Chapter 3567

Who can stop Manchester City and Zhuoyang?

Uncle slag said: let me try.

Detu and the little pig said: let's come.

So the whole world is watching Liverpool.

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Since the 3-2 stoppage time reversal of Lyon in the Champions League group game, Zhuo Yang has been very low-key in the past half month, and several small things have happened in his football during this period.

A little thing.

The first was the victory over promoted magadif city in the sixth round of the Premier League.

Manchester City beat the Welsh team 3-0 in the FA Cup 116 at the beginning of the year. Six months later, coach Neil Warnock led Cardiff to the Premier League as the second in the championship.

This is Cardiff's second visit to the Premier League in history. The bluebird once came occasionally in the 2013-14 season. Like five years ago, Cardiff did not make a big fight against the lineup in the summer. Although he spent 27 million to introduce several players, the main framework is still those people last season, including Philippine naturalized goalkeeper ethrich.

Not as frivolous as Fulham and not as ambitious as wolves, Cardiff consciously lowered his figure at home and practically resisted Manchester City.

But he was low-key and couldn't be a meal. Cardiff failed to get a good result. He was beaten by Manchester City 0-6.

In the first half, ah Kun, seat B and Beijing teacher made the score freehand as 3-0.

Even if the three goals were a big win, Guardiola replaced Foden and compani, who returned from injury in the second half, seemed to show that he did not intend to deceive people too much.

But in the 62nd minute, he replaced ah Kun with Zhuo Yang, but it was not done by people.

What did Zhuo Yang do? Of course, it's another hat trick when you wake up. The Premier League has six consecutive hats and ten consecutive hats.

It is likely that Cardiff City doesn't really matter, but what makes the media cold is that they completely lie flat and let Manchester City kill them.

Cardiff only fouled twice in the game, with a miserable 20% possession rate. The only yellow card was because midfielder Joe Lars delayed time.

Cardiff is so docile and respectful that the media will not report any expectations for Oxford United from League one.

Three days later, Manchester City went away to start the Carling Cup this season. The first game 116 was against Oxford United.

Oxford County, Oxford City, the most famous of course is that university. Speaking of the word "Oxford", I have to admire the Chinese translation art.

The Thames and chaiweier rivers meet here. At that time, the river was not deep, so you can wade through it with a cow and a cart, so this place was called 'Oxford'.

Ox is a bull and Ford is the shallow part of the river. The Chinese don't translate it into 'cattle crossing the river' or transliterate it into 'offord', but call it Oxford‘ 'Jin' means ferry.

Is there anything on the floor? Otherwise, is it called "niuguohe University" full of pheasant flavor?

Compared with Oxford University, Oxford United club is really not famous. In fact, when it was first established in 1893, the team was called heidington. It was not until 1960 that it was changed to the current Oxford League in order to improve its popularity.

On November 8, 1986, Oxford United beat Manchester United 2-0 at home in the old League one. It was Sir Alex Ferguson's first game in charge of the Red Devils.

1986 was also the most brilliant year in the history of Oxford United. They beat Arsenal 3-0 in the last round to avoid relegation, and won the championship by beating QPR women's Park Tour 3-0 in the Carling Cup final.

Unfortunately, at that time, English football was suspended by UEFA in the European war because of the heather tragedy, and Oxford United missed the UEFA Cup.

Today's Oxford League has long lost its glory. They are struggling to avoid relegation in League one. At present, they are second to last in League one.

Carson stadium can accommodate 12000, usually only a thousand or eight hundred spectators, but it was a full day for Manchester City and Zhuoyang.

37 year old coach Carl Robinson sent the first team, but the biggest one was full back Luke gabut, because he had played for Everton for five years and was one of the few people with Premier League experience.

Guardiola sent out an improper starting lineup, including Foden, DIAS, zinchenko, Danilo, Adrian bernardwe, and even the goalkeeper is aro muric of Kosovo.

Regent Bravo has been reimbursed for the season. Mourinho, 20, is currently the second gate of Manchester City.

But Captain Zhuo Yang started, which made Oxford University Town boiling, and it was difficult to get a ticket at Carson stadium.

Lao Gua didn't intend to bring him. Zhuo Yang threatened to turn his face and flattered him in the interview. Lao Gua reluctantly agreed to let him play, but only half the court.

