: "You only learned this all day?"

"Oh."

Sheldon suddenly said: "And I know, you are a stallion!"

"Why do you say that?"

The corners of Leonard's mouth couldn't help but cocked.

"Adam pointed out a few details that I didn't usually pay attention to."

Sheldon said with great interest: "First, every time you talk about a huge promotion, you must talk about it, and the angle is new, and at first glance, you don't have to think about it.

Especially when it comes to horses.

The second is that every time you stop me from speaking, the code you give me is da da da. I didn't pay attention to it before, but now I was reminded by Adam that it was actually the sound of horseshoes.

Third, I heard Mrs. Gunderson call you to drive, and I heard Petunia call, which is actually the sound of riding a horse.

So in your subconscious mind, you feel that you are actually a horse and a stallion, right? "

"These are all unconscious."

Leonard smiled reservedly.

He has never shy away from his desire for this aspect and his recognition by others.

Leslie called him a beast.

Petunia told him to drive.

This is pure praise!

"Too."

Sheldon pursed his lips and tilted his head: "Even a horse, it's a short horse."

"...Stop talking about horses!"

Leonard's mouth twitched, and he said displeased: "What do you guys say about this? And why is Adam here?"

"Because Petunia has the word "Yong" on the back of her right butt, we talked about this when we went to the hospital..."

Sheldon said.

"and many more!"

Leonard said with a black face: "How do you know that there is a brave character behind Petunia's right butt?!"

"Because I saw it."

Sheldon made no secret: "Very clear, but at first I thought it was a soup character..."

"Why? Why?"

Leonard gritted his teeth and said every word.

"Because Petunia fell in the bathtub."

Sheldon was dissatisfied with being interrupted, frowning and looking at Leonard: "Then call me and let me take her to the hospital!"

"Penny fell, isn't it serious?"

When Leonard heard this, his face eased, and he asked nervously, "Where is she now?"

"It's a fracture. Adam said it's not serious. He has already returned."

Sheldon said.

"I'm going to see her, even if you want to take her to the hospital and get dressed, why don't you close your eyes?"

Leonard said he was going to Petunia's apartment, walked a few steps, then stopped again, and couldn't help complaining to Sheldon.

Even if it is mitotic Sheldon, even if there is a reason for it, it is a bit awkward for his roommate to see his girlfriend's ass.

"I closed my eyes at the beginning."

Sheldon said confidently: "But the effect is not good. I held her shoulders and tried to dress her, but I didn't catch my arm..."

"do not talk!"

Leonard's face darkened again, and he didn't want to listen anymore.

"I feel like I am back when I was two years old..."

Sheldon couldn't help but closed his eyes and described it.

"Damn it!"

Leonard complained and went out.

He probably guessed it before, and then heard Sheldon talk about how he felt when he was two years old, and immediately knew that what he had guessed was the truth.

Because Shelton had memories when she was two years old.

"You tell me, after such an accident, should I take a peek or close my eyes?"

Sheldon shouted at the back of Leonard who was leaving in a hurry.

A few days later.

"Penny, are you sure?"

Howard proposed a date for the four. Bernadette hesitated and asked: "Your injury?"

"A little injury, no effect."

Petunia didn't care.

"Now that we find the advantage of being short, right?"

Howard joked: "We have a low center of gravity and won't fall a big horse pier. Of course, this is also my fault. I pulled your horse to watch the meteor shower at the time, but we all know you are super brave."

Saying this, I couldn't hold back, he laughed.

Bernadette looked at Petunia and smiled.

Obviously she also heard the ins and outs of Penny's super bravery from Howard.

"Yeah, you are short, so you can hide behind the kitchen counter and stand and make friends with your cousin, without fear that anyone will find out."

Petunia glanced at Leonard, and then immediately went back: "Oh, although there is no one, but there are salted fish witnesses, we will have to order some salted fish later to let you relish the taste."

"Leinard!"

When Howard heard this, he immediately glared at Leonard: "You actually said this to her?!!!"

"Feel sorry."

Leonard said without apology: "If you know this kind of funny thing, wouldn't you tell Bernadette when you chat afterwards?"

"What cousin is affectionate, what salted fish?"

Bernadette frowned.

"It's like this..."

Petunia told Howard and the three of them to go overnight to watch the Leo meteor shower. They looked up at the stars and talked about the salted fish experience Howard talked about.

"Oh."

Bernadette suddenly looked disgusted.

"That's the cousin far room."

Howard quickly explained: "The kind that can be married legally!"

"Yes."

Petunia adjusted the fire and said: "It's actually okay, and Bernadette, you have also gained a very valuable experience, that is, if you want Howard to be brave enough, then take a share of salted fish and be ready at all times~"

"I'm wrong."

Seeing Bernadette's brows frowned, Howard dared not go any further, and quickly gave in.

Leonard helped to round the field and ended who was the bravest and how the bravest each other.

In the car.

"Don't be so careful, I'm fine!"

Seeing Leonard treated her as a disabled person after he was busy, Petunia immediately became unhappy, pushing Leonard away with one hand, and easily got into the passenger seat.

"I'm worried about you."

Leonard said with a smile.

"Do not worry."

Petunia smiled and said: "My bad luck has passed, good luck is coming, and my career will also usher in a new starting point."

"How to say?"

Leonard got into the driver's seat, fastened his seat belt, and asked curiously.

Bernadette and Howard also looked over curiously.

"You swear not to laugh at me."

Petunia also wanted to say the good news, but still got a shot.

"Of course, I will never laugh at you."

Leonard started the car, vowing.

"Ok."

Petunia glanced at Howard warningly, and then smiled and said: "I fell in the bathtub this time, so unfortunately, I asked my psychic.

She told me that this time I fell and broke my bones because of my bad luck from the past. From then on, my life will be smooth sailing. This is the point of my life.

