Of course, Yang Xingchen is not so naive as to really believe that a green girl wants to have a baby with her. Then again, even if she really wants to have a baby with herself, she can't have a baby with her.
Not to mention whether this woman has a grudge against herself, Emma is only one meter tall, and she looks like a pathetic little girl. Such a child, only psychopathic, like those small can not be in the small guy like. Anyway, Yang Xingchen can't do it.
He pushed away and pretended to be a poor green girl in front of him. He said coldly, "go, who wants to have a baby with you? Don't pretend to be poor with me. I really want to kill you."
The green girl was pushed several meters away by Yang Xingchen. I don't know whether she was pretending or Yang Xingchen was too strong. After she was pushed several meters away, she fell to the ground with a plop. And then
Then the scene of startling big teeth appeared. She sat on the ground and cried like a baby, "Mom, where are you? Baby is bullied! The home you left for your baby was stolen, the soldiers who took care of your baby were also stolen, and the living expenses you left for your baby were also stolen. The elder and the chief manager of the clan saw that the baby had no money left. They ran away with the baby on their back
"Wuwu, mom, the baby wants to find the man who stole from me and let him take care of the baby's life, but he pushes the baby down and sits on the ground. Mom, it's said that left behind children are suffering. After being bullied, no one helps the baby out! Mom, I don't have any money now. The city is gone. I don't even have a place to ask for food. Mom, where are you? Baby's heart is so bitter! Wu Wu... "
I don't know whether her acting skill is good or her heart is really bitter. In a word, crying is miserable. Yang Xingchen was standing there awkwardly, feeling his nose, and didn't know what to say.
The old ruffian's sympathy began to overflow. As he wiped his eyes, he held out his hand and said, "ouch, poor little green haired girl, please tell Mr. long which tortoise son of a bitch stole your things and see if your Mr. long won't let the dog bite him!"
After the green haired girl was pulled up, she wiped her tears like a helpless little girl, pointed to Yang Xingchen and cried, "Wuwu, grandfather long, it's Yang Xingchen who bullies me. You say, he's such a big man, bullying a child of me is no hero. My father has never bullied me like this! Grandfather long, they all say that you are a dragon full of righteousness and positive energy. Please help me. I have no relatives now. If you don't dislike me, I will recognize you as my grandfather in the future
The old guy didn't know whether he was drunk or had Alzheimer's disease again. He yelled at Yang Xingchen, "Niang xipi, son of a bitch, your uncle long has been alone for more than 100 million years. It's not easy to have such a little green haired granddaughter. If you don't treat her well, it's OK. You bully her. It's a real dragon. Dogs can't bear it. Old bald man, oh no, you son of a bitch has grown a black hair. Lao Hei, run up to you, Mr. long, and bite the guy who bullied my green haired granddaughter! "
Lao Lai immediately turned his head and yelled at Yang Xingchen angrily. Then he waved his head and tail to the green girl and walked over with a low brow. What is a running dog? Lao Lai's life is vividly reflected at this moment.
"Woo, woo, woo," Lao Lai walked up to the girl of the green race. First he stretched out his dog's head and licked her as if to please her. Then he stretched out his tongue and licked her. Then
Then the two goods suddenly opened their mouths and bit the green girl's face. If they were bitten by it, it would be strange for the green girl not to break her face. Lao Lai's abnormality, not to mention that the old ruffian didn't think of it, even Yang Xingchen didn't think of it at all.
Of course, even if he wanted to get it, he would not save the green girl. On the contrary, he would like Lao Lai to bite her to death!
But since they are the head of a clan, they have no two brushes. Although she is only one meter tall and looks like a little girl, she has lived for thousands of years at least. Whether it's seniority, ingenuity or martial arts, I've abandoned Lao Lai for several times.
Just as Lao Lai was about to bite off her mouth, the green girl suddenly gave a sharp roar, turned her wrist and hit Lao Lai's dog with a hard blow.
The speed was too fast. Lao Lai didn't have time to react. He just heard a click. Lao Lai's two long tusks were broken by the green girl.
Lao Lai screamed, the black dog was hit by the powerful force and flew back, slamming into the mountain.
Boom!
The rocks are flying and the mountains are shaking.
Lao Lai screamed again and fainted in an instant.
"Ouch, son of a bitch, someone is beating the dog. Go to find the dog lover The old ruffian screamed. He flashed to Lao Lai. He picked up the dog's leg and left. Let's run away first!
"Goblin, take my axe!" Yang Xingchen was surprised and angry. Just as he put the axe out, he heard the roaring wind coming from behind. His heart was awe inspiring, and he quickly returned the axe.
Boom of a sound, a burst of great power came, shock he Deng Deng Deng toward back more than ten steps. A burst of sore hands and arms, almost unable to hold the axe, Yang Xingchen was shocked, turned and fixed his eyes.I saw that the green woman had already rushed past, and stood with her elder Li Yuechan, the manager fat old man, and a fat aunt. And the fat lady was looking at herself with a sneer, holding a colorful stone the size of an egg in her hand!
Yang Xingchen was shocked. Was it the little stone that attacked her just now? If that's the case, how high is her skill!
What surprised Yang Xingchen even more was that he couldn't split this small stone with his axe just now. Needless to say, this small stone must be a great treasure.
Thinking about this, he quickly looked at his axe. Fortunately, the axe was not damaged at all. So he put down the dim sum a little bit and yelled at the fat mother, "Hello, fat aunt, who are you?"
See that green race female a sneer, "idiot, this is my mother! Originally, I wanted to use my beauty trick to attract your spirit, and then let my mother stone you son of a bitch. "
"But I didn't expect you son of a bitch. Although you are a playboy on earth and have so many wives, you are not interested in the patriarch, which indirectly saves your own life."
"But it's not the egg! As long as my mother takes the hand, there is nothing wrong with her. Boy, you must die! "
Shit, it's a fight. The little one's coming. The old one's coming. Yang Xingchen didn't expect that the other party had a mother, and she was also a mother with excellent martial arts skills, which made him feel a sense of crisis.