Zhuo Yang's feet are hot, his heart is hotter than his feet, and he doesn't want to let go of any game.

There was no difficulty, and the Oxford United didn't want to be cold in its dream. In the 38th minute of the first half, Zhuo Yang completed a hat trick with a score of 3-0. All of Carson stadium stood up and applauded him.

After the game, Oxford United boss Nick merry even said quite flatteringly: it is an honor for Oxford United that Zhuo Yang can complete a hat trick at Carson stadium.

American businessman merry, a former Oxford United Youth Team player, bought the club from Feroz Carson in 2009.

At the end of half-time, Zhuo Yang's shirt was asked to leave by 20-year-old midfielder Seaton Baptist, who was the Oxford captain.

Then Zhuo Yang didn't come up again, not because he didn't wear a shirt, but because he was replaced by Mr. Jing. Guardiola is a bald man who does what he says.

In the second half, Jesus and Forden went to the next city respectively, and Manchester City reached the top 16 of the Carling Cup with a 5-0 victory. Eleven hooded, Zhuo Yang is not a son of man.

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Cardiff lay flat, Oxford United spread their legs, England surrendered their eyes to Brighton Hoff, the seventh round of the Premier League.

Brighton cried: what are you looking at me for? What the fuck are you looking at me for!

Of course, Brighton didn't give it in vain. In the summer, they spent more than 60 million to strengthen the lineup, of which the most expensive is the 25-year-old 'Iran Zhuoyang' jahambahesh. This grandson scored 21 goals in alkmar last season and the golden boot of the Dutch top scorer list.

Brighton won one, drew two and lost three in the first six rounds, but the only win was the 3-2 defeat of Manchester United in the second round. If it hadn't been for the second round, it would have been a little early. Otherwise, uncle bird might have finished class.

In the last round, Brighton lost 3-1 at home to Spurs, and grandpa Mo scored his first goal in the Premier League in the 66th minute.

Before the game, Brighton coach Chris Hughton had recognized his advice. "I don't expect to stop Zhuo Yang from scoring. I just hope Brighton can have good luck away."

I almost said "amen".

Brighton's strength is obviously much stronger than Oxford United, but melon has also sent more main players in the league. In the first round, only zinchenko, who plays left back, is half a pumpkin.

With a little more effort, Zhuo Yang didn't finish the hat trick until the 59th minute in the second half.

In the 70th minute, the players were replaced at the same time, Zhuo Yang was replaced by sane, and Jahan bakh replaced French winger Anthony kenokel.

Jahan bakh has not adapted to the rhythm of the Premier League and has not started at Brighton. They are all strikers who attack the city and pull out the stronghold. Between Iran Zhuoyang and China Zhuoyang, there is a difference between Portugal Ronaldo.

The final score was another 6-0. Stirling, akun and Debbie Xi added three feet to the snake.

Twelve hoods, young and old.

Alas, with a sigh, England could not help the mud on the wall, so they had to look at the Bundesliga. In the second round of the Champions League group stage, Manchester City's opponent was Hoffenheim.

Huo village is known as "little madiburg". Under the construction of Dietmar hope, a former youth training young player, the founder of sap, a famous European software company in the future and a millionaire, and under the leadership of Ralph lannick, a well-known coach, they repeated the road of low-level and rapid rise of madiburg, and came to and became a strong team in the Bundesliga at one stroke.

In addition to not having the glorious champion of madiburg, Huocun can also be called magical. Madiburg is not suitable as a benchmark, just like don't compare Zhuo Yang with other players. It's too unreasonable.

Huocun's current coach is Julian nagelsmann, who is two years younger than Zhuoyang. When he took office in Huocun two years ago, he was under the age of 29, setting the record of the youngest coach in the Bundesliga.

In the first round of the European war, Huocun tied dunkuang 2-2 away, and the Bundesliga was also mediocre. The main reason is that the team suffered a wave of injuries at the beginning of the new season, and nagelsmann is very short of employment.

When Manchester city came to the rhineka stadium, Huocun was mighty and eight generals were absent due to injury, including Chinese defender 'iron egg' Zhang Linpeng.

