Chapter 104: Bouncy castle from hell

Chapter 104: Bouncy castle from hell

They walked and talked. Or, more accurately, flew and shot at demons and talked. With their eight Wings forming a flotilla they floated over Brooklyn, allowing Jelly to guide them to obvious locations where they could wipe out Nem3s while James reviewed the situation.

If I understand what youre saying, said Kerim, putting up his M4, this Belanger started making claims of an impending apocalypse back in the 1980s?

No saying he wasnt just plain crazy back then, said Serenity, letting her M2 droop so she could cup her hands and light a cigarette. She inhaled, narrowed her eyes, blew out smoke. Its possible the Monitors chose him because they knew hed not be believed.

Yeah, maybe, said James. But his file mentioned his wife coming back from the dead to make him offers, even back then.

Sounds crazy, said Serenity.

Sure, but the Monitors have appeared to me in Jessicas form twice now. It sounds like something theyd do.

Yo, James. Yadriel reached out to snag Serenitys cigarettes. Listen, like this is a tough question to ask, but like, why didnt the Monitors appear to you in you wifes shape? Why Jessica both times?

I think James stared out over the brownstones. I think they knew I wouldnt listen if they showed up like Laney. Id just start blasting. But Jessica was different. Someone Id actually talk with.

Helps that shes hella cute, said Serenity, cigarette popping up as she grinned. Evil dominatrix Monitor version of Jessica must be something.

Jasons eyes widened. She was wearing dominatrix gear?

She was not wearing dominatrix gear, said James firmly. But she was trying to tempt me. Last time with some heinous shit. Which, bringing it back to Belanger, sounds like he was dealing with.

Its very interesting. Kerim tapped his fingers atop his Wing. When the Nemesis 1 appeared, we all received a clear warning that 60,000 years were up. Yet if they appeared forty years ago to Belanger, that would have made it 59,960 years. Doesnt quite have the same ring.

If Belanger actually saw Monitors back then, said Serenity. Remember, they could have appeared to him just a few days before James, picking him because he wasnt a credible witness.

Maybe. James scratched at this beard. But its mighty coincidental. Either way, theres something about Belanger that drew their attention several days early. That and this Light Eternal. Either thats a product of his delusions, or theres something there.

Something like what? asked Kimmie. What are you hoping for, James, best-case scenario?

James frowned. I dont know exactly. But say there really was something special about Belanger. Say this Light Eternal was a real thing. Then maybe they needed to defeat him, or kill him, or convince him of something to kick off the whole show.

Like Highlander, said Jason. Kind of. As in, maybe Belanger was charged with protecting this Light Eternal, and as long as he did so the demons couldnt invade?

Yo, how the fucks that like Highlander? asked Yadriel.

OK, not so much like Highlander.

Its been a couple of months, said Denzel quietly. What are the odds hes just sitting around in Old Crow with this Light Eternal on his lap, waiting for us to show up?

When you put it that way? James grinned. Slim. Look, I want to be real upfront about this: its a long shot. I could be reading into all of this way too much. But its the only angle I figure that gets us outside the plan the System has for us. The only way to zig when it keeps wanting us to zag. Even developing War Hounds wont change things enough. We keep winning our little battles and losing the war. This is our best bet to try and flip the chessboard.

That how you win chess games? asked Kerim with a wry smile. By flipping the board?

James grinned back. It is when we cant see how many pieces the enemy has, and they keep bringing endless waves of pawns and knights to the game with more to come.

Fair enough. Very well. Kerim inhaled sharply and looked at Denzel. Ive never been drawn to the Yukon, but theres always a first time.

How are we getting there? asked Kimmie. The Wings would never reach.

Hackworth is chartering us a flight of some kind. Old Crow has its own airfield. Well fly direct and have our ride wait there till its time to return home.

Why cant Belanger have been in the Caribbean? asked Serenity. Or Bali? Whys it got to be north of the Arctic Circle?

That is how you know we face true evil, said Olaf. But it is not so cold. We get you a parka, good gloves, bottle of whiskey. You will be fine.

Hmmph, said Serenity.

Miriam? James looked to the dark-haired new member. Youve been mighty quiet. Any thoughts?

I Miriam curled a long black strand out of her face. I dont feel like I have much to say or add. I feel incredibly out of my depth. I knew She glanced around nervously. I knew that by going Remove Fear and Dispell Illusion Id be making myself useful to the teams - Cindy and Star Boy made that clear - but I didnt realize it would get me this far. So if you all think we need to go to Old Crow to find this Belanger, then sure. Lets go.

James held her gaze. You have a voice in this group. I may be the leader, but I want everyone to feel heard. You sure youre good to go?

Miriam sat up a little straighter. Yeah. You said this might be our best chance to changing the nature of this whole apocalypse. If I can help do that, I will.

Good. James gazed out over the dark city. Dusk was falling but the street lights were dark, cars didnt move in the roads, and windows were illuminated here and there by either emergency lanterns or candles. Beyond it all the towers of downtown and Manhattan arose like grave stones, dark and still.

