Xuan Ming put his arms around Zhuang Li in one hand and the demon in the bottle in the other, and came to the restaurant on the first floor.
Seeing the demon in the bottle wearing a black wizard's robe with a hood, the yellow-haired mouthful of Coke suddenly spewed out: "Boss, do you and your sister-in-law even have a son?"
Knife's face twitched. He couldn't believe it, but the child was standing on the table, holding a chicken leg and nibbling on it. No matter how you look at it, it's not an illusion.
Xuan Ming: "..."
Zhuang Li smiled on the table, but did not explain a word. He has always been the master of watching the fun, even if the fun involves himself.
Xuan Ming wiped his face, barely maintaining a calm tone, and told about the demon in the bottle.
Xiaodao and Huangmao let out a sigh of relief. Having said that, this child was not born by the sister-in-law for the boss, and they are a little disappointed!
Xuan Ming walked into the kitchen and helped the little devil cook a bowl of noodles. When he brought it out, he ordered, "We'll go to the black wizard's house later, you bring your exorcism equipment."
The residences of dark wizards are generally engraved with aggressive magic marks, and guarded by skeletons or demons, which need to be handled with care.
"Is it something that escaped from the inner world?" Xiaodao said worriedly: "I looked around yesterday, and the city has been shrouded in the gray fog of the inner world. Those monsters will follow the guidance of the gray fog, Climb from the inner world to the outer world. The speed of player growth cannot keep up with the speed of the massive invasion of monsters. If this continues, this world will be destroyed."
Xuan Ming shook his head and said nothing. He knew that the only way to stop the monster invasion was to kill the Lord God.
But his teammates didn't know his goal. They just want to see the main **** and get the chance to return to the original world from K.
Killing gods is unimaginable to them.
Xuan Ming shook his head again, and his face became solemn.
Zhuang Li suddenly took his hand and gently pulled it to his side. No matter how difficult the road ahead, they will never be separated.
Xuan Ming smiled in a low voice, leaned over, kissed the little devil's cheek, and then rubbed his black curly hair.
Zhuang Li also kissed him back, with only complete love and firmness in his eyes, no hesitation or fear.
"Life and death" is not a distant word for them, but a contract imprinted in their souls.
The knives all over their faces were blown by the pink bubbles of the two, and the mood became less gloomy. He shook his head and laughed, and then sighed: "If you can live a day, be happy for one day, what do you think about so much."
Just at this moment, there was a knock on the door, and two workers walked in with a brand-new desk and asked the bosses where to put it.
Xiaodao hurriedly took the person upstairs, and walked down a moment later with a payment slip, his tone was very natural: "Boss, pay."
Xuan Ming, who has left the watch world for a long time and has not left a penny of property here: "..."
"You don't have any money?" Xiaodao seemed to understand something, so he looked at his sister-in-law.
Zhuang Li put his mobile phone on the table, and the screen showed the balance of his bank card - 12 yuan.
Knife: "..."
Before Huang Mao could look at him, he raised his hands: "I don't have any money either! I used up all the deposits in the Watch World 800 years ago."
There was silence in the room, only the sound of the devil chewing the chicken bones in the bottle and 7480's schadenfreude laughter: "Hahahahahaha! A group of poor ghosts, hahahaha..."
"Wait a minute." Zhuang Li thought of something, and hurriedly ran to the second floor to find the 5,000 yuan left by Father Mu yesterday from the crevice of the sofa.
"Take it and pay the bill." He handed all the five thousand yuan to Xiaodao with a bold expression on his face.
Xiaodao: "Sister-in-law, we bought you the best desk for 28,000 yuan."
Huang Mao quickly added: "We think the best desk is worthy of your style."
Zhuang Li: "..." For the first time in his life, he had the urge to wipe his face.
Xuan Ming has already begun to smear. He never imagined that he would also encounter such embarrassment. He also thought that Xiaodao and Huangmao would have savings.
"I'll go out and make money right now." He clapped the table and stood up.
Xiaodao and Huang Mao responded quickly: "Boss, let's go with you! Today, we have to help sister-in-law to earn back the money for the table."
"How are you going to make money?" Zhuang Li asked with a smile.
The three Xuanming were stunned, obviously not thinking about this most crucial issue.
"Aren't you going to go to the construction site to move bricks?" Zhuang Li quickly finished the last few noodles, and said calmly, "Let's go, I'll take you to make money, not much, I just made two million today. "
The two porters who happened to come downstairs: "..."
Good guy, these people are poor and poor, their tone is really not small!
Zhuang Li had already put the demon in the bottle into his pocket, but the two porters didn't see anything. When they first entered, they didn't notice a small thing on the table.
"This is my ID card, and there are 5,000 yuan left. You guys can bring it back for delivery first. I can't run away from a building as big as I am." Zhuang Li handed the ID card to two porters.
The porter had no choice but to go back to the store with his ID card and 5,000 yuan, and told Zhuang Li that he must pay the balance at 5 pm tomorrow at the latest.
After getting into the original owner's tattered van, Xuan Ming said with great guilt, "I'm sorry, I'm useless."
"How can you be useless? You are my hero!" Zhuang Li held his cheeks, whispering and kissing, with a happy smile in his voice.
It's actually quite fun to be called by someone early in the morning to collect debts.
Xuan Ming pressed against the little devil's forehead and directly sensed his true thoughts. An extremely relaxed, joyful, and extremely bright emotion, like the fragrance of spring flowers, rushed through the spiritual platform, making Xuan Ming couldn't help raising the corners of his lips.
