Chapter 3568

Whose IQ is higher, uncle slag or old melon? The problem caused a dispute among the three brothers.

IQ is an index comparing the scores of individual intelligence tests with those of subjects of the same age. It is a measure of individual intelligence.

In this way, IQ is not a very accurate index with strict standards. There is no rigorous scale of height, weight and age. Since it is tested, there must be training factors.

Therefore, Zhuo Yang, Zhu Zong and Tu ye are talking about the intelligence quotient. In fact, they are talking about the chicken thief of Uncle slag and old melon.

Zhuo Yang cooperated with Lao Gua. Lao Gua told him not to say anything about himself, but Zhuo Yang knew that his words were against him, and Lao Gua was eager to let Zhuo Yang publicize them to him.

"Writing an article is a high IQ? I'm still the king of jokes, you know. Old melon is a strict wife, right? Uncle slag taught aunt slag obediently, we all know."

Aunt Wula is a children's literature writer. She is the second wife of Uncle slag. They are both old cellar Erguotou. When Zhuo Yang came to madiburg, the old couple fell in love.

The little pig said, "football is all a gadget. It's called a real gadget because it can make the women in the family dare not beat the dog and drive the chicken. We can't do it. It's all in front of our wife... Scar's rake ears..."

Zhuo Yang said, "I'm different from you. I love Kou, not fear."

The little pig "spits" and wants to spit on Zhuo Yang's face. "Yes, yes, you are the most filial to Kou Kou."

Zhuo Yang was speechless. In fact, he was very proud in his heart.

The little pig then said, "old melon can't do it. Uncle slag is the king. You know."

The angle of these dogs has always been so strange.

"Old melon can solve the nine Links..."

"Uncle slag is a master of crossword puzzles..."

It's just boring. However, it is said that every excellent man will often do some boring and childish things.

Sometimes they are flattered and sometimes exposed. If old melon and uncle slag have a pleasant ear, they will be angry with two dogs.

When he was in a bad situation, the butcher suddenly remembered something.

"Well, uncle slag should have a high IQ. Do you remember..."

Zhuo Yang tilted his mouth: "butcher, it's not humiliating to ride the wall. Being a traitor is really worse than an animal."

"Flat tire!" The butcher shouted, "well, we had a flat tire that year, remember?"

In an instant, Zhuo Yang and piggy opened their dusty memories.

A flat tire is not a real flat tire. It's a story about a flat tire. It was a story of the six brothers when Zhuo Yang had just arrived at madiburg and the six swordsmen were not called six swordsmen. Fifteen or six years, as far away as a previous life.

Six absurd teenagers like to go to the nightclub. The second brother is good at being the sea king in the nightclub. Grandpa is the kindest and is willing to persuade people to be good. Scar belongs to the hard-working type. Zhuo Yang can shout the most, but he always urinates with the rich second generation piglets who are good at paying the bill every critical moment.

On that day, six people played for a long time. When they went back, they drank reviving wine in the pig's mansion. As a result, they got up late the next day.

There are games in the afternoon and training in the morning. Uncle slag is always disciplined and is not allowed to be late. But this system obviously can't help the six people as confidants and henchmen.

The six brothers crowded into grandpa's old Jetta SUV and came to the peninsula. The car was changed from a pickup truck and used to pull pigs for the meat factory.

The training has been going on for a long time. Klopper stared at the six satisfied students. The stubble blew up like Zhong Kui.

"I'm sorry, sir. We had a flat tire on the way here. In order not to delay the training, we changed the tire ourselves. You know, we haven't worked as a repairman before, so... We changed it slowly. Sorry."

Uncle slag stared at six people, six pairs of sincere eyes and twelve dirty hands. In acting, you must act like a ghost. That's what Zhuo Yang said.

"Go and change."

With ease, the six teenagers had a sense of superiority in IQ.

Then, after changing their training equipment, they were blocked at the door of the dressing room by Uncle slag, and came out one by one to accept the inquiry.

That day, uncle slag asked six dogs the same question: which tire of the car burst?

Pickup truck is not a three jump, it has four wheels, but that day six talented teenagers gave five answers. Scar a fool said that the spare tire burst.

That morning, the six brothers went to the fast lane, and their wages were almost deducted. At night, they went to smash the glass of Uncle slag's dormitory window.

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The past echoed. Now even Zhuo Yang had to admit that uncle slag had a higher IQ and could not be prevented from conspiracy. Old melon can't do such a thing. He will deduct money as long as he is late, and won't listen to any explanation. Don't mention a flat tire. Your mother is late for an abortion.

"Fuck, uncle slag didn't lose his IQ to Einstein that day."

"Well, at least 180."

"Ordinary people are about 100, you know."

"Some fools have an IQ of only 4 or 50, such as scar."

The simple and honest butcher laughed, "give it to me.". "The dog's IQ is still 20 or 30, scar... Here ~"

Zhuo Yang suddenly woke up: "fuck, uncle slag 180... That day, his eyes were like dogs in our eyes."

"Shit..."

"Wori..."

After all, the pig is the smartest, even if he is now a 34 year old pig.

"Even if we are all dogs, I am also a border shepherd. You know, you two and grandpa's second brother are Samo and scar is Teddy."

As we all know, border animal husbandry is the spirit of dogs and the existence of the highest IQ in the dog world.

"The second brother is also like teddy. He's in heat too fast... What, piggy, you're not a border shepherd. In terms of intelligence, our six lizhuoyang are most qualified to be a border shepherd."

"I'm the border shepherd. Zhuo Yang is at most a military dog with a black back, isn't he?" The little pig said, "Zhuo Yang, your family is from the army. My uncle Zhuo used to be a soldier, right?"

"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

"I'm a border shepherd!"

"Zhuo Yang is a border animal husbandry!"

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Zhuo Yang looked at the two fools silently, just like looking at two mentally retarded husky.

I can't help it.

"Piggy, are you fucking crazy? What the fuck is there to argue about?" Zhuo Yang said angrily, "why am I not a border shepherd? I have three great skills in ball, piano and fist. Why am I not as good as you?"

Sister-in-law Tu Winona and little Tu John de Jong looked at them silently, as if they were three mentally retarded huskies.

If Uncle slag and old melon have a pleasant ear, they must have a sense of superiority in IQ at this moment.

In the eye-catching melon dregs meeting, Liverpool blocked Manchester City at home. Old melon planned strategies, and uncle dregs's IQ exploded. He unexpectedly let pig president Bastian Schweinsteiger start to play central guard.

It's really a chicken thief.