Tiedan used to be known as "Zhang moss" in the Jianghu. Four years ago, when China played Germany in the top eight of the world cup in Brazil, he flew to the goal line to prevent Klose from scoring.

Hit the pole with an egg, one meter and six from the ground. It's moving.

It was this hip stroke that gave him a very appropriate nickname of "iron egg", and the bravery of iron cloth shirt also moved the German people as opponents. After the world cup, Huo village stood out with the most positive competitive attitude and finally won the favor of Zhang Tiedan.

In the past four years, Tiedan was not the main force in Huo village, but it was not difficult to find a rotation meal, which was due to his relative omnipotence in the back line, and both full backs and central defenders could plug and play.

Huocun's tactics switch between three central defenders and four defenders, and iron egg can play both right and right central defenders. At the age of 31, he could have been fooling around for another two years, but this injury has a great impact on iron egg's prospects.

He played for the national team on the international match day a month ago. He was injured in the friendly against Qatar. He tore the ligament of his left ankle in the fight. He is expected to be suspended for three months.

Huocun has nine first-team defenders, and the competition is so fierce that they throw a spark. Benjamin Hubner, Hermione bikasic, Qasim Adams and iron egg all rested.

As a result, Stefan Bosch, 22, Justin hogma, 20, akboguma, 23, and even Alphonse AMAD, 18, gave them a little sunshine and took the opportunity to get on the top and perform better. Even if the iron egg recovers, the defensive ranking in the team will step back.

The back waves of the Rhine push the front waves. Not every Chinese player aged 30 + is called Zhuo Yang, and even Zheng Zhi has only one. The vast majority of the rest are Li Li.

Young people will never admit advice, but nagelsmann responded to the attack of Manchester City with a firm defensive counterattack at home.

In the end, it was a strong Bundesliga team. In the first 44 seconds, Karem demirbai, No. 10 of Huocun, chose the most perfect route to send a straight plug like a scalpel in front of the dense Manchester City players. Algerian striker berfudier took the ball into the restricted area and shot at the close corner to break the goal.

However, after an unexpected 1-0, the game was dominated by Manchester City.

In the 8th minute, Zhuo Yang received a cross pass from sane in the restricted area, dodged and moved continuously in the area as large as the floor brick, avoided the crazy robbery of Huocun defender, and then pushed the opposite angle of goalkeeper Oliver Bowman. The football slowly entered the net in full view of the public.

Huocun may have Lyon's heart, but without Lyon's life, it is already the greatest achievement of this game to make Manchester City lose the ball again, which has achieved three consecutive zero goals.

The final score was 5-1. Zhuo Yang's hat trick was completed in the 85th minute. Between his three goals, there were two farters, akun and Xiwa.

Thirteen hoods, if all thirteen hats are painted with colors, it can give Kou Kou the 13 new color numbers of Armani lipstick. Of course, lipstick is not green.

In the past half month, Zhuo Yang has been very low-key. Whether he is a Bundesliga player, a Premier League gangster, a promoted horse or a League One University City, he is only involved in rain and dew. He is impartial and really kind-hearted.

Four hat tricks are small things for Zhuo Yang, and four consecutive victories are not big things for Manchester City.

In short, what has happened in the past half a month is very small. It's not worth boasting. Be a low-key man.

Oh, by the way, in addition to four games, there is another thing that is too small to be explained. It was not necessary to explain it, but it is always a major event of football. Take a note.

On the 25th of last month, the day after Oxford United was eliminated, the FIFA 2018 awards ceremony was held in the Royal Festival Concert Hall in London.

Zhuo Yang won the 2018 World Player of the year.

Is there any suspense? There is an eggplant. Not only people, but also panting animals know that he is the winner of this year's award.

Therefore, this is a very small thing for Zhuo Yang. It's just a formality.

Zhuo Yang, the Gold Award, St. Ribery, the silver award and Luca Modric, the Bronze Award, are 101 years old. In 2018, they ranked among the world's oldest footballers in football history.

It's all small things, but life is like this. It can't always be light. Zhuo Yang and Manchester City's low-key sage time is over because Liverpool lie in front of them.

Uncle scum, butcher and President pig: This is Anfield. Xiao Zhuo, come on, here are your uncle and your brother.