Chapter 194: Official Bulletin Board – fifteen
[That Person] Talking About Celebrities – Thread 451 [This Person]
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Seems like we’re finally getting a second official event.
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Why ‘Official’? Was there a player-made event before this one or something?
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There’s no way this will get more exciting than the player-made event though, lol!
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As if. This one has way more people playing.
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That’s right.
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Btw, the people on the top of the karma rankings are kind of always the same, aren’t they?
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And Genocider’s value became even more absurd. Blossom can’t even compete…
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There are some fluctuations within the top 20, but it’s hard for new people to catch-up to the older players.
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At least she tries, lol!
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Well, the top ones are definitely fixed at this point though.
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Order
#1: Perverted Gentleman – Karma: 308
Chaos
#1: Rena – Karma: -411
Neutral
#1: Absolutely Inviolable Area – Karma: 0
If the top 3 ever stopped being those people, things would be really strange.
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The really strange thing, is having the Perverted Gentleman as the top Order player.
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Lol
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Let’s not talk about that…
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[Breaking News] KSO Management is actually held hostage by the Perverted Gentleman!
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Lol
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Lol
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Lol
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That’s a reasonable guess, lol!
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You crazy! You’re gonna get erased!
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And I now started imagining unpleasant things…
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Like the management team being embraced by the Perverted Gentleman?
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Seriously?
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Yes?
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You’re all crazy.
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Thread is derailing as much as always, I guess.
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I bet the Perverted Gentleman is actually a serious person offline though.
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There was actually a case of a player using a young girl avatar confessing to him, and he actually tried giving her serious life advice when he heard that… Turns out it was just a joke confession, so they both laughed it off.
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He can be surprisingly friendly!?
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That was truly a gentlemanly act…
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That’s the top Order player alright.
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I’m sorry for doubting his orderliness.
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Now I’m starting to wonder… Would he actually have about the same amount of raw Karma value as the Genocider if he stopped acting like a pervert?
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Oh gods, this is hilarious!
… Wait, you might actually be right! Lololol!
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I mean… He surely lost a lot of karma from his public exhibitions and imprisonments…
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Yeah… How can he be at the top of the Order faction when he keeps doing this kind of thing?
I’m gonna report him for suspicious karma value that don’t seem to reflect his actions.
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Oh, sure, let’s do it. Reported!
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Yeah, that’s valid. No way those numbers make sense! Reported!
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I mean, it is kinda strange that the top 3 players of each faction are such weirdos… The top Order player at least should be a normie, right? Reported!
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Yeah, I don’t want to imagine an alternate reality where the Perverted Gentleman has the highest raw amount of Karma Value if he didn’t act as a pervert. There must be something wrong here. Reported!
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Does he even do good deeds in the first place? Reported!
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I got an automated e-mail from the management team saying something about ‘due to a large number of reports, we…’
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Lol
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Lol
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LMAO!
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Oh wow, I can’t believe you guys!
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I mean, it’s not like it’s unfair to report him just from his pervert activities anyways…
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A good point.
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Only a truly perverted gentleman can be allowed to walk around the city while looking like that.
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No no, he can’t do it either. A soldier arrested him just a small while ago, after all.
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Lol!
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[That Person] Talking About Celebrities – Thread 459 [This Person]
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>> 980 Next thread, please.
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[Sad News] An expedition force of the Empire just had an unfortunate encounter with Absolutely Inviolable Area and is getting wiped out.
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> encounter with Absolutely Inviolable Area
It’s amazing how terrifying those words are.
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Let’s hope he won’t attack us to adjust his Karma…
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[Breaking News] The imperial detachment just got wiped out!
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Well, can’t say I’m surprised.
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So fast! Lol!
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They fell way too fast! Lol!
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The Empire’s army is second to none… In how fast they can lose!
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Lol
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I mean, Absolutely Inviolable Area also has one of those crazy passives that the Genocider has, doesn’t he? Those that get them stronger the more enemies are nearby and all that.
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Yeah, those two are the peak solo players for sure… And they really don’t care for the results of their actions, which makes it all worse.
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At least Genocider is purposefully a solo player… Absolutely Inviolable Area is a solo player due to the consequences of his actions.
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I mean, nobody will party up with the guy that backstabs you on the moment that his karma rises…
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Yeah, we once got our entire party wiped (except for him, of course) during a boss battle just because he needed to adjust his karma…
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Is there anyone still crazy enough to party with Absolutely Inviolable Area…?
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Well, I guess Genocider is saner than at least one person, isn’t she!? Lol!
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Well, on Genocider’s case, anyone that tries to take the initiative into partying up is going to end up decapitated, but it works out if she is the one that decides to party up first.
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I really envy Yuu…
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Genocider is hard to party up with.
Absolutely Inviolable Area is hard to stay at a party with.
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Wouldn’t those two be the strongest party ever if they decided to join forces?
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Not just the strongest, but also the worst party ever…
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Let’s add the Perverted Gentleman to the mix.
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Terrifying…
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Too dangerous!
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Don’t lump those people together!
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I’m now imagining Genocider happily throwing bombs at you, while Absolutely Inviolable Area holds the frontline… And the Perverted Gentleman just shows off his body in the back, because he doesn’t need to do anything.
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That’s way too hilarious! Lol!
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What a hellish image…
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Who is the Perverted Gentleman?
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Anyone wanna enlighten the poor lamb?
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Don’t wanna… Just talking about it gives me the shivers! Lol!
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Don’t worry too much about it, folks. If this monstrous party ever became a thing, you’d all die so fast that you wouldn’t even be able to take mental damage from the Perverted Gentleman.
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Too true, lol!
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Yeah, us mobs just can’t compete! Lol!
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Would probably need all other top players to try fighting them! Lol!
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On a serious note, is there anyone that can actually fight against Genocider or Absolutely Inviolable Area and not get stomped?
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Hannes has a proven track record of holding his own against those two.
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I think all 5 top players (if you count the ones right below those two) should be able to fight more or less on even grounds actually.
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Well, Maria, Blossom and Hannes should be indeed capable of fighting properly, but… Who else would fit?
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Dunno?
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Hannes, Perverted Gentleman, Maria, Blossom, Yuu… Those 5, I guess?
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It’s ‘Lady Maria’ for you.
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Oh no.
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The mad religious folks are here!
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You all can’t respect other people’s beliefs? Good grief…
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Anyone got popcorn?
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I abandoned Maria’s faith.
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To abandon the lady is the greatest sin.
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I’ve never seen such a disgusting heretic.
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Too many worshippers in this thread!
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What’s even up with this worshipping…?
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Well, they’re basically people that worship Saintess Maria, who is a famous player within KSO. They actually have a structured hierarchy within their faith and have gone far beyond what anyone could possibly expect from an in-game religion! Even NPCs have now joined the faith of Lady Maria!
There’s actually a website with more information, so if you’re interested, you can see a more in-depth explanation at http: // ******
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… Is this person trying to recruit others to the faith while disguising it as an explanation?
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They really come out of nowhere, don’t they!? Lol!
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Well, it happens every time someone mentions Maria…
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I wonder if you need to pay a fee to enter the faith…?
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Someone fell for it! Lol!
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Let us all be saved, in the name of the lady…
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Just what are those people saying!? Lol!
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Can’t be helped, just take it for what it is.