Guardiola has offended the Witch and can only speak one word a year.
As a result, Guardiola, with a firm belief, kept silent for four years in order to save enough words, and in the fourth year, he called out "long live Chuan Kong.".
At the end of four years, Guardiola can't wait to rush to the door to announce his ambition to the world. But when he stumbled over the threshold, he blurted out: "ouch, I fuck..."
After the match, not only the British media, but also the European media were talking about "Manchester City has won a great victory like that of Jose".
It's not good for the media, and Guardiola can't please them. He's keen to hang their top star coaches, which is similar to ordinary people's hatred of the rich.
Don't follow the flow of direct blowing is the main theme, but also can't help but take along with ridicule Guardiola, like learning from Jose. To tell you the truth, you say old melon learn dregs uncle he can endure, can say he learn from Jose, with the nose almost curse.
"Victory is victory. What do you mean by a victory like that? Didn't Manchester City win? Rome won, didn't Manchester City? "
"My team is the Champions League defending champion, the Premier League champion and the League Cup champion, the World Club Cup and the European Super Cup champion. My team has made brilliant achievements this season. Don't you see that in your eyes? "
"Against Roma, we missed five main players, debronne was injured soon after the opening, but my team still won 5-2. We went out in a very bad situation, and then we won, and we won very well, that's the truth
The old melon is avoiding the heavy and taking advantage of the light and changing his concept in circles. He just doesn't answer the question of city's tactics of "putting the bus and defending the counter attack" in the game.
Who is not a baby, Zhuo Yang knows that despite the vicissitudes of 47 year old melon, his heart is bald, but he has to coax like a bear child from time to time.
"You are all wrong. Today is not a victory of Guardiola's style, nor of Jose, but of me
"Pep has stressed that we missed five important players, and after the start of the game, we retired from debraune with injuries. Our opponent is Roma, who are the best in Europe
"Think about it, it's Rome. They just reversed and eliminated Barcelona. Think about it, it's Barcelona. It's Messi, the first player under 170 in the history of world football, and Saberi, the first player suspected to be 170 in height in the history of world football... "
Scar and may: shut up! Please
"Barcelona just won 14 points ahead of Real Madrid in La Liga. That's Real Madrid who has the first Portuguese player Ronaldo. Ronaldo has statues in Portugal. I don't have them in China. We only give statues to the dead in China. "
C Luo: shut up, talk about NIMA
Real Madrid and Barcelona lie innocent, Juve and Bayern quickly hide.
"So Rome is great." Zhuo Yang said sincerely: "but I happen to be a man who is more difficult and more able to play his subjective initiative. To be honest, this is my greatest specialty."
"Roma are lucky to meet Manchester City with a poor squad, and their misfortune lies in meeting me under the adversity of the team. I respect Rome, but it doesn't prevent me from beating them
"And who am I? I'm Zhuoyang, the man who has won the most Champions League in football history. I'm also the most loyal believer of Guardiola's passing control football, since I joined Barcelona in 2009. Well... It was a beautiful experience. "
"Without Barcelona's old... Guardiola, there would be no Barcelona's Zhuoyang, no Barcelona's Zhuoyang, there would be no Manchester City's Zhuoyang. Without Guardiola from Manchester City, there would be no top player in the world
Jurgen klopp is sour at Liverpool.
"It's a standard victory of Zhuoyang style, and of course it's also a victory of Guardiola's tactics. Our beloved head coach, like an omnipotent prophet, is in his hands. Josep Guardiola, absolutely
Next to the crater in dog days, Guardiola ate an ice cream that was cool to the heart.
"Brother, am I really so great in your mind?"
"Hey, don't take it seriously, brother. I'll do it when I'm six years old."
"Oh, fuck..."
With the support of the chief boss under his command, old guardOn, who always has a small stomach, felt that it was not a matter. What kind of Mu style guar style, no matter his thirty-six style, it was my Guardiola's victory anyway.
When he went to fight with the media again, he didn't mean anything. He simply stopped talking to the media and asked what he wanted. He looked like an expert in the world.
As a result, the front story appeared in the media, which almost didn't make Zhuo Yang laugh.
No matter black or white, catching mice is a good cat‘ "Good cat" is also a famous cigarette in Shaanxi Province. In those years, Zhuo's father always gave gifts to the headmaster because Zhuo Yang was always in trouble. Two at a time. It's very expensive.
Now of course, you don't need to give them away. Good cats don't sell very well.
5: 2 is a good cat! Although it's a pity to lose two after five goals leading, it's unconscionable to say that the score is not ideal.
Sabaletta is also a good cat.
Four days after the victory over Roma, Premier League champion Manchester City arrived at Upton Park. In the 36th round, they played against the "hammers" West Ham United, who have no hope of relegation in Europe.
In order to prepare for the Rome Olympic Games three days later, Guardiola hid many main players, including Zhuoyang. Zhuo Yang's two goals in the Premier League this season have been achieved, champion and goal 40 +, so there is nothing to pursue.
Guardsman has sent back guard aradabioyo, midfield zinchenko, fuden, forward Diaz and many other substitutes, as well as luxury left back bonyaman Mendi.
City didn't sign him up for the Champions League in the second half of the match because of Mendi's injury, so even if he recovers, he can only continue to win.
In the game, Manchester City didn't take much advantage of West Ham United. Moyes' team was a carefree main force, with lancini, Arnold, noble, o'bonna and other famous players all starting.
There is also the former Manchester United French player Evra, who is a free transfer from Marseille in the winter window. There are old Manchester City, former vice captain sabaletta, he is the main hammer.
In the 27th minute of the game, lancini's backcourt backcourt error, originally in the offside position of sane picked up the cheap, small angle shot, but was released by guard Declan rice header.
Then there was a scuffle in the penalty area. Finally, in the entanglement with Mendi, sabaleta accidentally poked the ball into his own door.
No matter how you win, you win. 1: 0, which is also the final score. Manchester City won the 31st Premier League game of the season with an own goal from an old player, and scored 95 points.
And David Silva came on as a substitute in the second half, which is very good news for Manchester City.