"Yang Xingchen, I'm Chang'e, Xixi's mother. Although my daughter did something wrong at the beginning and offended you, as a big man, you can't haggle with a girl, can you? Take my advice and give her back her things. Of course, in order to compensate for some of your losses, you don't have to pay back the three electric guns, but you have to stay in Greentown and shenax. " Tall and fat aunt, holding colorful stones coldly said.
Yang Xingchen didn't speak yet. He had already shaken Lao Lai up with a clasp. He came over with a look of surprise and said, "what's the matter? Your name is Chang'e? The fairy in the Moon Palace? Niang xipi, years are really a knife to kill pigs. The fairy who was beautiful in those days and didn't eat fireworks is now reduced to a fat and stupid old vegetable skin. Oh, miss my youth
After the old ruffian ghost roared, he was carrying a half dead old Lai dog leg and a jar of wine in his hand, and then he jumped and sang, "knife by knife, knife by knife, knife by knife, knife by knife, pig killing knife, knife by knife, cutting the grass by the Qingqing River, leaving only a chrysanthemum fluttering in the wind!"
When singing here, he turned his body, turned his back to the fat aunt, pouted up the fat dragon, swayed around a few times, then turned around and roared again, "time is a pig killing knife, blackened Chang'e's fungus, softened Tiansha boy's banana! You two don't fight any more. It's the right way to get married! My friends, do you agree? "
Singing to here, two ox eyes a stare, fiercely poured a few big mouthfuls of wine, flowing said, "Chang'e old lady skin, you say your dragon uncle sing right? By the way, where is the jade rabbit in your Moon Palace? You won't eat it, will you? Wo Cao, I can tell you that rabbits are also protected by the state. Especially your jade rabbit, it's really wild. You old witch ate it, so you'll be in jail! "
After that, he prepared to drink in his mouth. But this time, I don't know whether he was confused or really drunk too much. He even put Lao Lai's dogleg in his mouth.
I saw the old guy put his head up, stretched out his hand, and put Lao Lai's dogleg in his mouth.
Seeing that it was Lao Lai's dog leg, he was so angry that he threw the half dead Lao Lai out for a long time and vomited several mouthfuls continuously. Then he scolded, "Niang xipi, you black guy, you should pretend to be a wine maker and put the dog leg in your mouth. It's really damned."
Then he turned his eyes at the fat woman and said, "Hey, laoniangpi, it's said that Zhu Bajie has always wanted to give you an idea. You tell Uncle long, who was your little green haired girl born with? Look at her. Although she's a little short, she doesn't look like a pig! "
The fat woman said angrily, "you old drunkard, your ears are stuffed with donkey hair! I'm not Chang'e in the Moon Palace. My surname is Chang. I'm often Chang. I'm totally out of touch with Chang'e! "
The old ruffian gave a hiccup and looked up and down at the fat woman. He nodded his head seriously. "Fortunately, you are not the real Chang'e, or you will be killed if you buy a piece of tofu. It's really disappointing. "
"Lao long wants to die!" As soon as the old woman's face sank, she clapped her hands.
The old ruffian's Kung Fu has greatly increased during this period, so he is no longer dodging. With a loud roar, he also comes up with a fist.
One hand one punch Bang together, the whole mountain all followed to shake a few times.
The old ruffian stepped back five or six steps, his face flushed. And that fat woman just stepped back, it can be seen that her strength is much stronger than that of the old ruffian.
The old ruffian saw that he had not been able to do anything. He was so angry that he dropped the wine jar on the ground and pointed at the old woman hard, "up, old witch, not just now. You didn't pay attention just now. Come on, let's fight each other again. Let's show you your power. "
Then he rolled two sleeves, spat two mouthfuls of saliva on the palms of two hands, and then turned the ox's eyes. Ah, he rushed up, and punched him all the way.
"Go to hell!" The old woman screamed and hit her with a punch.
The old ruffian didn't notice the old woman's trick, but Yang Xingchen found it. He found that the old woman changed her hand this time. Just now, the first punch was made with the left hand against the old ruffian, but this time it was with the right hand.
Some people want to say that the left hand and the right hand belong to old women. What kind of trick is this?
Yes, the left hand and right hand are the old woman's own. The problem is that she still holds the colorful stone in her right hand!
Do you think it is a common stone that can equal the best axe in the world?
"Old ruffian, be careful!" Yang Xingchen hastened to remind.
However, it was too late. There was only a loud bang, and then a whew. The old ruffian was directly hit by someone else's fist. That body flies back faster than the cannonball!
"Laoniangpi, if you cheat, your dragon master will come back!" Although the old ruffian was smashed to fly, his voice could be clearly transmitted.
Can also shout so disorderly, estimate also didn't suffer too big injury, Yang Xingchen in the heart a little at ease some. Just as he was about to raise his axe, he saw the fat woman yelling, "stop! I don't want to fight with you today, Yang Xingchen. I live in a big mountain called Penglai three thousand miles south from here. If you think it through, come to me tomorrow and return my daughter's things. If you still can't figure it out tomorrow, don't blame me for bullying the small with the big! "With a wave of her hand, she flew away with her green hair daughter, Li Yuechan and fat old man.
In fact, Yang Xingchen's arm is still more painful than her own!
Yang Xingchen puts away the axe and comes to Lao Lai. At this time, Lao Lai is using his own skill to cure his injury. Yang Xingchen reaches out his hand and wants to help him. But as soon as he put out his hand, Lao Lai let out a loud sound and bit his finger fiercely.
Yang Ma Chen, you are really scared? It's me, your master, who will help you to heal your wounds! "
"Woof, woof, woof!" Lao Lai just seems to think of it. He is straight to Yang Xingchen.
Yang Xingchen, of course, won't have the same insight as a erha. He immediately reaches out his hand to help him treat him. In just a few minutes, Lao Lai's internal and external injuries have recovered, but the two tusks can't grow back.
"Woof, woof, woof!" Lao Lai ran over, took two tusks in his mouth, put them in Yang Xingchen's hand, and then pointed to his dog's mouth with his paw.
Yang Xingchen a face of helpless, "elder brother, you this tooth has broken, what method do I have?"? If it's broken, it's better not to have tusks. "
"Woof, woof, woof!" Lao Lai fell to the ground with a plop, whistling and kicking, rolling and whistling. While the ghost called, but also a pathetic glance to their fangs, a face of not give up.