When I get better, I will be able to receive a national advertisement immediately..."

"Hahaha."

Leonard couldn't listen anymore, and laughed loudly: "Are you serious? Are you looking for a psychic for career advice?"

"What a one who never laughs."

Howard looked dumbfounded.

"This is not the same as those crooks!"

Petunia looked at the steering wheel held by Leonard, resisting the urge to smash it with one arm, and patiently explained: "She wrote the book and has her own website."

"Oh, why didn't you say it earlier?"

Leonard smirked and said: "Not everyone is eligible to apply for a website...hahahaha."

"Why are you so mean?"

Petunia was amazed at Leonard's meanness and unprecedented boldness.

Don't you cherish what you really get?

Even people like Leonard are like this?

"Do you think it is weird?"

Leonard still didn't react, and still laughed at that solemnly: "Did your psychic tell you the reason? Hahahaha."

"said."

Petunia sneered: "She said we are going to break up soon, so you are so mean when you are not reconciled."

"..."

Leonard seemed to be pouring a pot of cold water on his head and immediately awoke. He noticed Petunia’s cold face, as if she had gone to Gotham City, and her heart choked unconsciously. He sneered: "Penn, kidding, You don't care."

"Ha ha."

Petunia sneered: "My psychic doesn't say that. She is very serious. Guess what my attitude towards her is?"

"I really didn't mean it."

Leonard hesitated to pay no.

But it's a pity that I just said that I really didn't laugh and then laughed wildly, which really pierced Petunia's eyes.

What made her even more uncomfortable was that Leonard, the dog licking before, seemed to be the same as other men.

This is too much!

"Howard, Bernadette, help me!"

Seeing that he was gone, Leonard could only ask for help from the back row.

"Sorry, this is your business, we said yes..."

Howard let go of Bernadette, said something, and then kissed him again.

"..."

Leonard's mouth twitched.

Before the date of the four people began, Howard specifically said that he is a passionate man. During the dating process, he may be extremely enthusiastic at any time. Let Leonard cooperate with Penny at the time, so as to avoid Bernadette. embarrassment.

Leonard would realize that he and Petunia started earlier than Howard and Bernadette, and all kinds of enthusiasm would definitely surpass them, so he agreed.

Where did you think that this situation would happen.

The party of four finally broke up unhappily.

The next day.

Leonard drove Penny to the hospital with a faceless expression.

Because someone was so angry last night, he went back to the apartment and hurt himself again.

"You have to be careful, otherwise the injury will not only get better and slower, but also may leave sequelae."

Adam reminded after checking.

"I know, it won't be anymore."

Petunia said coldly.

"Blame me."

Leonard whispered.

When Petunia went to take the X-ray, Adam smiled at Leonard and said, "What's the matter?"

"last night……"

Leonard said the matter, and saw that Penny was not there, and he was a little unconvinced: "I think I'm right, Adam, you are also a scientist, how can you believe in a liar like a psychic!"

"Don't ask me."

Adam shrugged and said: "If you want to continue with Petunia, you have to accept this, and I know Petunia still believes in ghosts, astrology, pyramid energy, voodoo witchcraft and other crooked ways."

"No way?"

Leonard wailed: "How can I date a girl like this, a scientist who is dignified?"

"This is you who have been soaked in Petunia, so you can say this."

Adam ridiculed: "Before you switched to this, you would never have such thoughts, but only said that Petunia is so innocent and cute. You still believe this~"

"I won't..."

Leonard's face was embarrassed. It was indeed him, but of course he didn't want to admit it. He quickly changed the subject: "Adam, what do you say I should do?"

"Do you have any other choice?"

Adam looked at Leonard in surprise.

"...Do I have to pretend I believe and give up who I am in order to be with Petunia?"

Leonard was unwilling to say.

"Penny can't pretend for you."

Adam joked.

"Adam!"

Leonard smiled bitterly.

"Well, let me say that."

Adam stopped joking, but drew on the whiteboard with a marker, first drew a big circle: "This is the entire universe!"

Then drew a small circle in the big circle: "This is the collection of women you want to have a relationship with."

After speaking, he drew a smaller circle next to the small circle, intersecting the small circle at two points: "This is a collection of women who are also willing to have a relationship with you."

"Although this common interval is small, but the entire universe is just a great circle, it's okay."

Leonard comforted himself.

"I'm not over yet."

Adam glanced at him, holding a marker and drew a smaller circle in the intersection of Madoka and Madoka, which happened to be tangent to Madoka and Madoka at one point: "This is your chance to meet superior."

"I see, no need to paint."

Leonard said silently: "No matter how small it is, it is also an area and infinite possibilities!"

"you are wrong."

Adam smiled and hooked out the intersection of Madoka, Madoka, and Madoka: "This is the number of women you have the chance to have a relationship in your life."

"Four?"

Leonard looked at the four intersections and couldn't help but exclaimed: "Only four? I have more than..."

When he said this, he was stunned and counted silently.

Northern Cosmos spy Joyce KingLeslie Winkel, Petunia, plus Rajesh’s sister Puglia, exactly four.

Although he had imagined that he and Petunia's children were smart and beautiful as soon as they met.

But he was not so sure that Petunia was his last woman.

Emmm.

In other words, like many masters, he didn't have many other requirements in his life, but he definitely didn't want to have only four in this regard, he just wanted more.

This not only meets the reproduction needs of human physiology, but also meets the overall evolutionary needs of human beings.

"My fault."

Adam patted his forehead, stretched out his hands to straighten Leonard's hands and opened his palms to face him. Then, holding a marker, he clicked on the palms of Leonard's left and right hands: "I almost forgot about them sisters! Yours There are more than four in a lifetime, it should be six!"

Leonard: "..."