Chapter 270: Quote yourself

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"Oh~"

Barney narrowed his eyes: "Of course I met him."

Without waiting for Lily to ask further, he said again: "Since they are all friends, invite him over to chat together?"

"This one."

Matthew hesitated: "He is very busy."

"Is it so busy?"

Barney murmured: "It's hard to even meet friends?"

"I'm going to call."

Lily got up and said positively: "Barney is right. We haven't seen him for a long time. It's good to get together."

"Nice~"

Barney smiled triumphantly.

He was worried about getting into Chandler's wedding.

If he had just started ordering a sewing shop, he just ran into him. He habitually wanted to mix in bachelor parties and weddings to play pick-up girls crazy, whether he wanted to play or not.

Then, after learning that the groom is the friendly brother of the arch enemy Joey, he desperately wanted to join.

The relationship between Adam and Matthew was a surprise to him.

ten minutes later.

Adam came to the McAllen Bar.

They are all friends. Although there are few contacts in normal times, once they greet them, it is impossible not to come.

Matthew and Lily are also good friends that Adam admires very much.

"Adam, let me introduce to you."

Lily said enthusiastically: "This is Barney Stinson, our friend, Barney, this is Adam Duncan."

"It's fate."

Barney smiled.

"Yup."

After Adam sat down, he looked around and found that there is only one Robin missing in the five-member group of Xun Ma Ji.

Everyone talked about a conversation and recounted the current situation.

Barney couldn't help but said: "Everyone will be good friends in the future, and friends of friends are also friends, Adam, why don't you invite us to Chandler's wedding?"

"Ha ha."

Adam smiled: "This sentence is wrong. According to your statement, everyone in the world is a friend. Is it possible that Chandler wants to invite everyone to the wedding?"

"what?"

Barney was also a little confused for a while.

"Have you never heard of the Six Degrees of Separation Theory?"

Adam explained: "In 1967, the American social psychologist Milgren proposed that, in simple terms, in interpersonal communication, any two strangers can establish contact through their relatives and friends, and as long as five relatives and friends are at most in the middle. achieve."

Lily proudly introduced: "Adam is not only about to become a doctor, he also has a double bachelor's degree in biology and psychology, Barney, you usually have one set of different theories, and all of them bear the name of science. Are you dumbfounded when you encounter real science?"

"..."

The corner of Barney's mouth twitched.

Although he graduated from MIT, this MIT is TheMagician\'sInstituteofTeaneck (University of Magic Nonsense). It is the sister school of the university at home, not the real Massachusetts Institute of Technology of MIT.

All kinds of scientific theories in his mouth were Zhou Shuren's quotations from Lu Xun and his own.

Many people have done this set of Sao operations, and there are even real scholars...

And Barney is the leader among them.

But when it comes to real scientific theories, he reveals his stuff.

He invented various scientific theories just for picking up girls. He likes to do ‘science experiments in biology and neurology’. He knows the science of a hammer.

"Barney, I know you like to play."

Adam smiled and said: "I also like to play, but the play should be divided into occasions. If a wedding is affected by the play, it is not a play, but a crime.

There is a saying in Eastern China that it is better to demolish ten temples than to break a marriage. This is the truth.

So don’t worry about Chandler’s weddings and bachelor’s night parties. I won’t allow anyone to break the match made in heaven. "

"what?!"

When Lily heard it, she waved to Barney several times: "You want to ruin someone's wedding!!!"

"I do not have!"

Barney waved his hand to block Lily's attack, and said stiffly: "I just want to participate and have an in-depth exchange with the bridesmaids. I never thought about ruining the wedding."

"is it?"

Adam sneered.

Barney is one of his favorite TV drama characters in his previous life, the true prototype of Lu Xiaobu, and his coquettish operation makes Asia talk about it in this life.

What Lv Xiaobu played is exactly his censored and reduced version. Lu Xiaobu's foster father, Dumas with a very good background introduction, is probably the unredacted and reduced side of Barney.

Dumas + Lu Xiaobu, isn't it Barney Stinson?

But after traveling to this world, he really met Barney, he admired and appreciated, but at the same time, he was also a little more vigilant.

Lu Xiaobu dragged Zhang Wei to the bachelor night party, which directly caused Zhang Wei to miss his wedding and his fiancée ran away with him.

In the future, Zhang Wei would often take advantage of no one to secretly cry at the picture of his ex-fiancee Xiaoli in his wallet.

It looks very funny, but how many people have the taste of the sadness?

Imagine if there is no such thing, Zhang Wei'has not unfortunately fallen off the stairs and suffered a hemiplegia', nor'has not traveled through time and space to return to the past, led the farm to innovate technology, exceeded the target, and received praise', he would be old. Honestly went to the wedding.

Without that waiting, his fiancee might not have the courage to escape marriage with her ex-boyfriend.

After all, the wedding has already been held, and it takes a lot of courage to escape in front of so many relatives and friends. Most of it is this long wait that gave her ex-boyfriend courage, and then she also sprouted courage.

And if none of this happens, Zhang Wei is already married.

Of course, most of Xiaoli still thinks of the ex-boyfriend in her heart, but Zhang Wei knows this very well, but he just likes Xiaoli, so it's nothing, who hasn't passed yet?

Moreover, with Zhang Wei’s temperament, he can be in love for a long time after marriage, and the marriage of the two people may not be happy. Maybe the son-in-law, the strongest son-in-law, the best son-in-law, etc. will be played by Zhang Wei...

But all this was ruined by a bachelor's night party.

Does Lu Xiaobu care?

Not at all!

From beginning to end, he just found it funny, and often used this to make fun of Zhang Wei.

This is the case with the cut and harmonious version of Lu Xiaobu, not to mention the original Barney from the United States.

What happens when you switch to Barney?

Maybe he took Zhang Wei to the bachelor night party first, causing Zhang Wei’s fiancée to escape from marriage, and then turned around to soak in Zhang Wei’s former fiancee...

That's right!

Don't doubt it!

Barney can really do this!

Barney like this After Adam really met, his vision was not replaced by Barney, and the other party had thoughts about Chandler's wedding. How could he not be vigilant?

"Of course, I swear."

Barney immediately raised his hand and swore.

"Friends can make jokes, but there are certain things that should never be jokes."

Adam looked at him deeply.

Barney was still ‘selfless in his heart’ to look at Adam at first, but facing Adam’s sharp gaze, Barney gradually became overwhelmed and took the initiative to look away.

"Ok, ok."

Barney raised his hand to surrender: "I can't give up."