Volume 2, 13: Even so, I’m not a Lolicon Part 7

Volume 2, Chapter 13: Even so, I’m not a Lolicon Part 7

Translator : Listless

I could stick through pretending both lolicon’s image collection and Soya’s psychic vision are “some kind of misunderstanding” but if Kaede keeps transforming into a young girl, I will not be able to get away with it. Because my body is responding, okay? My eyes say more than my mouth. At this rate, I will be recognized as a lolicon.

I will absolutely not react to Kaede’s little girl form!

With a firm resolve, I fixed my gaze on the Sakura, who have grown abundantly in many ways, but…

[It seems Furuya-kun strike zone is nine years old]

[…]

I couldn’t turn away my eyes.

My eyes are unilaterally attracted to Kaede’s little girl form even though I don’t want to. I forced myself to look at Sakura but it was also not good. Seriously, why is it happening to me……

While I was battered, Kaede looked at Sakura for a moment and then looked at me.

[Then, I wonder if I should make my b*****s bigger next]

She enlarges her breast while still looking as nine years old,

[I see. Furuya-kun’s preference is a nine-year-old with A cup or less. He is completely and thoroughly a lolicon]

Kaede concluded that and looked at me with cold eyes.

[Hey, Furuya-kun, aren’t you embarrassed that You are a lolicont? Disgusting. The only partner who can legally satisfy the desires of a pervert like you is the direct descendant of Kuzunoha, who can use shapeshifting techniques. Well, there’s no one in my family who likes that. I wonder what will happen to you who can only see elementary school girls as objects of love interest.]

Kaede smiles sadistically while still in her young girl form, and pokes at my cheeks with her little squishy hands.

[Guh…]

When I couldn’t rebut Kaede’s verbal abuse,

[Wait a minute, vixen! Don’t stimulate a lolicon]

Sakura forcibly pulled loli Kaede away from me.

[After all, it’s just what I thought earlier, lolicons are the worst, Furuya-kun you’re disgusting! Hurry up and fix that! Fix the lolicon!]

Soya was enraged on the other side of the phone.

Huh, wait a minute Soya, didn’t you said being a lolicon is fine earlier… She’s being so abusive to me like I’m the enemy of her parents… My heart is breaking as my allies disappear…….

[See, I told you so! If Haruhisa Furuya is a lolicon, that woman will be the sole winner!]

[Umm, I understand it very well. That’s so frustrating and disgusting. That’s why lolicons are hated in the world! And there’s a lolicon slayer! ]

[…hm? It seems that the story is out of sync… huh? Maybe you are aware of…]

When Sakura was once again talking sneakily with Soya over the smartphone, Kaede sighed, saying, “Well, that much was just a Joke.”

[Just as Soya’s girl said, we need to do something about your sexuality, Furuya-kun, as soon as possible.]

With a shake, Kaede’s surroundings became hazy, and her figure returned to that of a seventeen-year-old.

[Also, Due to the case of lolicon slayer, the inside of the association has turned oversensitive. If the owner of such an ability is a lolicon, how much trouble will it cause …? ]

[…Yeah. We were attacked by a lolicon slayer in such a spectacular way that the monitoring department would hear about it before I could even report it. And I wouldn’t be surprised to see the monitoring department replacing me with someone stricter…]

Sakura agreed with Kaede’s words with a serious face.

[…If this happens, I have to cure this perverted lolicon at all costs! That’s because an observer’s job is to prevent the target from doing something before it happens.]

Sakura says in a somewhat excuse-like tone and turns to Kaede.

Somehow, the story is going on with me left behind……..?

[So? How are you going reform this lolicon]

[Let’s torture him]

Um, Kaede-san? Wait a minute? It’s not good for a daughter of a ancient family to partake in torture, you know?

[Beat him up if he gets attracted to a little girl and give him a candy if he is attracted to a woman. Let’s repeat this for now]

Kaede lit up the will-o’-the-wisps in her fingertips with a serious face.

[Furuya-kun, we are going to make you an upright citizen ]

7

[Wait a minute, hold on, hold on hold on, hold onnnnnnnnnnnn!]

