Chapter 288: Till Death Don't Us Part

Chapter 288: Till Death Don't Us Part

Tell me what happened, I said to Jenny.

You dont want to fumble around some more? she said very sweetly. Does wonders for the ego when your girlfriend describes the most passionate expression of your feelings as fumbling.

No. But thank you. You woke up when you felt me dying... I had the odd feeling she was trying to keep me distracted. What was she trying to hide? Silly questions, really. Probably a bunch of things. Must have been hard deciding what not to tell me first.

Jenny sighed. I was attached to you when you died. And after you died. Youd think death would cut the connection between us. She made scissors with her fingers and snipped the air. But it didnt. I could still feel you. Death isnt a void, its a real, present thing. It has a shape and a texture. And its very cold.

Can we speed it up? Im not a big fan of long descriptive passages. Dialogue and plot, please.

She gave me a wry smile. You know, this ability I have to feel what other people feel, its so intense with you that if Id fallen for someone else, it would probably have killed me. A normal persons emotion would be overwhelming. But with you, the signal is so low, I can handle it even when you boost it to max. Most of the time, anyway. She leaned into me and nuzzled my neck.

I think she was saying I lacked basic human emotions. Fair comment. I was more concerned at her attempts to keep me off-topic.

It makes it a lot easier to love you, you know, because youre so numb inside. I think she meant it as a compliment. Hard to tell. The only person I could leave you for is someone even less connected to their emotions. So youve got nothing to worry about.

Very reassuring. I was dead, I reminded her, and you were upset, or something.

Yes. I was very upset. She rested her head on my shoulder. I was sinking into your darkness. It was very cold and painful. I could easily have just followed you.

The ultimate clingy girlfriend move.

But then I felt what was happening to Claire and Flossie. They were losing it. Flossie was so full of rage, it was like being caught in a hurricane. Claire was about to explode. And then there was Joshaya. I didnt know who he was then, of course, just that he had this aura like white flame. Hate, that was all he was giving off. Her hand on my chest closed into a small fist. I didnt know what to do. It was building and building around me. I knew I didnt have long before all those different emotions slammed into each other.

She paused. To collect her thoughts? To prepare a lie? So what did you do, Jenny?

She looked at me, a little guiltily. I took them. All the emotions in the air. I took them inside of me.

Even Joshayas? She nodded. You took a gods emotions? How did that feel?

It was a bit filling. I mean, I was emptier than normal because your death created this vacuum inside me, so there was room. But it was like I was I was She puffed out her cheeks.

Constipated?Updated from novelb(i)n.c(o)m

He cheeks deflated instantly. No, she said firmly. Not like I was constipated. Emotions dont make you full of shit.

I begged to differ, but there wasnt time. Okay, so you took their emotions. What happened?

Flossie and Claire calmed down. Joshaya ran away.

You scared him off?

Jenny shrugged. I took him by surprise. He wasnt expecting me to do something like that. Without his hate he lost his nerve, I guess.

Some god he was. And what about you? Didnt you have any side effects?

Yes. I felt like I was about to explode.

Right, like you were constipated.

No! Not like that. I was dizzy and sweatingdont say it!and I tried to give them their emotions back, only Joshaya wasnt there, which made it tricky. I reached out and we were all connected. All six of us. Well, all five of us were connected to each other, and I was connected to you.

Even to Dudley and Maurice? Werent they dead?

Yes, but I told you, death isnt emotionless. Its its own thing. And thats when I was able to see Maurices power.

See it? How were you able to see it?

Not really see it. More like I could feel it. Like it was leaking out of him. I could draw it out of him. And use it to convince the three of you that you werent dead.

You hijacked his power. Nice. Can you hijack mine?

I dont know. Im not sure Id want to.

Okay, so you brought us back. I dont remember that happening.

You were still unconscious. Maurice was the first one to come round.We explained what happened, he understood perfectly, and immediately died again.

Because knowing its an illusion stops it working.

Normally it wouldnt matterits his power, obviously hell know it isnt realbut Id used it on him. The illusion he was alive required him not to be aware it was an illusion. And when he died, you did, too. I kept trying to bring him back, but the moment he woke up, he remembered he was dead.