Man, feels good to be so important, said Star Boy. So listen, were going to maintain communication with these satellite phones. He handed Jason a black ribbed briefcase. I dont think youll be getting good WiFi out there, so hit me up if you need anything.

Great. James reached and squeezed Star Boys shoulder. You doing OK?

Me? Richard pretended to look around in surprise. Oh, Im great! Ever since I proved myself a genuine hero Ive got the Fabricator chicks just all up in my grill.

Dude, deadpanned Yadriel. That dont mean what you think it means.

Get the fuck outta here! chimed in Jelly cheerfully.

All right, who taught him that? demanded Serenity.

Seriously. James gave Star Boy a little shake. You cool?

Yeah man, Im cool. Im frosty. Turns out I was born for this shit. Apocalypting and all that. Star Boy grinned. No, for real, its almost weird how cool I am. Im not saying this is fun, but if you ignore the millions dying every day, the demons, the end of the world, and my favorite WoW server crashing, this is pretty fun.

Youre fucked in the head, Star Boy, said Serenity.

Right? He grinned. Its the only explanation. But I think I already was fucked in the head, but its only now that the world welcomes my personal eccentricities, which means this is the best possible world for my personal brand of fucked up-edness -

James held up his palms, cutting Star Boy off. Good to hear.

The sound of high-heels clicking rapidly caused them all to turn to where Jessica was approaching, looking effortlessly beautiful and casual as always, the sleeves of her beige jacket rolled up her elbows, her hair pulled back in a French twist, her mechanicus hanging from her belt.

Sorry I kept you waiting. She smiled at them all. Things are heating up below. Weve reached a critical mass of development and all sorts of synergies and discoveries are happening. Its an exciting time, albeit a frustrating one. If we could ramp up production to take advantage of what were unlocking, it would fundamentally change the nature of this fight.

Oh? James smiled. Anything good?

Id say. She smiled back. You know the Righteous Obelisk power? Weve discovered a way to embed them in towers that causes their blessings to flow like electricity. In effect, it might be possible to create circuits that direct Obelisk blessings along pre-arranged routes, allowing us to - well. You can imagine. That and a new synthesis between Engineers and Structuralists that result in self-directed gun turrets. Think low-grade Anima Solas operating Smite-enhanced machine-gun emplacements with no cap yet on how big we can make the guns.

You had my curiosity, said Star Boy. Now you have my attention.

That all sounds great, said James. But like you said, its all about production speed.

Yes. Which is what Ive been focusing on, the creation of infrastructure that will allow us to ramp up production at an exponential speed at the cost of up-front production. Weve a large online presence now presenting our findings and best practices to people all over the world, and are collaborating with international groups on how best to refine resources, farm them, all kinds of stuff. She blew a lock of blonde hair out of her face. But anyways. A lot going on. Sometimes it feels like Ive become this crazed inventor locked away in my basement. Hard to keep track of how things are going up here in the real world. How was the Hound?

Pretty fucking fantastic, said James. Though I had to leave it in Jersey in order to get back here on time.

I want one, said Serenity leaning in. But can mine be hot pink with black accents?

Ill see what I can do, said Jessica seriously. Weve got six more in various states of production. Theyre very resource intensive, but Star Boys analysis of its battlefield impact makes it clear theyre worth developing.

What comes after War Hounds? asked Yadriel. War Rhinos?

Jessica laughed. Im unlocking that schema now. There are all manner of avenues of exploration. One area involves developing autonomous Anima that can run the War Hound 24/7, another involves recharging stations that would plug-into the Obelisk network. A third looks to be a newer, bigger, badder model. Its listed as an Ira Munitionis, or Rage Castle. Were going to need to institute better resource gathering before we can bring one of those online.

Star Boy let out a low whistle. A Rage Castle? That like a bouncy castle from hell?

Yes, said Jessica, looking at him over her spectacles. Thats exactly what its like.

Get the fuck outta here! said Jelly happily.

Well good luck with all that, said James. I look forward to hearing what youve gotten done when we get back.

Here, said Jessica, pulling out a briefcase. Major amulets for every stat for everyone. Also nine Aeviternum battery packs. Ive had each charged with five points. You can draw on them as needed and refill them a couple of times before they lose the ability to hold a charge.

Battery packs? Serenity raised both eyebrows. Thats a thing now?

As of last night, said Jessica with a wry grin. We got some talented people down in Staten. And - well. Good luck. She leaned in suddenly and gave James a hug.

I get a hug? asked Serenity.

Sure. Jessica grinned and hugged her in turn, then shoved Star Boy when he opened his arms and stepped forward. Good luck, everyone.

Thanks, Jessica. James tucked her case under his arm. With a little luck well be back in a couple of days with some good news.

I know you will. She stepped back and crossed her arms, Star Boy turning to stand beside her as they watched Crimson Hydra leave. Go kick their asses.

James gave them both a two-fingered salute and stepped out into the night after his crew.