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George's pickup truck was back, but George was alone, his wife and children had not returned, and he had to stay in the hospital for some time to observe, especially his wife, who had been with Emily since the plague spread through her saliva and breath, and who had probably been infected, too.

George brought back a lot of fleas, and this time George was terrified. This was not some other disease, but a Black Death! Speaking of which, this was definitely the disease that the people of Star Stripes feared the most. Especially in a sparsely populated province like Arizona, an outbreak is hard to treat immediately.

Like Barton, who lived in a remote place, the house didn't even have a toilet. There were no sewers at all, and there were no toilets. They could only attract flies to their homes. A place like this was most likely to provoke fleas that carried the Black Death virus, so it was necessary to strengthen prevention efforts, especially in the field of hygiene.

As soon as George got out of the car, he could smell the aroma. "Jane, your cooking skills are getting better and better. The moment I got off the car, I could smell the food."

Jane spread out her hands. "George, this really isn't my handiwork. This is Shaw's craft."

George gave Xiao Peng a big hug without saying a word. "Xiao, you are Mi Er's savior and the savior of our family. I really don't know how to thank you."

At this moment, Xiao Peng had difficulty speaking. Do you want to thank me? You want to kill me, right? The stench of George's body was definitely causing Xiao Peng to gasp in amazement! But he himself didn't feel anything, he heard everything from the start! No! Here!

In fact, there are more people in the world who have a bad smell of fox than there are people who don't have a bad smell of fox. Most of them were black and white.

The white man's image really made the Chinese jealous. He had a tall figure, no matter if it was a man or woman with thick eyebrows or big eyes, he looked extremely beautiful, but God was really fair to everyone. The white man's body hair smell was really exaggerated.

Due to the influence of geography and climate, the white people had more hair and bigger pores during their evolution to resist the cold, so their body odor was also heavier.

Apart from the little kid and the young girls around the age of 15 to 22, almost every white person of every age, regardless of their gender, was required to use deodorant to suppress the smell of sweat. However, the amount of deodorant was very different, and very few people did not need it at all. This is why lymphatic diseases are so common in Europe and the United States, because deodorant is harmful to the lymphatic system.

The problem of taste was even more complicated. There were countless types of cleaning lotions, and they could even extend to different flavors. There was definitely a huge user base.

For example, when we watch Hollywood movies and European and American action movies, the white female celebrities in them don't have much body hair. Please, they spend a lot of money on professional relationships, and they have to solve body hair problems on a regular basis. It was all for nothing but to cover his own body odor. Although Xiao Peng had a friendship with a lot of foreign girls, which one of them wasn't a model celebrity? They spent a lot of money to make themselves so fragrant, or else a little girl like Amelia didn't have so many bad habits. That was why Xiao Peng didn't feel that the white man's body odor was that bad before.

However … Can you count on George, the river sweeper who works in a shit-free place in Arizona, to spray himself with deodorant every day? Men were different from women, and they still felt that having a body full of fur was a sign of being a man. After running outside for the whole morning, coupled with the Arizona sun, George's hug almost made Xiao Peng spit out everything he ate last night! This taste was too pleasurable.

When she saw Xiao Peng's expression, she thought of the problem. "George, look at your body covered in perspiration. Go take a shower and eat dinner."

"Asian carp." Barton said.

George was dumbfounded. "Asian carp can be so fragrant?" Are you guys joking? "

Jane smiled. "Quickly go and take a bath. You'll know when you get back from the bath."

Xiao Peng found a piece of wood and split it into thin strips before making chopsticks. It was fine to let them drink fish soup, but it was fine if they ate fish meat or used spoons and forks. However, if they wanted to eat grilled fish from Zhuge, they would have to use chopsticks. Therefore, teaching them how to use chopsticks was also an honorable and arduous task.

As they watched Xiao Peng make chopsticks, the Barton couple watched with great interest.

Barton was excited like a child: "This is the chopstick, right? We once played a feature film here that specifically introduced your Chinese chopsticks. "

Xiao Peng smiled and asked, "That's right, these are the chopsticks. How does your special film introduce them?"

Jane said, "I also remember that documentary about chopsticks being the most suitable tableware for your country. You have too many people and you don't have enough food. You won't be able to eat too much with chopsticks."

Xiao Peng's smile froze on his face. "WHAT?"