It seems that as long as they can stay together, any embarrassing thing can become the joy of life.
Xuan Ming's high-hanging heart finally slowly fell to the ground.
Even if you already love very much, but when you meet again, you can still love a little deeper. Xuan Ming conveyed this feeling back to the little devil's heart through his offset forehead.
Zhuang Li laughed lightly, slapped the steering wheel, and said cheerfully, "Go, go out and carry the banknotes!"
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The group broke through several black magic attacks and came to a dark basement.
"This is our two million." Zhuang Li said, pointing to a human skin on the pile of bones.
Xuan Ming looked at him puzzled.
He unlocked the phone, called up a reward announcement posted by the Dragon Group on the internal network, and said, "Look, the Ministry of State Security has offered a reward of 2 million to catch this demon. Let's first clean up the valuable things in this house, leaving only Lay down the evidence, then call the Ministry of Homeland Security and ask them to confirm."
Only then did Xuan Ming know that there was still a reward.
He took the little devil's phone, looked at the long list of bounty notices released by the dragon group, and laughed solemnly: "I have found a way to make money."
Huang Mao and Xiaodao gathered around to check, and were eager to try: "The money to watch the world is so **** good! Boss, let's act now."
Xuan Ming shook his head: "Wait until I send your sister-in-law back safely."
As the safety of the sister-in-law is at stake, Xiaodao and Huangmao can only suppress the urge to make money.
Zhuang Li quickly swept through the dark wizard's home and packed all the magic books and magic props into the space. Half an hour later, Zi Wei came with the experts from the Dragon Group, confirmed the evidence at the scene, and immediately credited 2 million to Zhuang Li's account.
The death of the black wizard was very tragic, but they did not dare to ask more, because Xuan Ming was here.
"You have put up so many bounties on the Internet, which monster has the highest amount?" Xuan Ming asked.
"The highest amount is a thousand-year-old boneless one. In order to catch it, we in the metaphysics community have sacrificed two eminent monks and three Taoist priests, and the dragon group has even filled in more than a dozen lives." Ziwei said in a sad tone. said.
"How much is the reward for this boneless animal?" Xuan Ming lit a cigarette and took a slow puff.
"The reward is fifty million." Zi Wei looked at him with hope.
"I've accepted this reward. Please help me send the little devil home. I'll come back to you later with the boneless head. You ask your department to prepare a check of 50 million yuan." Xuan Ming said. said flatly.
Zi Wei was held in place by the killing intent he unleashed without restraint, and he was sweating like rain.
He had never felt such a strong aura in anyone, not even those SSS-level taskers who were known to be top-notch.
Perhaps the Underworld God has hidden most of his strength!
Xuan Ming put the cigarette pestle he had just smoked on the black wizard's skin, hugged the little devil's head, kissed his forehead, and said softly, "Go home with them, don't run around. These two hundred If you keep pocket money, I will have the money for the desk when I come back in the afternoon. In the future, I will pay for all the household expenses, so you don’t have to worry about anything.”
When the words fell, he gently ruffled the little devil's curly hair, drew a machete from his waist, and said solemnly, "Go out hunting."
Knife and Huangmao responded enthusiastically.
For them, catching a boneless one is as easy as hunting.
The three had already left, but Zhuang Li was still covering his slightly hot eyebrows with his palms, and the corners of his mouth were full of smiles.
7480 shook his head and sighed: "Isn't it bad to eat soft rice? Why are you working so hard?"
54088 suddenly opened his mouth: "You call me Dad, and I'll give you a soft meal." As he spoke, he opened his management background, and let this little guy with a round head and a round brain visit his warehouse full of energy points.
7480: "..." Fuck, this guy is obviously insulting me!
After a second, it shouted sweetly: "Dad, I want ten thousand energy points!"
Those villain books have to rely on energy points to synthesize, so it has to bow down for five buckets of rice.
54088: "Hey, dear son, Dad will send you pocket money right away."
Hearing the dialogue between the two systems, Zhuang Li: "..." What kind of thing have I kept?
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Zi Wei called in more than a dozen experts and sent Zhuang Li home safely.
"Here's what you asked me to look up." He put a thick folder on the table.
Zhuang Li opened the folder and looked carefully.
Ziwei asked, "Are these things useful?" He had only heard of burning corpses and sealing ashes, but he had never heard of the usefulness of checking lives.
Everyone is dead, so it shouldn't make sense to know what he did while he was alive, right?
"Very useful." Zhuang Li nodded firmly: "With this information, Mu Nuan will definitely be able to kill the dream demon."
"When you help Mu Nuan exorcise the demons, the people from our Dragon Group want to come and watch, can you?" Zi Wei asked respectfully.
This was the first time someone had used a method that neither belonged to magic nor mysticism to exorcise a demon. Everyone in the group wanted to come and see it when they heard about it. Many people do not believe that this approach can be successful.
"Yes. There are many ways to kill demons, ghosts, and monsters. You are limited by traditional thinking." Zhuang Li rubbed his chin back and forth, and said in deep thought, "If I have time, I will study how to use scientific methods to exorcise demons. interesting."
In fact, he already had a clue, and several exorcism weapons were almost successfully developed.
This world, which was gradually shrouded in gray fog, was **** to others, but it was a perfect testing ground and paradise for him.