Chapter 269: Toilet man

Latest website: Two months before Adam graduates.

It was four weeks before Chandler got married.

Everything is proceeding in an orderly manner.

A persistent prodigal son is also advancing his plan.

new York.

McAllen Bar.

"Joy Tribbiani? This name is so familiar."

Ted drank a glass of beer and thought with his head tilted.

"You forgot, it's Adam's friend."

Reminded Lily who was on the opposite side.

"We had dinner together in our freshman year."

Sitting next to Lily, Matthew, who looked like a Siamese baby, poured a swig of beer with her, added.

"Oh, I remember."

Ted slapped his head: "That time it was Adam who wrote a book and made a lot of money. He invited all his friends to dinner together. There was a handsome actor who was especially good for food. Isn't he?"

"it's him!"

Sitting next to Ted was Barney Stinson, who has always been in a suit and leather shoes. He turned to play with the wine glass, his eyes narrowed: "A rice bucket!"

"Oh, it seems that someone is really upset with him."

Lily plays with the taste.

"Did he steal your limelight?"

Ted hit the nail on the head.

"Can he steal my limelight?"

Barney sneered: "No one can steal my limelight!"

"That may be true."

Lily joked: "I know someone will stand next to you. No matter how many tricks and tricks you can do, it will be useless. All women will only look at him."

"How can it be."

Barney looked disdainful, but still asked: "Who is it?"

"Adam Duncan."

Lily, Matthew, and Ted shouted in unison.

The three of them are naturally Adam’s alumni in Columbia, who once lived in the dormitory next door to Adam.

More than six years have passed.

Ted graduated and became an architect.

Lily works as a kindergarten teacher in kindergarten.

As for Matthew, he continued his studies after graduation and is now a freshman at Columbia Law School.

The law school, like the medical school, does not have a bachelor's degree, and it must be a student with a bachelor's degree to apply.

Columbia Law School is one of the top universities in the world, and Matthew's successful admission is a testament to his talent and hard work.

Just as medical students have to bury their heads in reading large books, law students have to read and understand the complicated legal provisions in the vast legal books.

It's no wonder that the two are so similar to the two typical middle-class occupations in the United States.

Nowadays, Matthew and Ted share an apartment upstairs in the McAllen Bar. Lily almost lives with Matthew. Although they have their own apartment, they often don’t go back once in a few months. They just use it as a way out. Things in place.

The three mingled together every day, just like Chandler, Monica, and Rose.

Matthew and Lily were in love as soon as they were freshmen. The previous Matthew's saying, "I was just playing with Lily", became a joke. After more than six years, the two of them are still as glued as glue. The kind of wholly-owned shareholders.

Ted has changed from a little milk dog to a big bad wolf with the skin of a little milk dog. His girlfriend changed crop after crop and did not know how many good girls were hurt during the period.

Half a year ago, Barney, who was in the game of life, met Ted in the McAllen bar toilet. The two were peeing side by side, peeing, and Barney suddenly spoke.

"Since my mother passed away, tonight is the first time I have brought my deaf brother out."

"Oh, sorry."

Ted was stunned for a moment, and quickly apologized first.

"It's ok."

Barney built a wall with one hand and a gun in the other. He said affectionately: "Now only I can take care of him. Although I have to interrupt my dream in order to do this, I am very happy. He is my brother. I love he!"

"..."

Ted was even more stunned, but seeing what the other party said so affectionately, he could only pay his respects again: "Dude, uh, I am sorry."

As I said and packed up, I was ready to go.

Coming in and peeing, he would encounter such a weird thing, he didn't know the other person at all, okay, let's talk about it in the toilet, is it really good to show his heart in this posture?

"Wow, did you believe it?"

At this moment, Barney suddenly smiled.

"what?"

Ted was confused again.

"I came up with the story just now when I was peeing. If you believe it, the blond chick at the bar will definitely believe it."

Barney washed his hands and said triumphantly: "Of course unless you are a big idiot, what is your name?"

"Ted."

"Ted, are you a fool?"

"I'm still talking to you, so?"

Ted finally reacted and said something.

"Good, I appreciate you a little bit."

Barney washed his hands and left.

Fifteen minutes later.

"Ted, I plan to teach you how to live."

Barney approached Ted, put his arms around Ted, and said something like this.

It is said that things gather people in groups. The reason why Ted was selected by Barney is that he has that kind of romantic temperament. Romance and the prodigal are only one word difference, and they are closely entangled.

Most of the prodigal sons are romantic, otherwise they will get upset.

Barney has been wandering the rivers and lakes for so long, and it is normal to see Ted's essence and use him as a wingman at a glance.

This encounter in the toilet has also become a legend in Barney's mouth.

Then many stories started from the toilet, and some even became toilet men...

The host found the wingman, and Barney succeeded in mixing into the small circle of three, just as Joey became Chandler's roommate and entered the group of six friends by accident.

Nowadays, it is normal for four people to hang out together in the McAllen Bar.

Barney naturally heard Lily mention the name of Adam.

But it was the first time he heard about the relationship between Adam and Joey.

Barney gritted his teeth, hearing the praise of Lily and the three of Adam, and reminiscing about the super handsome guy who knew Joey before, the two figures immediately overlapped.

"Adam Duncan!"

Barney described Adam's characteristics.

"Yes, did you meet him?"

Lily's eyes lit up As a nymphomaniac, even if she is more in love with Matthew than Jin Jian, she can't change her **** temperament to death.

Not to mention Adam, she is the future best friend Robin. She always fantasizes that she always looks like a demon in her eyes.

Although Adam and the three of them are alumni and once lived next door, Adam almost never lived in the dormitory, and soon moved out. After that, he has been mixed with his old friends of six, and the communication with them is natural. A lot less.

Then, Adam graduated a year early and was admitted to medical school, making him busier.

After that, they also graduated and have fewer contacts.

But as a well-known alumnus and super handsome friend, Lily often mentions Adam.

At the beginning, Matthew and Ted had a very good relationship with Adam, and they were honored to have such an excellent friend, so Adam has always appeared in the background of their conversation and has never disappeared.