But you figured a way around it, obviously.

Yes. Claire went into his mind and made him forget.

She mind-wiped him? Things were taking a dark turn. She can do that?

Only to Maurice, because theyre so close. Although shes been training hard, so who knows what she could do now

Great. My power to be untouchable was looking better all the time. Even though it was for a good reason, it was crossing a line.

Good thing Maurice doesnt know, I said.

Whose idea do you think it was? said Jenny.

That did sound like the sort of thing Maurice would suggest. He was so upset at not having an ability like the rest of us, and he had this huge power that he'd hidden from himself. Psych.

She didnt look too enthused by my plan, but what was she going to do about it?

I sat on the bed with my back to the wall, and closed my eyes. I breathed slowly. I could feel her on the bed next to me.

I hadnt been able to leave my body recently. Not knowing what was going on and what kind of fucked up situation the girls were in had made it hard to focus. But now I knew she was safe. And Jennys overly-attached behaviour was encouraging me to get some air.

I opened my eyes and I was hovering over my body. It was a relief to have a little space to myself.

This is weird, isnt it? said Jenny.

I swivelled around to see her floating behind me.

What are you doing here?

She looked a bit offended at the less than warm reception. Im attached to you.

I didnt normally mind her tagging along, but she had become a little too attached of late. Going off on her own, experimenting with her powers and playing hero with the other girls had gone to her head a bit.

It wasnt unusual for a girl to get a bit ahead of herself in these matters. You sleep with a guy a couple of times, save his life and have his back in every life-threatening situation you find yourselves in, and suddenly she thinks she has the right to ride shotgun on every trip. Taking a bloody liberty, was what it was.

I think you should go back to your body, I said.

Why cant I come with you? she replied in the traditional whine of the neglected girlfriend.

Well, you could have at least put your top back on before you stepped out.

She was topless with her trousers around her ankles. It wasnt the sort of first impression I wanted to make on my visit to the gods of old.

Hello, Im Colin, and this is my slutty ghost girlfriend.

She looked down at herself and pulled up her pants. Nobody can see us, can they?

Gods might be able to. Joshaya could move about when I was in this state.

But theyve probably seen it all before. They wouldnt be interested.

You need to read up on your Greek mythology. Go back. And dont talk to any swans or bulls.

No. Im coming with you.

I could tell she wouldnt stay behind voluntarily. Okay. Come with me. I grabbed her hand and re-entered my body.

We were in the dark.

What are we doing here? asked Jenny.

Thats what I want to know, said a small voice.

Ah, good, I said, youre here.

My younger self emerged from the dark. And then stopped when he saw that Jenny was topless. He suddenly became very interested in the ground.

Look, I need you to babysit.

Why? said Jenny. He

I wasnt talking to you, I was talking to him. Make sure she doesnt leave here. Its important. For my sanity.

Younger me nodded. I think he was blushing.

How can you do this? said Jenny. After everything Ive done for you?

Did you do it so Id pay you back?

No, of course not.

Then what are you talking about? This is nothing against you, but I need some room to breathe before you suffocate me with your desperate need for attention.

She looked offended.

No offence, I added, to take the sting out. I know what youve done for me, and Im grateful, but this is your own fault.

How

Youre the one who insisted we have sex. Do you know what happens after a guy has sex? He thinks a lot clearer and hes a lot harder to manipulate into doing what you want with the stupidity-tadpoles flushed out. You played yourself, babe.

She stared at me, mouth hanging half-open.

You, I said to mini-me, dont let her leave until I get back. Watch her, shes a crafty one.

He peeked at her from under his fringe, and then quickly returned his gaze to the ground. He nodded.

This is so unfair, said Jenny. We make a good team.

Yes. And when I need a team, youll be the first person I ask.

You owe me!

Word to the wise, get it in writing next time. I left my body and headed off to deal with the undead gods who were far more powerful than me, and were likely to vaporise me on sight. A much less frightening prospect than dealing with my overly attached girlfriend.