I had completely lost my composure after the attack on the lolicon slayer and the lolicon trial, and that’s when I finally realized something. If they continue like this, I will be killed.

The cold look in Kaede’s eyes. This is the type of dangerous eyes that might even take out my family jewel to reform me.

Driven by such fear, I desperately pleaded.

It’s because I realized a possibility after hearing the word “Curse” from Sakura before l was attacked by the lolicon slayer.

The reason why I suddenly became a lolicon.

[Listen to me! I went crazy after I touched that little girl!]

It was a hypothesis that even I wondered about myself.

However, I couldn’t think of any other reason for this sudden and inexplicable lolicon fetishes.

[I met a strange kid the day before yesterday in Harugahara! She was wearing a red dress and asked me, “Onii-san, are you a lolicon?” When I touched her, I felt a strange sensation in my head and nether region–]

When I said that much, I noticed that Sakura and Kaede had a look of dismay on their faces.

[Hey, don’t continue preparing to torture me in silence! Stop, stop! Stop guarding the windows and doors to prevent voices from leaking out, and listen to me!]

My two childhood friends’ torture preparations were so smooth that I felt like I was going to leak.

[Hey Sakura! You told me, right? That you will help me if I was cursed, right!? Now is the time!]

[Haa?! Die lolicon!]

No mercy…

[…Indeed. There’s something wrong with that, if you ask me.]

[So, Soya]

As the two terrifying childhood friends were quietly preparing for the torture, a voice came from the phone on the desk to save the day.

[I see Furuya-kun’s face every day, but I have never seen a glimpse of lolicon in him at all…]

The Soya on the screen twisted her head as she stared at me with her heart-marked eyes.

[Even now he doesn’t have any wild delusion about little girls or that he used lolicon images, but his eyes are completely following the little girls… How should I say, his consciousness and the action are mismatched? I wonder if it’s due to the mystery?]

Kaede and Sakura look at each other when Soya, who has the information of various human sexual dispositions, says so.

[See, I told you, it’s strange after all! My loliconlization]

It wasn’t my head and lower body that was strange!

Now that it happened, I feel like an idiot for avoiding Soya, but it doesn’t matter right now.

[…it can’t be helped. It’s such a ridiculous hypothesis, but if there is anyone who can turn people into lolicon slayers, then… You never know how far the damage can spread.]

Kaede reluctantly approached me with an angel that wasn’t reflected on the smartphone. She put her hand on my head and closed her eyes.

I patted my chest, thinking that my lolicon suspicions were finally solved.

[…I didn’t see any abnormality]

[What?]

[He is perfectly normal. There’s neither any strangeness nor sign or curse]

[No! No, that can’t be right! It’s misdiagnosis, misdiagnosis!]

[You’re the lowest scorer of all time, and you’re questioning my psychic vision]

It doesn’t have anything to do with my scores!!

[That’s it, it’s because you haven’t touched directly, like regular checkup that’s why it’s not accurate abuhyu—-]

[Shut up]

Why is that!! Isn’t it more accurate to touch just Like the time of regular checkup?

[It’s because that was the special psychic vision for a routine checkup. So, it’s better to touch it directly, but it has nothing to do with the normal psychic vision currently, so don’t mention it further, or I’ll burn you to death.]

Kaede said it in one breath in my ear. And I nodded quietly at her terrifying menacing look.

[If you don’t have so much trust in vixen psychic vision, then I will give you a second diagnosis]

Sakura placed her hand on my head with a proud look, but Kaede grabbed her hand.

[Ha? What’s it, vixen?]

[No, I was just checking what kind of psychic technique monitoring department members will use]

[Huh? There’s only the general-purpose first rank technique for diagnosing psychic disturbances, or the soul resonance style, for checking for the monstrosity.]

[Ah, That’s right. Don’t mind me. I just thought what kind of psychic vision you stalker going to use stealthily in midst of confusion]

[As I said, don’t treat me like a stalker! You b***h!]

After their Mysterious exchange, Sakura gave me a psychic reading with a serious face.

However…

[…Indeed. There are no strange abnormalities. your loliconization is completely natural]