Chapter 504： Modern God Stick 32┃The virtuous Xuanming

Huang Mao and Xiao Dao, who hadn't been in the real world for a long time, invited Zhao Feng out last night, ate supper, sang karaoke, and didn't go home until late.

They will be very uncomfortable when they stay at home. Who told them that their five senses are too sensitive, no matter how far they hide, they can hear the voice of the boss and sister-in-law. The more they get along, the more they can understand why the elder sister-in-law can tie the boss so dead.

In addition to the extremely smart head and melon seeds, the unusually beautiful face, the sister-in-law's kung fu is also first-class.

The two woke up after four hours of sleep, and walked into the kitchen following a strong aroma of food. They were going to praise the virtuous sister-in-law, but they saw the back of their boss wearing a floral apron.

"Fuck? Am I still dreaming?" Huang Mao blinked.

Xiaodao was stunned for a second before shouting: "Boss, good morning."

Xuan Ming glanced back at them and said, "Breakfast will be ready soon. Come and bring the dishes to the restaurant."

"Why are you making breakfast?" Huang Mao asked in disbelief. Before today, he couldn't imagine the boss frying eggs with a spatula. He always thought that the boss's hand was only suitable for slashing people with a knife.

"When I was in love with your sister-in-law, I did all the housework. Besides breakfast, I also cooked lunch and dinner. I swept the ground and washed the clothes. What's wrong? Is there anything strange? " Xuan Ming asked generously.

Huang Mao and Xiaodao: "...No, it's nothing strange. Boss, you are really capable." After speaking, they gave a thumbs up.

Xuan Ming put the fried eggs on the plate.

At this moment, the mobile phone he placed on the cupboard suddenly rang, it was an alarm clock.

"You've already woken up, what's your alarm clock?" Before Huang Mao could finish speaking, Xuan Ming had already taken off his apron and strode up to the third floor.

He hurriedly rushed into the bedroom, lifted the quilt, lay on the bed, and turned his body to his side, staring at the little devil's face.

After a while, Zhuang Li rubbed his eyes and woke up in a daze. After waking up, he didn't have time to think about anything. First, he looked at the other side of the pillow and found that Xuan Ming was really lying there, not dreaming, so he jumped on it. , and kissed Xuan Ming's face a lot.

When he opened his eyes, he could see Xuan Ming immediately, and he would be happy all day. On the contrary, he will burst into a huge wake up gas.

Xuan Ming, who had already figured out his temperament, smiled back and kissed back, and while he was secretly relieved, he picked him up, took him into the bathroom, pulled a thick bath towel, put it on the cold countertop, and then Put people on it.

"Wash your face yourself or I'll wash it for you?" Xuan Ming skillfully applied toothpaste to his toothbrush, turned on the faucet at the same time, and waited for the water to get hot.

"You wash me." Zhuang Li leaned against the mirror and muttered lazily.

"It's nice to have a husband." He put his hands on his stomach and sighed sincerely.

"I didn't come, you didn't sweep the floor, you didn't cook the food, and you didn't wash the clothes. The house is full of messes. Is your cleanliness a fake?" Xuan Ming wet the towel and gently wiped the little devil's face. , said rebuke words on his mouth, but his voice was full of smiles.

It is obvious that he is enjoying his current job.

"I'm waiting for you to do it for me." Zhuang Li said vaguely, stuffing the toothbrush into his mouth.

Xuan Ming was amused by his reason, kissed his forehead, and said softly, "Brush your teeth, I'll go down and cook noodles."

Zhuang Li grabbed Xuan Ming's collar, dragged him over, and kissed him on the cheek with a mouth full of toothpaste, leaving behind a cloud of snow-white foam.

"Go." After the trick succeeded, he smiled complacently.

Xuan Ming wiped off the foam on his face, shook his head and laughed, and stepped out of the bathroom, but not long after, he came in again, holding a thumb-sized, blood-stained villain in his hand, and his tone was very serious: " I think you need to explain to me what this is."

Zhuang Li: "..."

The demon in the bottle was pinched by the back of Fate's neck by Xuan Ming, and was desperately dancing his little arms and legs, chirping and screaming. He tried to bite the man's finger just now, but he almost broke his mouth full of fangs.

"It's okay if you don't explain his origin, you can put him in a dress and let him go out. Don't you know he has your face?" Xuan Ming threw the demon in the bottle into the washbasin and rinsed it with warm water. , then pointed at his sesame-sized **** and issued a stern condemnation.

Zhuang Li: "...Where did I get such small clothes for him?"

Xuan Ming looked up at the sky, secretly lucked, and seemed to calmly ask, "Tell me, how did he come here?"

Zhuang Li quickly spit out the bubbles in his mouth and told the story of the demon in the bottle.

Xuan Ming didn't say anything to reprimand him, he just took the man off the counter, carried him back to the bedroom, put him on the bed, and slapped him at his buttocks.

However, every time he hits, the little devil drags his tail and utters a humming moan, as if he is suffering from that...

Xuan Ming's ears turned red, his breathing became short, and the blood in his body boiled.

