Chapter 347: Here Be Monsters

Chapter 347: Here Be Monsters

There was loud frantic splashing from behind. Damicar came pounding through the surf to catch me. Complaints and grievances, most likely, so I tried to get to the boat as swiftly as possible but its hard to wade quickly. Damicars meaty paw landed on my shoulder.

Victor, please, let me accompany you. He leaned towards me. The princess terrifies me. I fear she will do terrible things in your absence.

Say what you like about the boy, he was an excellent judge of character.

Ill be back in a bit, probably. Dont worry about her, shes all talk. I mean, shes also a lunatic with a sword, but, you know, duck and weave. I gave him an encouraging pat on the shoulder, because thats what Id seen coaches in sports movies do.

Damicar didnt look reassured. My knees go funny when she looks at me. It was the sort of reaction a young guy in the first confusing flush of love might have, but it was also what someone standing in front of the tigers enclosure who notices the cage doors unlocked experiences. Strange how alike those emotions can be.

She has that effect on everyone, she wont actually do anything. Not really sure that was the best way to calm his nerves, but a false sense of security is not necessarily a bad thing. If something terrible is going to happen, no need to sit there also feeling terrible about it while you wait. Listen, if things do go wrong, get to Captain Somya.

To mount a rescue?

It was sweet how committed Damicar was to the heroic lifestyle. Id have to knock it out of him. No, he wont be able to do much for me. Tell him to get his men somewhere safe and get off the island when he can. The Golden God will protect you.

Noble sacrifice on my part? Leave me, save yourselves. Yeah, thats me all over. My reason for not wanting Sail Team 6 coming in to rescue me was purely based on experience theyd only make things worse. If things went pear-shaped, I didnt want a bunch of undead sailors getting in my way as I made my escape.

The islanders werent interested in eating Somyas men, their flesh not being the freshest, so they probably wouldnt stop them from leaving. The rest of the crew were probably still on the menu, but the islanders had lost a few people thanks to me, so they might have some vacancies. When in Rome

Damicar looked back to shore with nervous eyes. I I will cook something for your return. Perhaps the princess will remain calm if I keep her busy.

Absolutely no fucking chance. Sure, good idea.

Grayson waded towards me. He had been hanging back as Damicar and I spoke. I think he assumed we were frightened children saying our fond farewells, which wasnt far from the truth. It would be nice if Graysons image of me was one I endorsed, some sort of admiration of me as a man, but I didnt think he was ever going to see me as anything other than a flailing kid desperately trying to keep his head above water. I hate it when astute people judge me.

Are you ready? Grayson said with militaristic detachment.

No. But thats okay, I was born not ready. I gave Damicar a nod. He slowly turned with the water lapping around his waist and headed back to his fate with sagging shoulders. Laney was standing on the beach, eyes twinkling with a thousand delusional thoughts, ready to welcome him back to her clutches. Facing a bunch of overpowered nutters who thought they could rule the world by proxy didnt seem so bad.

You instructed him to abandon you if there was trouble, said Grayson. He didnt say it like he was impressed. More like he thought it was a poor decision. From a soldiers perspective, it probably was.

You heard that?

Sounds and scents travel downwind.

So much for my secret attack force hiding in the next cove over. If theres a fight, are you going to try to kill me? I asked as we resumed the wade to his boat.

No. If theres a fight, I expect it to be over very quickly. At least he didnt say who he thought would win. Because they would destroy you in an instant. The guy had no chill.

As we reached the boat, Biadet stood in the prow, looking down at me. Even her boots were dry.

How did you get here before me? I hadnt even seen her leave the beach.

Flow with the water, not against it. Mini Bruce Lee was trying to teach me some kind of life lesson. Either that or she was taking the piss. Probably the latter.

I managed to get into the boat with only a little struggling. The men seated holding oars pretended not to judge me. It would be much easier to pass myself off as worthy of the baffling deference I received from powerful people if I had a little more upper body strength.

I did start feeling a little apprehensive as we pulled up alongside the ship. It was bigger than both of the ones wed rowed in between to get here. The wreckage was sticking out of the water with a sense of precariousness that had made me feel like a large piece of timber was going to fall on my head. I tried to think positively. Most of the time there was a chance of dying the first thing that occurred to me was what if I dont die and get left paralysed? But in this case, if something fell on me and left me incapacitated, at least Id drown. That silver lining is always there if you look for it.

There was a winch-pulley system that lifted the boat out of the water and onto the deck of the ship. The first sign this wasnt your regular medieval frigate.

The sailors were dressed a lot smarter than my lot. They had matching outfits which looked like theyd been washed for a Daz commercial. Everyone had short hair and shaven faces. They scurried about pulling ropes and clambering up masts, and we werent even moving.

