From the point of view of the five elements of traditional Chinese medicine, dampness and diarrhea of bird manure belongs to water, human skin belongs to the five elements of gold. Water can nourish gold, so there is bird droppings on the face. However, the bird dung carried a fishy smell. Instead of a fishy smell, it actually injured gold. Thus, after a series of torments, the bird poop smeared all over his face seemed to have no effect at all.
But with this bamboo pole acting as a medium, things were different.
Bamboo, fresh, elegant, modest gentleman. The stench of bird droppings was neutralized. Therefore, this bamboo pole that the old beggar casually picked up to use as a walking stick was thrown to the Dustbin by a zookeeper because it was too dirty … It's a fucking treasure.
However, this treasure was only useful to Big Yellow and Li Xiao Jun. Even if the others were clear about the origins of this bamboo pole, they wouldn't know the use of it, much less know about it.
Using the water from this bamboo pole to make the Bright White Goddess Pill, it could increase the effectiveness of the Bright White Goddess Pill by 20%!
This bamboo pole could only be regarded as an unexpected surprise when the two of them went out to purchase. Rhubarb's nose was not covered, after all. From a distance, he could see the "extraordinary" nature of the bamboo pole in the old beggar's hand.
After he explained the function of this thing to Li Xiao Jun, Li Xiao Jun, whose eyes were glowing, immediately attacked.
This was what had caused the current situation.
This person's heart was truly greedy.
Looking at the old beggar who refused to let go, Big Yellow sighed with emotion.
To pay something that is not in line with its own value doesn't make you get it any faster.
This could only stimulate the greed of humans.
When you want to pay a few coins for a stone, people just take it as a nice stone.
However, when one was willing to pay tens of thousands or even hundreds of thousands for a stone, it wasn't just the stones that were crazy. It was also the hearts of people that were crazy.
Big Yellow looked at the disappointing disciple in the crowd with disdain. His gaze gradually softened. It thought to itself, "Since this bastard has already passed on my legacy, and he has also passed the test of demonheart, in terms of teaching the people in the world, should I also take on some of the responsibilities of a master?"
"What are you all doing here?"
A clear and melodious female voice interrupted Big Yellow's thoughts.
Li Xiao Jun looked up and was instantly stunned.
He wasn't the only one. The surrounding rough guys all straightened their necks.
A short-haired policewoman walked straight in front of Li Xiaojun.
Li Xiao Jun's breathing became sluggish.
Her clear eyes did not contain a single trace of emotion, and her exquisite black uniform made all the men present feel an indescribable emotion. Although her face was not covered with makeup, it was still possible to see that her eyebrows had been drawn in an arc with a brown eyebrow pencil, which added a little hardness and sharpness to her originally long eyes. She stood straight, her long neck shining in the sun like a proud and aloof swan princess, like a poplar standing upright in a desert wind.
"Who is this girl?" Someone whispered.
"The police station of the east city, Bai Yang!" You don't even know her! "
"What's going on with all of you?" Bai Yang frowned and asked.
"Report to the government! Our family heirloom was stolen! " Before Li Xiaojun could recover, the old beggar spoke with a choked voice.
Bai Yang's eyebrows twitched.
He had not expected that he would run into such a huge case while he was out for lunch!
However, when Bai Yang found out that the so-called family heirloom was the bamboo pole in Li Xiao Jun's hands, the beautiful flower police was dumbfounded.
What should he do in this situation?
No matter how he looked at it, it was just a stick, but the old beggar recognized it as a treasure. If you don't, you'll be accused of police inaction. What if, what if this really was some sort of amazing treasure? But if he really did care, how could he care? Could it be that he was going to make a fuss over a broken stick and bring everyone back to investigate? If that happened, this month's bonuses would be in vain.
Just when everyone was in a deadlock. A big yellow dog suddenly dived into the crowd, grabbed the bamboo stick in its mouth, and disappeared like a gust of wind.
"This …" The old beggar was dumbfounded, and so was Bai Yang.
"Whose dog is this?"
"I don't know!" I've never seen it before! " Li Xiaojun said decisively.
"Nonsense!" This dog is yours! This dog has obviously been following you! You're definitely the one who ordered it! " The old beggar told the truth.
"How, how did I lead? Get a dog to lead one for me! " Li Xiaojun hardened his heart and insisted that the big yellow dog had nothing to do with him. You want your bamboo pole? Well, go ask the dog!
"Officer!" I want to call the police! I want to call the police! " The old beggar was unwilling to let go as he grabbed Li Xiao Jun's pants with one hand and pulled at Bai Yang with the other.
"Aiyo, why is it so lively here today!" Suddenly, a familiar voice rang in Li Xiao Jun's ears.
A group of ill-looking young men with their hair dyed in multicolored colors slowly walked over.
"What the f * ck!" Juno! So it's you! " The leader of the group, a young man called out in surprise.
Li Xiao Jun was trembling from head to toe when she heard her brother's voice. Focusing on them, he realized that it was Li Ergou's group!
"What did you call me?" Li Xiao Jun was confused about Li Ergou's plan.
"Call your brother!" Li Ergou's enthusiasm made the surrounding crowd feel a little guilty. These people didn't seem like good people. If they really started fighting …
Immediately, the soldiers of justice surrounding Li Xiao Jun all silently retreated.
"You called me …" "Brother?" Li Xiaoyan heard the voice clearly, but he thought he heard it wrongly. Yesterday, he beat this Li Ergou up really badly. Could it be that he had gone mad?
But he did not make Li Xiao Jun suspicious again, so Li Ergou directly told him the reason.
"Hehe, it's my big brother who asked us to call him that …"
Blunt Li...
Li Xiao Jun finally understood.
Although he and Blunt Li were at a disadvantage and both sides were heavily injured. But Master also saved Blunt Li. But how could Blunt Li think that the one who saved him was a dog? Therefore, Li Xiaojun was responsible for stopping the bleeding. However …
"How do you know my name?" Li Xiao Jun still had some doubts.
Li Ergou scratched his head. He said unhappily, "Heh heh, sister-in-law said so."
Snow lotus?
Li Xiao Jun finally believed what Li Ergou said.
When he thought about it, it made sense. Blunt Li was first convinced of Xiao Jun's capabilities, and then thought that he had unconcerned about the past and saved him.
Li Ergou squeezed through the crowd and saw Bai Yang's appearance, which made his eyes light up.
He thought to himself, this Juno is truly an expert that can compete with his big brother. Just by looking at the woman beside him, if he were to casually bring any of them out, they would be on a completely different level from him!
But what was this old man who had Juno's thighs for?
Li Ergou probed, "Juno, this is …" Li Ergou pointed at the old beggar.
When the old beggar saw that Li Xiaojun had come to help him, he became flustered. However, his bright white uniform gave him a bit of courage.
"He stole our family's family heirloom... "I …"
"Fuck you!" Li Ergou threw out a kick, sending the old beggar tumbling to the ground.