Huang Mao and Xiao Dao, who were sitting in the restaurant waiting to eat, looked at the ceiling, and then sighed, "It's starting again! Last night was not enough, so it's going on again this morning! This may be the only sport that my sister-in-law is good at. "

Xuan Ming's slap was completely unstoppable. He turned the sly little devil over, leaned down, put his hands around his body, and panted, "You should be vegetarian tonight!"

"Husband, I was wrong." Zhuang Li quickly admitted his mistake.

"It's useless to call him Dad." Xuan Ming said through gritted teeth.

His ears, cheeks, and neck were all red with sudden lust. But he knew he couldn't tolerate this little devil any longer.

"Dad, do you hurt me?" Zhuang Li stretched out his slender arms and gently wrapped them around Xuan Ming's neck, his red lips approaching his hot ears, pleading softly.

This sentence seemed to slowly flow out of the hive, and the "Dad" with a thick and sweet meaning suddenly broke through Xuan Ming's taboo and scratched to the itch that he had never been scratched before. His body instantly produced a violent chemical reaction, and without even thinking about it, he squeezed the little devil's sweet mouth and kissed it fiercely.

Zhuang Li squinted and smiled, and kissed back obediently.

Downstairs Xiaodao and Huang Mao heard a more violent noise, and immediately began to hold bowls and chopsticks.

"Eat it and leave them alone. They won't come down in an hour or two."

"Envy! I also want to find a daughter-in-law as hot as my sister-in-law!"

"This standard is too high, you should relax it appropriately."

"Yes, our strength can't be reduced so hot."

"Yes, you're sick enough."

"Fuck, who are you saying is weak?"

"Did I say you are weak?"

"That's what you mean!"

"..."

After the childish quarrel downstairs came to an end, the noise upstairs also stopped, Xuan Ming carried the little devil into the bathroom again, and placed it on the sink covered with thick bath towels.

The demon in the bottle used the washbasin as a swimming pool, and was diving, diving, splashing, and having a lot of fun. No matter how he killed him, he was just a newborn child, and his playful nature could not be erased.

Xuan Ming looked at the demon in the bottle in the basin, and then at the little devil sitting on the basin, one head and two big at once.

"Brush your teeth, and I'll take you down to breakfast after brushing. Is there any cloth at home? I'll sew a few sets of clothes for this little thing to wear. He can't be so naked all the time." Xuan Ming said helplessly.

Zhuang Li asked in amazement, "You can still sew clothes?"

Xuan Ming was too lazy to talk to this inattentive person, so he got into the bedroom and started rummaging through boxes and cabinets to find fabrics and needles.

Zhuang Li stretched out his finger, poked the little head of the demon in the bottle, and sneered, "Didn't I tell you to stay at that dark wizard's house and wait for me? What are you doing here?"

The demon in the bottle climbed onto the water basin, stood on his hips, pointed at Zhuang Li, and began to babble, grin and curse.

His pronunciation system seems to be different from that of humans.

7480 kindly said: "Master, let me translate it for you. The following words are what he said, and it has nothing to do with me - 呔! How dare you ask me, you idiot? I told you to come and you didn't come, I waited for you in vain. In the evening, I came back to have a look, good guy, you really know how to enjoy yourself! Fortunately, I didn't wait for you, otherwise I would have to freeze to death there! I'm still running around naked! I'm back, what's up? You It's an unreliable thing, don't ask me to do anything in the future, I'm too lazy to care about you!"

As soon as 7480 finished dubbing, the demon in the bottle put his hands together, plunged into the water, and had a beautiful dive.

It seemed that he really didn't want to talk to Zhuang Li anymore.

"Did he say this, or did you make it up?" Zhuang Li asked with a half-smile.

The scolding 7480 immediately scolded, quickly pulled out a series of positioning signals from the background, and said aggrievedly: "I really didn't make up, look, he sent you a lot of positioning last night, you have been busy , ignored him at all. He probably couldn't wait any longer, so he ran back on his own."

Zhuang Li looked at the dense positioning signals, and suddenly felt guilty. He waved at the little thing in the basin: "Forget it, forgive you this time."

The demon in the bottle emerged from the water and spat at him.

Zhuang Li immediately raised his finger and flicked his forehead.

Xuan Ming, who happened to see this scene when he walked into the bathroom: "...How old are you?"

Zhuang Li spit out the foam, rinsed his mouth, and then stretched out his hands to Xuan Ming, and shouted in a clear voice, "Dad hug!"

Xuan Ming: "..."

He was angry and funny, so he had to take the little devil off the counter and bring it into the bedroom to change clothes.

7480 replied in a low voice, "Hey, my son is good!" After saying that, it quickly covered its mouth, and its two big eyes glanced left and right, lest the owner hear it and find that the owner didn't respond, so it relaxed secretly. in one breath.

"I heard." 04588, who had not appeared for a long time, suddenly said.

"Fuck! You are freaking out and scared to death! What did you hear?" 7480 rushed to the contactor and asked sternly.

"I heard you taking advantage of your master, and I will tell him."

"No, no! Dad, Dad, please don't hurt your son!" 7480 knelt on the spot.

04588 snorted arrogantly, and then changed his number to 54088 in a grand manner.

7480 clenched his fists, showing a humiliated expression.