There was also a company of soldiers in polished armour and with swords and pikes. Theyd probably do well against the islanders, for the first few seconds. They stood to attention as Grayson stepped out of the boat, which was then lowered into an open hatch.

A tall man with a big hat greeted Grayson with a salute. Glad to see you made it back in one piece.

As am I, said Grayson. This is Captain Nokes. Hes the man in charge around here. This is Colin, the package I was sent to collect.

So this is the young man, is it? Quite a small package, isnt he? Doubt flowed from him like water from a wellspring. My normal reaction would be option three, but you really cant blame people for expecting what experience has taught them to expect. Especially if theyre probably right.

Dont worry, Captain, I said, I dont think Im worth all this fuss, either. Do me a favour though, put some men on watch for signs of attack. Might be by air or sea. From below would be my guess. I tend to attract death and destruction everywhere I go.

Captain Nokes was a little taken aback by my giving him orders, but Ive found the best way to deal with mild contempt is to challenge it immediately. Do as I tell you, or make your objections known right now and lets deal with it, fuck-face.

The fuck-face is implied.

I liked how she had turned them sending me on a suicide mission into me getting myself killed.

Self-destruction is simply a way of monopolizing ones own fortune. It's merely a narcissistic attempt to take control of the steering wheel and say, Ill decide how things are going to go today. But he's smart. He knows himself, he knows what the consequences of his actions will be. If theres a reason to persevere, hell resist the seductive, nihilistic howl of the abyss.

I still dont know your name, I said, but I take it your ability is a degree in psychology from Full of Yourself University.

Ha, said the vampire, hes a perceptive little shit, Ill give him that. This is Morwenna and the miserable one is Dorothea.

We werent supposed to give him our names, said Morwenna.

You already gave him mine, said Cowdrey, his voice rising like one who had been wronged first.

Oh, yes, sorry, that was a slip of the tongue. We could make him forget.

It wont work on him, said Dorothea. The bickering was starting to get on my nerves. These were the most powerful Visitors on the planet?

What about Chatty on the end? I said indicating the guy who hadnt spoken yet.

Thats Legion, said Cowdrey.

It was hard not to scoff. Really? Cool, Ill be the Horde, you three can be the Alliance.

Legion said nothing. He was so still I wasnt even sure there was someone under the mask.

Hes taken a vow of silence, said Cowdrey.

Why?

Cowdrey shrugged. He has a code. Honour and chivalry or something. I forget. Its very important, thats all anyone needs to know.

This was the Council of Four. I wasnt impressed. They might have some awesome abilities (TBC) but they didnt exude any kind of reassuring authority.

What exactly do you want from me? I asked, growing impatient.

We want you to take back control of your people, said Morwenna, the amateur psychologist. Stop them before its too late.

Theyre not my people. And stop them doing what? How? And why is it going to be too late? Feel free to answer in any order.

Enough, said the one called Legion. He stood up as he spoke and ripped off the mask and hood hiding his face. Underneath was a full helmet, revealing nothing. We need a task taken care of, you are best suited to achieving it. In return, we will give you what you want. Your own island, a castle, protection from being interfered with As a sign of good faith, and to show you we are capable of keeping our word, we will repair your ship. Cowdrey.

Cowdrey had also stood up. When did you start talking again?

It isnt important.

I saw you last week, you didnt say a word. He seemed more upset about this than the approaching end of the world or whatever it was we were here to discuss.

I had things on my mind.

Do you want me to make him forget about this? asked Dorothea.

You cant, said Cowdrey. The pact forbids it. Wait, did you make me forget anything already? I can find out, you know I can. No violating the pact!

Of course I havent, said Dorothea. I was joking.

Just fix his ship, said Legion.

He can put the boat together? I said. How long will it take?

A few minutes. Its not just people he can heal, said Legion. If you dont want to help us after you hear what we have to say, you can take the ship and leave, we wont stop you. We understand you better than you think.

A chair at the table drew back on its own to allow me to sit. After he pulled the old sunglasses under your sunglasses gag on me, the least I could do was hear him out. I took my seat at the table and the chair slid back. I had no idea which one of them was doing it, but it was a pretty neat trick.

A glow appeared in the middle of the table, a shimmering picture of the shipwreck outside. It was a moving image with the waves crashing against the broken hull; a live feed. Cowdrey put out his hand and the Eternal Infinite rose from its watery grave and reformed into its former, non-sunken condition. It took a few seconds, like watching an explosion in reverse.

They were all clearly extremely powerful, which begged one question.

Okay, Ill listen, I said. Lets start with why the fuck you dont take care of this shit yourselves.