Volume 2, 13: Even so, I’m not a Lolicon Part 8

Volume 2, Chapter 13: Even so, I’m not a Lolicon Part 8

Sakura announced the result of diagnosis with eyes as if she was looking at a filthy bug.

[That’s ridiculous…]

[If that’s the case, then am I a real L*licon?… that…that should not…]

[…hmm?]

Leaving me in despair and Soya still tilting his head, the preparations for torture in the name of l*licon correction resumed.

[Here, how about this?]

[…]

Sakura, who was bright red till her neck approached me with two of her shirt buttons open.

The two lush fruits formed a magnificent valley and were pressed against my nose, and in the air that was thick with the girl’s scent, I said to Sakura with a serious face.

[Onii-chan thinks it’s not a good idea for a girl to do that]

[Don’t treat me like a child, also that straight face is annoying!!]

Sakura thrust sugar cubes in my mouth. It’s sickeningly sweet.

[Then I will be the next]

The one approaching me was Kaede, who turned into her nine years old form.

My eyes were involuntarily drawn to her even though she didn’t pull her clothes like Sakura, *Smack* Kaede’s full power slap struck my cheek, unfortunately I couldn’t avoid the shock because I was tied to the chair and it hit me in the center of my head.

[…Hmm, no change in particular I guess]

Soya observes me through the phone, and checks to see if the l*licon is easing up.

The completely ineffective l*licon correction went on and on, and it was already evening.

Soya looked at my swollen cheeks and said in a skeptical voice, [At this rate he will probably wake up with another fetish before we could even cure him of l*licon, like a m*******t.]

[L*licon and m*******t, that’s the worst complication…]

Loli Kaede muttered with a tired face.

[I’m the one who is both mentally and physically tattered…]

[More so, I’m not convinced!]

Sakura yelled while hiding her chest.

[Why is that vixen always in charge of the Loli and I’m the one with a serious face! That’s unfair! Change it! Change It! Maybe then it will be effective!]

[What are you talking about? How can you play the role of a loli when you’ve grown up in vain? You’ll just have to let Furuya-kun stare at you straight in the face.]

[There are many alternatives like using 2-D Loli wallpapers, Kuzunoha’s Talismans, and so on! Anyways, I hate to always be the one with a straight face!]

[Rejected. we don’t have time to waste. We need the right person for the right job]

[Ugh!]

Kaede declared so without heeding the claim of the teary eyed Sakura, she really doesn’t have any mercy.

[…If that’s the case, then swimsuit… or, underwear…]

[Sa, Sakura?] Somehow her eyes are getting teary but is she okay?

I wonder if she is getting worried, probably due to her duties or pressure as an observer.

*Buzz* There was an incoming call on the smartphone displaying Soya, Kaede picked it up and immediately after a few exchanges, her tired face changed into an even more grimer one.

[As expected, spending any more time correcting l*licon is not going to get us anywhere.]

What the h**l was that call about?

[I’m going to change my ways. You can do the rest, little girl]

Kaede reverted to her seventeen year old form, peeled off the door liner and walked out of my room.

[No, leaving it to me… what’s with that woman all of a sudden?]

Sakura muttered quizzically, but there was no one who could answer her.

After that, the l*licon correction was continued by Soya and Sakura, who had joined the group after Kaede disappeared.

[Wait a minute, Sakura-chan?! why are you taking to take off your uniform]

[It’s because you aren’t changing your l*licon fetish! I can’t stand it anymore, getting so far in the situation, no matter how much of genuine l*licon you are, there must be a little reaction at least!]

[Stop it! I definitely won’t let you do that! I will not permit it!]

[In that case, get rid of that annoying two headed Shikigami and let me take the role of loli]

[As Kuzunoha-san said, the right person for the right job. Sakura-chan should just keep giving Furuya-kun a straight face.]

[That damn girl…]

[Wahhh! Sakura-chan is a female molester, don’t look at her, Furuya-kun!]

However, with the disappearance of Kaede, the commander of this group, the place became extremely chaotic in an hour and even without any result, Soya’s Shikigami was attached to my face.

Just what did I do to deserve this? Ever since I rescued that little girl in the red dress, anything and everything turned strange…just as I was feeling a little crazy about the world…

[…Huh? Calling at this time?]

In addition to Kaede, Sakura also received a call on her phone.

Sakura, who seems to have put on her clothes, interrupts her quarrel with Soya, and turns to the entrance.

[…Hey, Furuya-kun]

Soya said, while paying attention to Sakura.

In my surroundings, four two headed Shikigami were floating around, making my gaze wander all over.

[Damn, even though I shouldn’t be a l*licon…]

[For the time being, I was also convinced by the results of Kuzunoha-san and the others’ psychic vision and tried to correct your l*licon…but to no avail, It’s rather strange, it seems that Furuya-kun’s sexual disposition doesn’t change as if someone has glued it. Beside now that I think about it carefully, L*licons in Harugahara have suddenly multiplied.[

[What?]

It was the surprised voice of Sakura that interrupted Sakura’s speech midway.

[No, no, wait a minute, isn’t there some kind of mistake? There is nothing in the monitoring target that can be accused of misuse of spiritual power yet…No, even if there were violations, the measures taken were, by all accounts, extraordinary…]

I presume that’s something that should not be divulged to us from the inspection department, but Sakura didn’t have time to worry about that, she shouted into the phone.

[It could be a paperwork error or a mix-up with another case. Ah, Damn, it’s not useful talking with a l*licon…….]

Sakura exploded with frustration and hung up the phone.

But despite her aggressive mood, Sakura’s face was rather pale.

[Sakura-chan, umm, what was that phone call about?]

Soya raised a voice of concern for someone who had been fighting with Sakura just a while ago.

[…]

For a while, Sakura was lost in contemplation on whether she should tell this to us or not, but she eventually said in a dry voice while her lips trembled.

[I think I understand the reason why that vixen went off to change her way. I think she was informed of this information by someone from Kuzunoha, who belongs to the inspection department.]

Sakura let out a fury of disbelief as she continued.

[An executive meeting at the inspection department was to be held, perhaps to accuse you.]

[What? Isn’t that…]

The inspection department executive meeting. Also known as, Decapitation Trial.

It was the name of an intra-association trial that was supposed to be held only to hand down a specific sentence to a convicted special psychic criminal.