Barton continued, "Hmm, that's right. That movie did say that. I still remember the host saying, 'Imagine what would happen if the Chinese started eating like crazy with a spoon? That would be another crisis we would not be able to withstand. God bless the Chinese people who eat with chopsticks. If they eat with spoons, we won't have anything left. "

Xiao Peng was completely speechless. What did he mean by 'a little Chinese'? Xiao Peng wasn't tall, but he couldn't be considered small, right? Xiao Peng stopped what he was doing and walked to the front of George's pickup truck. Barton and Jane looked at Xiao Peng, not knowing what he was going to do.

Xiao Peng grabbed the front of the truck and directly lifted the front of the pickup truck. A speechless expression appeared on his face as he looked at Barton and Jane: "Barton, Jane, do you think that to the Chinese people, this knife and fork are really heavy? "You still don't know yellow people, I admit that compared to white people, yellow people are much smaller in physique, but if you limit their weight, then yellow people are more powerful when compared to people of the same weight. You can see that in the Olympic Games, champions of middle and lower weights are almost all yellow people, right?"

After hearing what Xiao Peng said, she came back to her senses and covered her mouth as she said, "Xie Te! God, please forgive me for swearing. That damned guest should be eating shit. Xiao, do all of you Chinese have this kind of power? God, that's horrible! "

Barton also crossed his chest: "Poor Randy, to provoke such a monster, not killing him with one punch is already God's blessing."

Xiao Peng put down the car, "Jane, don't be nervous. Not everyone in China has this power, but if you use your heels and think about it, you should know that the guest is talking nonsense, right? Oh, you Caucasian kids, you can eat with a spoon when you're two or three years old. Is that not logical at all? Do you think that is not so? "

Jane thought about it, gritted her teeth and said, "Those experts are all liars!"

Xiao Peng nodded his head: "Regarding this, I also admit that it's the same in China. The nine out of ten experts are liars."

When George came out of the shower, well, he seemed to have taken deodorant too, but it was his wife's, because he smelled like Linda.

"Can we eat now?" This was the first sentence George said after coming out. Xiao Peng smiled and began to teach everyone how to use chopsticks.

Then, Xiao Peng cried again:

In his imagination, teaching foreigners how to use chopsticks was a very simple thing. What he didn't expect was that learning how to use chopsticks caused his heart to collapse. Even if Xiao Peng taught them how to use chopsticks, he would also collapse.

"Xie Te, I feel as awkward as if I have two fingers on my palm!" Barton complained. Jane and Amelia were a little better off than Barton. Although they were unfamiliar with each other, they could at least eat something.

On the other hand, George and Aricia were the ones who used chopsticks the most. Xiao Peng didn't understand and asked them, "How did they know how to use chopsticks?"

George smiled and said, "There's a Chinese restaurant in Williams Town, so I like the fried noodles inside. Every time I take Emily to town, I have to eat fried noodles, so we use chopsticks." Barton disdained to eat Chinese food, so every time we went to town we didn't go with him. " Well, just like what people said on the internet, as long as there were people, there would be Chinese restaurants. That was true, there were Chinese restaurants in a small town like Williams, and it seemed like business was not bad?

"The Chinese food in Stars and Stripes is from California. I've been in California for so many years, do you think it's possible for me not to eat Chinese food?"

George and the others praised the grilled fish, but poor Barton could not eat it. To him, the chopsticks were as difficult to control as advanced alien weapons. However, it wasn't like he didn't have anything to eat. He used the method that Xiao Peng had taught him: He stuck a fork into the sashimi that Xiao Peng cut, put it in the soup at the bottom of the hotpot, then dipped it in salad oil and ate the fish. He was sweating profusely, and his mouth was still open as he ate one mouthful after another. It was not enough to just eat the fish. He was still holding a spoon in his hand, sipping the broth from the pot. From the looks of it, the broth would be gone once the fish were done eating.

Xiao Peng wanted to advise him otherwise, but seeing that George and the others were not only eating the grilled fish, but also the chilies inside the fish, Xiao Peng gave Xiao Peng a thumbs up every time they ate. Xiao Peng could only shut his mouth and stop talking.

He suddenly remembered that when Amma was in Hua Xia, Xiao Peng had once made him a spicy chicken, but Amma didn't even touch it.

Uh, no wonder all the regular Chinese restaurants can't even open up in Star countries. The taste of this country's star bars is indeed too strange.