Chapter 195: Official Bulletin Board – sixteen

Chapter 195: Official Bulletin Board – sixteen

[Finally] Second Event Thread 1 [It’s Started]

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It’s only been a few hours since it started, but what’s the current situation?

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Hymn’s Guru is making his crazy prayers in the middle of the city, and Ranka is chanting Buddhist sutras to maintain her sanity.

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Yeah, I have no clue what that means…

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If you hear Hannes screaming somewhere nearby, you’re probably gonna have a bad time.

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By the way, who is Hymn’s Guru? A veteran of Maria’s faith or something?

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More like the founder.

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Yeah, he is really into that faith.

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I wonder what led him to create the church of Maria in the first place…

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There are some truly crazy people out there…

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It’s all the fault of our education!

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Of our education, culture, sports and etc, you mean?

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Oh, and here comes the hijacking!

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People really like to derail these threads, don’t they?

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Well, moderation on those forums is pretty lax.

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Do not worry everyone, for Ranka’s sutras will save you!

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Ranka’s sutras will bring Hymn’s Guru back to sanity!

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What the…? Lol

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The average players all get confused by these talks, lol!

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Usual chaos stuff! Lololol!

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I guess they’re just doing the minimum amount of crazy things necessary in order to reach the top rankings?

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Then I’ll stay as a mid-level player for the rest of my life…

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You can’t achieve anything without sacrifices! Forsake your humanity!

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Nah, that’s too much.

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Lol.

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Genocider > No ethics

Absolutely inviolable area > No social skills

Perverted Gentleman > No shame

Hymn’s Guru > No common sense

Well, I guess they all did sacrifice something.

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Kinda amazing that Hannes can remain at the top while still being a pretty normal person though, isn’t it?

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Maybe we just didn’t find what is his crazy aspect yet?

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Poor guy, can’t even get a bit of trust after all that he already did.

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Well, there was the child incident.

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Bring this one up in front of Hannes, and he’ll get angry.

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Are you seriously bringing up the arrow that Myra shot on the day of Genocider’s debut in the game? Yeah, sure, it did pierce an NPC child, but it was the Genocider that used the child as a human shield.

Also, while this still bothers Myra, the Genocider probably forgot about it already.

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My bad…

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Be honest everyone, Hannes and his party certainly made a good impression on everyone.

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On a side note, I don’t recommend anyone doing the kind of thing that Genocider did… NPCs are a bit too humanized in this game, so it feels kinda bad to kill them whimsically.

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And yet, the Genocider doesn’t even hesitate to kill them…

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I wonder if the Genocider even cared to look things up, in order to find out that NPCs don’t respawn.

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Well, I doubt she doesn’t know it by now, since the important NPCs she killed never came back.

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And she doesn’t slow down on her slaughter at all! Lol!

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Whether it’s a player or an NPC, it doesn’t matter! Slay them all! Lol!

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She’s kinda barbaric…

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You what!? Did you just call lady Rena a barbarian!?

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How dare you say such disgusting thing about lady Rena!?

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I can’t believe someone would say such absurdity about lady Rena…

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Oh dear…

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After Maria’s church, we now have to deal with the Genorers…

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The scary people keep appearing! Lol!

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How can you compare our devotion to lady Rena to that crazy faith of Maria!? Don’t go bringing our worship of the Apostle of Chaos down to the level of that Saintess with a mad church!

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And things are going wild!

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You better watch your back, or we’ll come for you too!

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> 388

Yeah, don’t mess with who you shouldn’t!

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So scary!

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They feel more like gangsters and less like worshippers…

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The Genorers surely know how to be scary, lol!

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Lol!

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I wonder what they do when they actually meet up with the Genocider.

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At that point, it’s on the lady’s hands.

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On the lady’s hands…?

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Yeah, she’ll do what she wants, as usual, and we’ll watch as she slaughters everyone.

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That… Actually makes sense?

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Surprisingly reasonable.

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There’s some sanity even among the madmen.

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The Chaotic organization is the sensible one, and the Orderly organization is the crazy one, lol!

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Lol!

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[As Expected] Second Event Thread 17 [Those Two]

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[Breaking News] Both Genocider and Absolutely Inviolable Area are invading other countries while bringing an army with them.

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For real…?

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Yeah, they apparently founded their own countries, so the people in charge are mostly figureheads that they can control as they see fit.

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Ah, that makes sense… In normal situations, you’d need to do a miracle to get a country to lend you their army in the middle of a kidnapping war, but… When they own the country, I guess it’s actually trivial to do so.

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Not to mention that they probably have no clue on how to manage an army, so they basically need to order the general around and let the general find a way of executing the commands in a sensible manner.

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Two crazy people for sure…

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And the princess of Absolutely Inviolable Area’s country just made a speech.

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Never saw that princess before… Guess it’s because she’s from a small country, so it can’t be helped.

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Actually, I feel like I did see her before…

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Huh? When?

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Yeah, in the Beginners’ City, but… I’m pretty sure it was a player though.

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Maybe they’re just really similar?

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Maybe… Or maybe something troublesome is happening.

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Like a player impersonating an NPC!? Lol!

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That would be hilarious.

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Though I can’t really imagine that weird player acting like a cute princess…

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Lol!

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Well, some people are good at flicking a personality switch when they need to?

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I’m surprised you’re all seriously discussing the conspiracy theory of a player acting as a princess.

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I know, right!?

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Crazy people are everywhere.

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Well, it’s funny to overthink those things.

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Just an average day on these forums, I suppose.

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We get used to those things after a while! xD

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Would KSO even allow people to pretend to be NPCs?

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Well, it is KSO we’re talking about…

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Lol

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And when we consider what the management is like, then… Well…

Boss

Hello?

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Oh!

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I said nothing!

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We were just talking about how much we love KSO!

Secretary

> 589

Don’t go causing trouble…

Boss

Sorry…

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The evil is gone!

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We defeated it!

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Lol!