This bamboo pole was a treasure! From the young man's performance, the old beggar was very sure of his judgement.
This broken bamboo pole … It was clearly picked up on the spot two days ago! The old beggar thought for a while and peeked at the bamboo pole a few times, but could not find anything special about it. What kind of treasure would it be? Antiques? Or was this the legendary beat stick of the Beggar Gang?
Li Xiao Jun embarrassedly touched his nose. Looking at the puzzled expression of the old beggar, he knew that his actions just now had caused this old fogey to misunderstand.
Big Yellow was yawning. He was lying at Li Xiao Jun's feet, coldly watching Li Xiao Jun pestering the old man for the bamboo stick.
"Uncle, here is one hundred yuan. I really like the stick in your hand. Can you sell it to me?" Li Xiao Jun respectfully held up a hundred dollar bill with both hands.
The old beggar turned his head away without even looking at him. He humphed out from his nostrils and said, "One hundred yuan, you're trying to get rid of the beggar!"
Li Xiao Jun was speechless and said awkwardly: "You … Does it belong to any other kind of work? "
"This is called the art of behavior in our line of work!" The old beggar said proudly.
Li Xiaojun immediately extended his thumb, showing his admiration for the old beggar. He then inserted a silver needle into the arm of this shameless old man and easily grabbed the dirty bamboo pole.
Li Xiao Jun said in an amiable manner, "Then why don't you continue to stay here …" Art? "Since I was young, I didn't have any artistic bacteria, so I bid my farewells to you."
Eh? My hand! My hand is crippled! " "Ah!" The old beggar cried out in fear. "Ah!
This was a relatively bustling plaza, so there were still many people coming and going. Upon hearing the old beggar's pitiful cry, many people looked over in curiosity.
Li Xiaojun was being impulsive just now. Although this old man was really hateful and wanted to raise the price with just a broken bamboo stick, he was still an old man after all. Li Xiaojun was somewhat guilty of stabbing him with this needle.
"Alright, alright, stop shouting. You keep the money well, I'll give you another 100! "I'll pull the needle out for you. Your hand will be normal if I pull it out." Noticing that the people around him were already starting to point fingers at him, Li Xiaojun instinctively felt that he should slip away, so he pulled out the silver needle and turned around to leave.
Who would have thought that the old beggar would actually hug his thigh and begin to wail and wail, "Aiya, my god! Someone come quickly! There's been a robbery here! "
"What the f * ck!" Li Xiaobing was shocked. Robbery! Where are you! Who? "Me?!"
Without waiting for Li Xiaojun to react, a group of strong men rushed over. All of them stared with wide eyes, rolled up their sleeves and surrounded Li Xiaojun.
"Let go of that... "Old man!" The muscular man in the lead who was a head taller than Li Xiaojun said in a deep voice.
Li Xiaobing, "..."
"It should be for him to let me go …"
Everyone: "..."
Actually, all of them had noticed the strangeness in this place earlier. There was an old man lying on the ground, and no one dared to move closer. However, when they heard the ferocious "someone is robbing" shout from the old man, they focused their eyes and saw that the suspected robber was being hugged by the old man. The group of hot-blooded young men immediately became the incarnation of justice, fighting to capture this thin and small robber one after another.
"Quickly hand over the item!" A man with a crew cut said fiercely to Li Xiao Jun.
"Yes!" Hand it over! "
"Hand it over and I'll spare your life!" The rest of the people followed suit, talking at the same time.
Therefore, this matter could be seen. The words of the robbers and the robbers were almost the same. If it wasn't for the fact that Li Xiao Jun had an old man hanging from his leg, everyone who passed by would have thought that Li Xiao Jun was robbed by this group of people.
After arguing for a while, someone finally remembered the old beggar.
"Great sir, what did he steal from you?"
"Treasure... "Baby!" The old beggar's heart was not well, he had surrounded so many people, and now he was completely stunned.
"Baby?" Everyone's eyes lit up. This old man was dressed like a beggar no matter how he looked at. What treasure could he possibly have that this young man snatched from him?
"Great sir, what treasure is this?"
"That's it. That bamboo, uh … Hit the dog with a stick! " The old beggar pointed.
The heck!
The group of hot-blooded youths silently glanced at that sword … How should he put it, the dirty bamboo sticks that were suspected to have been fished out of the fecal pit were all spitting out at the same time in his heart. This old man, could it be that he had read too many wuxia novels, and his brain was in trouble?
Of course, they had all seen the bamboo pole in Li Xiao Jun's hand, but no one could have imagined that this so-called robber would steal this kind of thing! Besides, this bamboo shoot is everywhere on the streets, is there a need to rob it?
Perhaps … Was this thing really the token of the legendary Beggar Gang's leader – beating a dog with a stick?
The moment this thought appeared in the minds of everyone present, it was immediately defeated within a second. It was a dirty and tattered stick. Both ends were cracked and there was even a faint stench coming from it. This could very possibly be a bamboo pole that had been fished out from some fecal pit!
Everyone was sure.
"Alright, since it's like this, then this brother here, take this old man's bamboo …" Give this dog beating stick back to me. " The one who spoke was still the muscular man. The muscular man gave Li Xiaojun an apologetic look. He stretched out his hand, preparing to pat Li Xiao Jun's shoulder. His meaning was very clear. Sorry, but who the hell knew that this old man was crazy.
Who knew that before his hand could reach Li Xiao Jun's shoulder, it froze.
"I bought this bamboo pole!" After spending two hundred dollars, you see that money is still in his hands! " Li Xiao Jun said with a serious face.
The old beggar was flustered as he saw everyone's eyes fall on his left hand, which was holding the money. Ye Zichen clenched his teeth and chucked the two hundred yuan to Li Xiaoyan.
"Which one agreed to sell it to you? Which one agreed to sell! You were the one who forcefully gave me the money. If I say that I don't want to sell you, then just take it! "
The muscles on the muscular man's face trembled. He quietly distanced himself from Li Xiao Jun.
It felt like this kid was quite sick! Spend two hundred dollars to buy the broken stick in the beggar's hand! If the other party wasn't willing to sell it, he would try to rob the other party!
Could it be... What's wrong with this stick? For a moment, all the smart people present began their own plans.
However, no matter how they looked at him, they were still confused.
"Tch." Big Yellow looked at these stupid humans, who had experienced a lot on Earth, and let out a cold sneer lazily.
In fact, this bamboo pole was originally an ordinary bamboo pole. However, it had been certified by Big Yellow's Divine Vision, and was the perfect primer for the Clear White Goddess Pill!
As for the origins of this bamboo pole, these people had guessed it right. It really is from... Fishing it out of the dung pile!
However, this dung heap was not created by humans, but was created by a small bird in the zoo – the Red Feather Nightingale!
Nightingale's feces contained a biochemical enzyme that could remove dead skin, and was able to repair skin damage caused by aging and sunlight. It was known as the new generation of pure natural beauty products.
This bamboo pole had once been the bird's toilet. The surface of the bamboo was soaked with bird droppings. After so many years of being immersed by the wind and rain, the droppings had long since seeped into the bamboo.